Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
Chapter 585 The Power of the Eight Trigrams
As they chatted, Wang Yuyu realized she was putting on a one-woman show.
The conversation veered off course, eventually drifting from marriage to entertainment industry scandals.
Looking at the enthusiastic Tang Li, Wang Yuyu was full of questions. "Wait, big sister, weren't you just acting like you were dying?"
"Why are you so agitated now?"
"Do gossip and scandals excite you that much...?"
Wang Yuyu no longer wants to talk to Tang Li. He wants Tang Li to take over the zoo so he can retire here in peace.
But Tang Li had no such intention. She simply used Wang Yuyu as an emotional dumping ground, confiding everything she couldn't tell anyone else.
Anyway, Wang Yuyu can't speak human language, so she won't tell anyone even if she hears it.
"Sigh~" Wang Yu sighed softly, then lay back on her lap, looking at the snowflakes in front of her.
"I just want to live a little longer, why is that so difficult?"
"Tang Li, when are you going to let me have a stable job...?"
Tang Li, engrossed in her conversation, was completely oblivious to Wang Yuyu's disappointment, and continued to gesticulate wildly as she recounted the entertainment gossip she knew.
After clearing her mind for a while, Wang Yuyu finally understood.
There's still plenty of time, more than ten years to go, what's the rush!
Tang Li likes him so much, she definitely won't abandon him!
Having figured this out, Wang Yuyu became happy, and even the gossip from the entertainment industry that she heard started to seem interesting.
Celebrity couples are accused of surrogacy and abandonment, a complete collapse of ethical norms.
These so-called veteran actors and top celebrities, who outwardly portray themselves as poor, patriotic, and down-to-earth, are actually frantically transferring assets to evade taxes.
A well-known married director and his wife, both of whom cheated on each other during their marriages, were the envy of the entire internet at their wedding, but in private, they each had long-term extramarital affairs.
There are also sex parties, sex trafficking, power-for-sex transactions, bribery, money laundering, drug use and other related industries.
It was truly an eye-opener for Wang Yuyu!
He had thought about the various ways to play in the entertainment industry, but he never imagined it would be this elaborate!
It seems that the widely accepted rule that "you have to sacrifice your principles to get ahead in the entertainment industry" is not unfounded!
Seeing Wang Yuyu's shocked expression, Tang Li felt a deep sense of satisfaction.
It feels so good to share what you know with someone who doesn't know it, and to see that shocked look on their face!
No wonder everyone loves spreading gossip, it's really fun!
Tang Li smiled and patted the tiger's head, pretending to be calm, and said, "A secure job? The darkness of human society is something a tiger like you can't even imagine in a lifetime. Don't think too much about it, just take it as a joke!"
"Come on, I'll take you to eat meat. I've prepared your favorite venison!"
Upon hearing about eating meat, Wang Yuyu instantly forgot everything else, stood up abruptly, and carried Tang Li towards the iron gate.
Upon reaching the door, Tang Li opened it and turned to Wang Yuyu, saying, "You're a safe bet, stay here and don't come in."
"I'll go get you some meat, be a good boy/girl..."
"Oh~ I know, I know, you're so long-winded. Hurry up and get the meat, I can't wait any longer..." Wang Yu stepped forward and nudged Tang Li with his head, urging her to hurry up.
"Alright, alright, don't push me. I'm just walking..." Tang Li said with a smile, quickly walked into the garden, and closed the iron gate.
Wang Yu looked at the iron gate in front of him, obediently lay on the ground, and waited for Tang Li to give him meat.
A short while later, Tang Li dragged half a deer, opened the iron gate, and stood in front of Wang Yuyu.
Wang Yuyu immediately spotted the half-deer behind Tang Li, and his mouth instantly watered. "Holy crap, Tang Li really went all out! She actually prepared half a deer for me!"
Without waiting for Tang Li to come out, as soon as the iron fence was pushed open, Wang Yu squeezed through the gap, bit the deer's body, and dragged it out with all her might.
Tang Li quickly let go of his hand, not angry at all, and watched with a smile as Wang Yu dragged the deer to a distance.
After carefully closing the door, Tang Li held up her phone and slowly approached Wang Yuyu.
Upon hearing footsteps, Wang Yu glanced up briefly before immediately looking away and focusing her attention on dealing with Lu Lu.
"It's a secure job, I'm just filming a video, it won't bother you, you don't mind, right?"
Wang Yu rolled her eyes at the camera that was practically right in her face. "Big sister, what good would it do if I minded?"
"Will you listen?"
"What else do you want me to say after all this?"
"What else can I say but agree?"
But thinking that he would still have to rely on Tang Li in the future, Wang Yuyu nodded wholeheartedly.
"Hehehe..." Tang Li laughed, squatted down, and filmed Wang Yuyu eating rice at close range.
The deer was probably killed today and was very fresh. Wang Yuyu took a few bites and his mouth was full of blood.
But I have to say, the taste is absolutely amazing!
Absolutely delicious!
Despite the bloody scene, Tang Li watched with great interest, smiling as she said, "Look, look! Iron Rice Bowl is devouring a deer like a glutton. This is prey that Iron Rice Bowl just caught, it's very fresh..."
When it comes to lying, Tang Li can do it without batting an eye; she can do it effortlessly and skillfully.
Life is short, so let's drink until we're drunk!
My beauty is to the east, the Yellow River flows to the west!
Come on, let's have a drink! We won't stop until we're drunk!
"Keep worries and troubles in your heart..."
Suddenly, Tang Li started singing, which stunned Wang Yuyu so much that he forgot to eat his meat.
But you know what, Tang Li sings pretty well; she must have practiced a lot in private!
Wang Yuyu swayed her head to the rhythm, feeling incredibly happy!
After finishing the song, Tang Li grinned at Wang Yuyu's happy expression and asked, "How was it? Did I sing well?"
"It sounds great, it sounds great, it sounds really great!" Wang Yuyu nodded emphatically, swallowed the meat in her mouth, and smiled slightly at Tang Li.
Tang Li patted the tiger's head. "That was nice. Can I sing another one?"
"You should eat quickly, or it'll freeze solid and you won't be able to chew it..."
Wang Yuyu nodded, then bent down and tore off another piece of meat from the deer.
"Life, can you please let me off this time!"
In my next life, I only want to be...
"A child who will never grow up..."
Listening to this slightly melancholic song, Wang Yuyu felt her appetite return.
Isn't he already living half of that kind of life?
If you don't have to be human, there will be no oppression, no worries, and you can live a free, carefree, and happy life.
Wang Yuyu was happy, and Tang Li was happy too, so they sang one song after another.
Regardless of whether she sang well or not, Wang Yuyu always greeted her with a smile.
For the sake of making a living, there's no shame!
The beautiful singing attracted a flock of birds to land nearby, staring intently at Wang Yuyu and Tang Li.
As for whether they came for the meat, I don't know!
We can't exactly ask Wang Yuyu, since he doesn't understand bird language!
But the scene was still very impressive. A tiger and a large flock of birds surrounded Tang Li, shaking their heads and reluctant to leave, as if they were deeply attracted by the singing.
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