Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.

Tang Li buried her face in the tiger's neck, rubbing against it gently, and said somewhat unhappily, "A secure job? Am I really getting old?"

"When I went home this year, my mom actually arranged a blind date for me!"

She said if I don't get married soon, I'll become an old woman!

"Once I'm over 30, no one will want to marry me..."

Wang Yu listened quietly as Tang Li poured out her grievances, complaining about her parents, men, society, and everything in between.

As she listened, Wang Yuyu felt sleepy, almost as hypnotic as when she was in math class back in the day.

Before falling asleep, Wang Yuyu had only one thought in her mind: "Damn it, there's no shortage of people pressuring you to get married in any world!"

"齁...齁..."

As Tang Li was talking, she heard snoring.

Looking up, I saw that Wang Yuyu was sleeping soundly.

This infuriated her, and she raised her hand to hit him, shouting, "Iron rice bowl..."

But the moment Tang Li looked up, Wang Yu noticed the subtle movement, immediately opened his eyes, and saw Tang Li raising her hand high, striking him.

Wang Yu quickly rolled over, throwing Tang Li, who was lying on top of him, away and avoiding the slap.

"Phew~ That scared me to death, how did I suddenly fall asleep..."

"iron rice bowl……"

Suddenly, Tang Li's angry growl came from behind, making Wang Yuyu's heart jump again.

Wang Yu stiffly turned her head to look at Tang Li sitting in the snow, and immediately put on a fawning smile, "Hehehe, Tang Li, do you believe me if I say I didn't mean it...?"

Tang Li stared intently at Wang Yuyu and said coldly, "Laughing won't help. I'm very angry now, and I'm going to beat you up..."

After saying that, Tang Li raised her little fist and hit Wang Yuyu hard.

"I'm so angry!"

"I was talking to you, and you fell asleep!"

"Is my voice really that hypnotic?"

"You're asleep, fine, but you're snoring! Do you look down on me that much?"

"Aaaaah, I'll beat you to death, beat you to death, beat you to death..."

"You heartless bastard! I was so heartbroken, and you didn't even try to comfort me. All you did was go to sleep..."

"I'll let you sleep, I'll let you sleep..."

"Go to hell! No man is any good, males are all the same, they're all a bunch of bastards..."

Wang Yu looked at Tang Li and yawned subtly, looking very relaxed.

"Put in a little more force, move it to the side, don't just hit one spot, take care of other areas too..."

"This feels so good, it's making me sleepy again..."

In Wang Yuyu's eyes, Tang Li's venting didn't hurt at all; it was no different from a massage.

He's not bragging, but he just sat there letting Tang Li hit him. Even when Tang Li's hands hurt, he was completely unharmed.

After venting for a while, Tang Li's movements gradually slowed down, her shoulders shrugging, and Wang Yuyu could faintly hear sobbing.

Just as Wang Yuyu was about to tilt his head to take a closer look, Tang Li suddenly hugged him, buried her face in the tiger's fur, and cried silently.

"Sigh, marriage really does ruin a lot of lives!"

Wang Yuyu paused for a moment, then slowly shook her head. She gently pressed her face against Tang Li's head, rubbing it against him softly, offering silent comfort.

He didn't know what to say about this.

He's like a tiger now, unable to speak.

Even if he could speak, he couldn't solve this kind of problem.

Neither marriage nor remaining single is a perfect path; the choice is ultimately Tang Li's.

After crying for a while, Tang Li raised her head, smiled, and patted Tiger's head. "Alright, my secure job, I'm fine now. I was just thinking about some unhappy things!"

"Thank you for comforting me. I can feel so relaxed and free right here in front of you..."

Tang Li went on and on, and this time Wang Yuyu didn't doze off. She listened attentively to Tang Li's rant.

After venting her frustrations, Tang Li felt much better.

She lay on Wang Yuyu's back, her chin resting between his tiger ears, her fingers unconsciously playing with his beard.

"A secure job, what do you think about me marrying a man?"

Why should I be the one to get married?

"I have a car, a house, money, and I'm beautiful, why do I have to get married?"

"Aww~ Yes, yes, you're right!" Wang Yu lay on the ground, utterly dejected, staring blankly ahead.

This is torture!

It's pure torture!

How can women be so talkative?

How long have you been talking about this?

Why isn't your mouth dry?

Can we take a break?

The tiger can't take it anymore!

"You think so too?"

"A secure job, I knew you were on my side!"

"Why should I have to get married? I'm going to marry someone else!"

"Three-legged toads are hard to find, but two-legged men are plentiful!"

"With my looks and qualifications, there are plenty of innocent young men in college who want to take shortcuts. I refuse to believe I can't find a good one..."

"Oh~ Yes, yes, you're right!" Wang Yuyu said perfunctorily.

We have no choice but to call them!

If he's slow to respond, Tang Li might pull his ears and pluck his beard!

He also wanted to leave, but he couldn't bear to leave Tang Li looking so pitiful!

Suddenly, Wang Yuyu belatedly realized what was happening and her eyes widened in shock.

"Holy crap, what did Tang Li just say?"

"Did she say she was going to go to university to keep innocent young men as lovers?"

"Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit..."

Wang Yuyu was completely stunned, and felt extremely envious.

"Why can't I have these kinds of good things happen to me?"

"I also want to take shortcuts, but I just can't seem to meet a rich woman!"

"I'm not picky. As long as he's not a tank (a metaphor for a dangerous man), or too old, I'm fine with him being a stepfather!"

"Waaaaah... Why did I have to time-travel to experience such good fortune?!"

"God, are you kidding me?"

Tang Li became more and more excited as she spoke, rubbing her face against the tiger's head. "A secure job! The headmaster even wanted to introduce me to one. What do you think? Should I accept and give it a try?"

"This zoo belongs to the zoo director's family. If this deal goes through, the director will definitely retire immediately and I'll take over!"

"Although the director didn't say it explicitly, I could tell that he wanted me to be the next director and take good care of the animals in the park..."

"Don't let Uncle Wang's position in the park fool you; he's the security captain, but the director doesn't think much of him. Otherwise, Uncle Wang would have taken over long ago!"

"Uncle Wang is usually very kind to me; he treats me like his daughter..."

Before Wang Yuyu could recover from the previous bombshell, Tang Li dropped another one, leaving him completely stunned.

After a few seconds of stunned silence, Wang Yuyu's eyes lit up. "Wow~ Holy crap, say yes! Why wouldn't you say yes to something this good!"

"This is a zoo! It's worth a fortune!"

"Isn't it just about marrying into his family?"

"Since you're getting married anyway, why not find someone better than just anyone?"

"That old man likes you so much, wouldn't you be perfectly suited to marry him?"

"Even the Siberian tigers' female members can tame their male counterparts, so why can't you, a Sichuan-Chongqing tyrannosaurus, do the same?"

"Yes, yes, I have absolutely no objection..."

Seeing Wang Yuyu's strong reaction, Tang Li was also happy and kept talking nonstop.

Although the man and the tiger were completely unrelated, they had an exceptionally lively conversation.