Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.

Chapter 553 Two Western Sea Thugs

Wang Yu looked at it for a few seconds, then lay back down as if nothing had happened. "If your car can fit it all, then I'll go with you for a bit!"

"It's only two days anyway, it won't cause any major delays!"

"Look at the sea!"

"I only saw it a few times in my past life, I never imagined that I would be reborn as a tiger in this life and be able to see the sea!"

"Life is truly unpredictable!"

Tang Li saw Wang Yu raise his head and then lie down again without saying a word, and she was a little unsure of Wang Yu's condition.

So she asked cautiously, "A secure job, you don't want to come with us?"

"No!" Wang Yuyu immediately shook her head. "Anything is fine with me, as long as your car can fit me!"

Seeing that Wang Yuyu had agreed, Tang Li immediately smiled and said excitedly, "That's great! I knew you'd agree to the 'iron rice bowl' deal!"

"You've grown up and you've never seen the sea before, have you?"

Suddenly, Tang Li paused, remembering that Wang Yuyu had grown up in the forest and probably didn't even know what the sea was.

She laughed awkwardly, "Sorry, I have a secure job, but I forgot you don't even know what the ocean is?"

"You've seen puddles, right? The ocean is a huge puddle, you can't see the end of it!"

"You stand on the shore, and as far as the eye can see, there is only water, an endless expanse of water!"

"The ocean water is salty; you can't drink it, or you'll get sick!"

"You don't want to get sick, so you'll have to get a shot, right?"

Upon hearing the words "injection," Wang Yuyu's body trembled involuntarily.

Tang Li sensed it and immediately smiled.

She muttered to herself, "Haha, I never thought getting a shot would leave such a deep psychological scar on my secure job?"

"What an adorable tiger!"

"Patting for injections, hahaha..."

Tang Li lowered her head and tried her best to keep her mouth shut so as not to laugh out loud.

However, her constantly shrugging shoulders indicated that she was laughing hysterically.

Wang Yuyu sensed that Tang Li's grip had weakened, turned around and saw this scene, his face immediately darkening.

He knew perfectly well that Tang Li was making fun of his fear of needles; this incident had become a dark chapter in his life!

Thinking of this, Wang Yuyu's gaze towards Tang Li became even more hostile.

"Damn it, so what if I'm afraid of needles? What's the problem with that?"

"I'd like to see if you're scared if I stuck such a thick needle into your body."

"It's easy for you to talk when you're not the one experiencing the pain!"

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Tang Li also noticed Wang Yuyu's gaze, forcibly suppressed her laughter, and looked up at Wang Yuyu with feigned composure.

But when she saw Wang Yuyu's dark face, she couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Once she started laughing, she couldn't stop. Tang Li bent over laughing, leaning on Wang Yuyu and laughing hysterically, "Hahaha..."

Hearing the laughter, Wang Yu gritted her teeth in anger, really wanting to bite Tang Li.

"Laughing? You still laugh? Do you really think I can't lift a knife?"

Tang Li knew she had gone too far, so she lay on top of Wang Yuyu, using all her strength to control her laughter, afraid of provoking Wang Yuyu and ending up in his clutches.

A few seconds later, Tang Li slowly sat up, her facial muscles tense, forcibly suppressing her laughter.

Although there was no laughter, you could tell from Tang Li's constantly twitching lips that she was holding it in very hard.

With her head down and face stern, Tang Li, under Wang Yuyu's dangerous gaze, scooped up a handful of snow and continued washing her tiger-skin coat.

Time passed slowly, and Wang Yuyu kept her eyes fixed on Tang Li.

This made Tang Li very uneasy, and she was afraid that Wang Yuyu would suddenly bite her.

After a while, Tang Li couldn't stand the cold treatment any longer, so she raised her head and bravely met Wang Yuyu's gaze.

"A secure job, what do you want it for?"

"Stop staring at me like that, okay?"

"If you're going to take action, then do it now!"

"After I'm done, I'm going to give you a bath!"

Upon hearing this, Wang Yu glared at Tang Li, then lay down and stopped looking.

Suddenly, Wang Yuyu lightly kicked out with one of her hind legs, directly striking Tang Li's leg.

"Hiss~"

Tang Li gasped instantly, covering the spot where she had been kicked, her face contorted in pain.

However, after rubbing it a few times and relieving some of the pain, Tang Li smiled again.

She knew that the matter was over and they were even.

"Hehehe..."

Tang Li rubbed for a while, then continued to scrub Wang Yuyu's body with a silly grin.

As she rubbed, Tang Li happily hummed a little tune.

"Two tigers, two tigers..."

Hearing the familiar melody, Wang Yuyu couldn't help but hum along in her heart, shaking her head and wagging her tail rhythmically.

Tang Li saw this and hummed even more enthusiastically.

The man and the tiger began to writhe in the snow.

After kneading one side, an excited Tang Li patted the tiger's rear end, "Come on, flip it over!"

Wang Yuyu, equally happy, paid no attention to these things and obediently flipped the item over.

If Tang Li dared to touch his butt at any other time, she would definitely be met with a bared-toothed stern warning.

After a while, Tang Li got tired of humming and then remembered that her phone could play music.

"How about this one?"

"I don't like it, so I'll change it!"

"What about this one?"

"Still not working?"

"this?"

"..."

After trying several songs back and forth, Tang Li was almost losing patience before Wang Yuyu finally chose a song she was relatively satisfied with.

Tang Li glanced at the song title "A Smile in the Jianghu" and immediately burst out laughing.

"I didn't realize you, with a secure job, you actually like traditional Chinese style songs!"

"As expected of my tiger, the blood of China flows in its veins!"

"Awoo~" Wang Yuyu nodded in agreement, "That's right, I'm a son of China!"

Seeing that Wang Yuyu had responded, Tang Li was even happier and excitedly said, "A secure job, you think so too?"

"Hmph, you were originally tigers of China. If the Russians hadn't occupied Outer Manchuria, you wouldn't even have the name Siberian Tiger!"

"And that so-called 'North Korean Tiger,' a tiny vassal state, dares to ride roughshod over us!"

"If it weren't for the international environment, we would have wiped them out long ago!"

"This is outrageous!"

"You should only have one name: Siberian Tiger!"

"Tigers that belong only to our Chinese nation!"

"Like pandas, they should be national treasures!"

Wang Yu nodded, completely agreeing with Tang Li, "Yes, yes, you're absolutely right!"

"I should be a national treasure! That black and white glutinous rice ball is nowhere near as beautiful as me!"

"They fought alongside Chi You in a defeated battle back then, and now they've somehow transformed into national treasures! It's utterly outrageous!"

"I am Qiongqi with wings, one of the Four Divine Beasts, and I also preside over battles in the West. Among the common people, I am widely recognized as the Mountain Lord!"

"I have connections in both the legitimate and criminal worlds. What right does that black-and-white clown have to compete with me?"

"This national treasure title should rightfully be mine!"

Seeing that Wang Yuyu had agreed with her, Tang Li became even more enthusiastic, constantly trying to instill her own ideas into Wang Yuyu, attempting to mold Wang Yuyu into her own shape.

Wang Yuyu was no better, constantly echoing Tang Li's sentiments.

If anyone hears this, they should report it to the police. They'll catch them without fail, and neither the man nor the tiger will escape!

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