Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
Chapter 552 You Marked 1 Person
Wang Yuyu finished eating very quickly.
Licking his lips, Wang Yu glanced at Tang Li and Zhang Qian, then turned and walked towards the cabin.
However, as soon as he turned around, with his rear end facing Tang Li and Zhang Qian, his tail immediately stood up.
"A secure job, you dare..."
Upon seeing Wang Yuyu's action, Tang Li immediately dodged to the side, shouting threats at him.
But Zhang Qian knew nothing and just squatted there, staring at Wang Yuyu with a face full of curiosity.
"puff!"
Fresh tiger urine sprayed into the air, drenching Zhang Qian from head to toe.
Tang Li dodged quickly and didn't get wet at all.
After committing his misdeeds, Wang Yu looked back, a satisfied smile spreading across his face, then quickened his pace and made a hasty escape!
Zhang Qian stood there stunned, completely bewildered after being sprayed with tiger urine.
Tang Li glanced at Wang Yuyu's departing figure, then at Zhang Qian, who stood as still as a statue. She swallowed hard and asked cautiously, "Qianqian, are you alright...?"
Upon hearing Tang Li's voice, Zhang Qian's eyes flickered. She glanced at Tang Li, then at Wang Yuyu, and finally looked down at herself.
She raised her hand, put it under her nose, and immediately smelled a strong, pungent, fishy odor.
"Uh~"
Zhang Qian felt instantly nauseous, supporting herself with one hand on the ground and holding her chest with the other, and dry heaved several times.
Seeing Zhang Qian's distressed appearance, Tang Li suddenly felt like laughing for some reason.
But realizing the timing wasn't right, Tang Li forced down her smile and asked with concern, "Qianqian, are you alright?"
"Don't smell it. Those with secure jobs are predatory; their urine is pungent, heavy, and suffocating. It'll make you feel physically nauseous!"
"but……"
Tang Li's lips curved into a smile, and she couldn't help but say, "Looking like this, you could walk around the garden with your head held high!"
"No animal dares to approach you, goose, goose, goose..."
Zhang Qian gagged a few times, feeling much better. She straightened up and looked at Tang Li with annoyance: "Lili, you still dare to say that..."
"I can't say anymore, I won't say anything more..." Tang Li waved her hand with a smile, but she couldn't hide her gloating expression no matter what.
Seeing Tang Li's expression, Zhang Qian felt even more resentful. "Lili, you didn't even call out to me when you were hiding. Am I not your good friend anymore?"
"Didn't I shout?" Tang Li stared wide-eyed at Zhang Qian in confusion.
"I was sprayed all over, and you didn't even yell!" Zhang Qian pointed to her clothes, which were covered in tiger urine, and said in a serious tone.
"Hmm?" Tang Li tilted her head and thought for a moment. "I remember calling out!"
"You didn't shout that!" Zhang Qian said firmly. "You only shouted 'iron rice bowl'..."
"You dodged so quickly and got away unharmed, while I was hit head-on!"
"Look at my clothes, are they even worth wearing?"
"You owe me money!"
Tang Li stared at Zhang Qian in disbelief, and after a long while, whispered, "I really didn't shout, did I?"
Zhang Qian didn't care about any of this; what's done is done, and saying anything more is just hindsight.
She pointed to her clothes and demanded, "Are you going to pay for it or not?"
Tang Li glanced at Zhang Qian's clothes, which were now frozen solid, and mechanically nodded. "I'll pay you back, I'll pay you back no matter how many clothes you want!"
"That's more like it!" Zhang Qian immediately smiled, stood up, and gently patted off the tiger urine that had frozen on her body.
Looking at Wang Yuyu walking slowly in the distance, occasionally turning back to smile at them, Zhang Qian said angrily:
"Lili, call that 'iron rice bowl' back right now, and give him a good beating!"
"How dare they piss on me! That's outrageous!"
Tang Li smiled sheepishly, shrugged, and said, "Qianqian, what can I do about this?"
"His legs are his job, not mine. Where he wants to go is none of my business."
"We've run out of meat and milk, we have nothing to keep him here, he definitely won't listen to me!"
Zhang Qian looked at Tang Li with disdain, "Seriously, Lili?"
"Aren't you known as the Tiger King? Who does that mean you beat up if a tiger disobeys you?"
"How come you can't even protect people with secure jobs anymore? You're utterly useless, Tiger King!"
Tang Li blushed with embarrassment and waved her hands repeatedly, saying, "Qianqian, you know perfectly well where this Tiger King came from!"
"It's all thanks to the fans' affection; I'm not really the Tiger King!"
"Besides, I really can't control what happens to a secure job!"
"If I hit him, he'll fight back; he won't hold back at all!"
"That swipe of his claw really hurt!"
"Don't be fooled by how well-behaved and obedient he is in front of me; he's just being polite!"
"If you want to beat him up, come on, I'll open the door for you!"
Zhang Qian glanced at Tang Li for a few seconds, then turned to look at Wang Yuyu's slow, deliberate steps, and sighed softly, "Oh well, never mind..."
Seeing that Zhang Qian was no longer insisting, Tang Li secretly breathed a sigh of relief and gave Wang Yuyu a thumbs up for her actions.
He looked at Wang Yuyu with even more excitement.
"Well done, you'll have a secure job!"
"That's it, that elusive distance, that makes you both love and hate it, and feel a deep longing to let go!"
"Once Qianqian gets a lot of gold coins, I'll treat you to a big meal!"
Wang Yu walked to the door of the cabin, lay down on the snow, and leisurely licked her paws and groomed her fur.
After watching for a while, Tang Li looked away and quickly cleaned up the mess.
"Qianqian, stop looking, hurry up and help me tidy up!"
"Without food and water, a secure job won't come your way!"
"He's the type who won't act until he sees a clear benefit!"
"Trying to get him here just by talking nonsense is absolutely not going to work!"
"Now that you're done cleaning, you should go back and take a shower to get rid of the smell!"
"Don't wander around the park before you're clean, or I won't be able to save you if you cause an animal riot..."
Tang Li kept talking, seemingly explaining to Zhang Qian, but in reality she was trying to instill Wang Yuyu's gluttonous nature into Zhang Qian's mind, gradually guiding Zhang Qian to accumulate gold coins!
As expected, Zhang Qian frowned slightly after hearing this, seemingly lost in thought, and became somewhat absent-minded while working.
In no time, the two of them had cleaned up the iron gate.
Zhang Qian pulled the cart away, while Tang Li walked towards Wang Yuyu.
Tang Li knelt down beside Wang Yuyu, scooped up a handful of snow and sprinkled it on him, then began to clean the tiger-skin coat with the snow.
Wang Yuyu half-closed her eyes and, following Tang Li's force, completely collapsed onto the snow, enjoying Tang Li's service.
While rubbing, Tang Li whispered, "It's a secure job. Qianqian and I are going out to play in the next two days, to the beach. Do you want to come with us?"
"ah?!"
Upon hearing this, Wang Yuyu suddenly opened her half-closed eyes and looked up at Tang Li in shock.
"No, why did you take me along when you went out to have fun?"
"Are you sure your car can fit me?"
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