Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
Chapter 638 Where's the water? Turns out it was just bullshit!
After a long time, the pool was filled, and Wang Yuyu had eaten her fill, leaving nothing for Tang Li to clean up.
Tang Li sat by the pool and waved to Wang Yuyu, "A secure job, come over when you're done eating, it's cool here..."
"Wow~ I'm here, I'm here!" Wang Yuyu responded excitedly, running over with her bulging belly.
Running to the edge of the pool, Wang Yuyu first stretched out one paw to test the water temperature.
"Hmm~ It's cool here..."
Wang Yu narrowed her eyes and stepped heavily into the water.
With one paw, two paws, three paws, four paws, its whole body was submerged in water, and Wang Yuyu was comfortably blowing bubbles in the water.
Tang Li saw this and covered her mouth, laughing uncontrollably. "Hahaha, a secure job? Are you trying to become a water tiger? Don't drown yourself..."
Wang Yu rolled her eyes at Tang Li and vomited even more vigorously, "Mind your own business..."
As Wang Yuyu vomited, her stomach started reacting, and a series of blisters appeared on her buttocks.
Tang Li saw it, paused for a moment, then laughed even louder, "Hahaha..."
"A guaranteed job? Are you kidding me?"
"Anyone who didn't know better would think I was cooking a tiger!"
"The water's boiling!"
Watching the bubbles rise in strings without stopping, Tang Li's smile gradually faded. With a serious expression, she said with great admiration, "A secure job, huh? That's quite a long fart..."
Enraged, Wang Yu bared her teeth at Tang Li and let out a threatening growl, "Tang Li, you see through me but don't say anything. Don't I have any dignity...?"
Originally, Wang Yuyu didn't intend to pay any attention to Tang Li, but Tang Li's mouth just wouldn't stop, every word she said was like poking at his sore spots.
Tang Li immediately pretended to be scared, covered her mouth, and waved her hand to indicate that she would not say anything more.
Finally, Wang Yuyu unleashed a powerful attack, causing the water to explode with a "plop."
Tang Li was so frightened that she turned and ran away. Standing a short distance away, she covered her nose and looked at Wang Yuyu with disgust. "A secure job? Can't you be a little more hygienic?"
"Are they planting a biological bomb over there?"
"That's disgusting..."
Wang Yuyu didn't take it seriously; instead, she seemed to have a "what's the use" attitude and was laughing heartily.
Soon, the stench reached Tang Li. Tang Li took a sniff and immediately gagged a few times, backing away in fright.
"It stinks!"
"A secure job, can't you eat a little less...?"
"Aww..." Wang Yu laughed and roared, shaking her head excitedly, "No, I'm hungry if I don't eat enough..."
"If you don't like the smell, then stay away..."
Tang Li glared at Wang Yuyu, then took a step back as the stench wafted over.
After a while, Tang Li smelled it and, finding no foul odor, returned to sit down by the pool.
Looking at Wang Yuyu's smiling face, Tang Li was a little angry and kicked Wang Yuyu hard a few times.
"Get away from me, you stinking filthy ball!"
Seeing that Wang Yuyu didn't budge, Tang Li was so angry she gritted her teeth and chased after him fiercely with the tiger-skin coat, "Ouch...you're making me angry...get away from me right now..."
Wang Yuyu twitched her ears, a look of enjoyment on her face. "Mmm, that feels good. Push a little harder, step down a bit more..."
Suddenly, Tang Li changed the subject, "It feels amazing on my feet..."
After saying that, she turned into a whiny whiner: "Oh... get up, you stink! Get off me right now..."
Wang Yuyu twitched her ears, ignoring it, "The wind is too strong, I can't hear you..."
"Let me tell you!" Tang Li said viciously, stepping on the back of Wang Yuyu's neck, "You're doing this on purpose, you're doing this on purpose..."
Wang Yuyu was being stepped on by Tang Li, and suddenly turned around and opened his mouth wide to bite Tang Li's foot, which scared Tang Li so much that she immediately shrank back.
Wang Yuyu nodded at Tang Li, snorted, and then laughed as she lay back down in the water, continuing to blow bubbles.
Tang Li was so angry she wanted to bite him, but she never dared to step on Wang Yuyu again.
She was really afraid that Wang Yuyu would bite her!
It was a hot day, and she was dressed lightly, not in the thick clothes of winter. If she had taken a bite, she might have broken her skin.
Outraged, Tang Li splashed water on Wang Yuyu with her feet, laughing gleefully.
Wang Yuyu didn't resist. Who would refuse free labor to help him water the plants?
Before long, Wang Yuyu put her hands in her pockets, raised her head slightly, and fell asleep.
Tang Li peeked out, tilting her head, and seeing that Wang Yuyu really wasn't moving, she gently stepped on Wang Yuyu's foot and whispered, "A secure job?"
"iron rice bowl?"
Are you asleep?
"Are you really asleep?"
"iron rice bowl……"
Tang Li called out several times, but Wang Yuyu didn't respond at all, so she believed that he was really asleep.
So Tang Li carefully went into the water, bent down and reached out to grab Wang Yuyu's tail.
The moment Tang Li entered the water, Wang Yuyu woke up, tilted his head slightly, and quietly observed Tang Li, wanting to see what she was going to do.
Completely unaware, Tang Li grinned from ear to ear and excitedly picked up Wang Yuyu's tail.
However, as soon as she turned around and met a pair of tiger-like eyes, Tang Li's smile instantly froze.
After a few seconds of eye contact, Tang Li gave an awkward laugh. "A secure job, huh? You're awake now!"
Wang Yuyu remained silent, only slightly baring her teeth.
Tang Li looked down and saw that she was still holding the tail in her hand. She quickly and gently put it down and said very seriously, "It's a secure job, don't misunderstand!"
"I just think your tail is beautiful, and I want to admire it up close!"
"There's absolutely no other meaning behind it, please don't misunderstand!"
"Keep sleeping, keep sleeping..."
As she spoke, Tang Li stepped forward, gently stroked the tiger's head, and began to sing a lullaby: "Sleep, sleep, my dear baby..."
Unfortunately, Wang Yuyu didn't appreciate it at all.
Behind Tang Li, her thick, long tail stood up and swayed gently in the air, as if gathering strength.
Suddenly, the tail changed direction and lashed out hard at Tang Li.
"what……"
Tang Li let out a scream instantly, clutching the wound on her back with both hands, jumping up and down in pain, and constantly gasping for breath.
"Hahaha……"
Seeing this, Wang Yu smiled with satisfaction and quietly watched Tang Li's performance.
After jumping for a while, Tang Li finally recovered, but the pain in her back from time to time still made her mouth twitch involuntarily.
"A guaranteed job? You've gone too far with that!"
"So what if I touched your tail while you were sleeping?"
"Do you really have to treat me like this?"
"That's going too far!"
"I'm telling you, if you don't apologize properly, I'll... I'll cut your food allowance in half..."
"Next time you come, you can just eat chicken frames; there won't be any pork for you..."
"Ouch, that hurts so much..."
Seeing that Tang Li was really angry, Wang Yu quickly hugged one of Tang Li's legs, tilted his head and rubbed against her, making a soft and coquettish sound in his throat.
"Waaaaah..."
"Tang Li, I was wrong, please don't deduct my food allowance!"
"I know I was wrong, I won't do it again!"
"Please, Tang Li, forgive me..."
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