Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.

Before Tang Li could even feel disgusted by the shouting, Wang Yuyu couldn't take it anymore. He gagged a few times, then hugged Tang Li's leg and laughed.

"Damn it, is that a sound I could make? That's fucking disgusting!"

"Why didn't I feel this way when I watched videos of tigers cuddling with their keepers in my past life?"

"Is it because I'm not the main character...?"

Tang Li was thoroughly enjoying herself, finding Wang Yuyu's coquettish manner incredibly adorable, and her eyes practically disappeared with laughter.

Suddenly I heard a retching sound. I looked down and was immediately furious. I bent down and rubbed Tiger's head a few times before I calmed down.

Tang Li pulled her foot away, angrily gave Wang Yuyu a light kick, walked ashore, sat on a chair, and looked at Wang Yuyu with resentful eyes.

Wang Yu lay in the water, tilting her head to look at Tang Li.

After staring at each other for a moment, Wang Yuyu glared at him, as if to say, "What are you looking at?"

Tang Li, not to be outdone, glared back, as if to say, "What's wrong with letting me see?"

"Oh, you're really getting cocky!"

Wang Yuyu was stunned for a moment, then became somewhat angry. She then bared her teeth slightly and glared fiercely back at Tang Li.

"Don't look! If you look again, I'll bite you!"

Tang Li understood Wang Yuyu's meaning, smiled slightly, and provocatively stretched out one foot and waved it in front of Wang Yuyu's eyes.

"Come on, bite me if you dare, bite me..."

Wang Yu glanced at Tang Li's feet, immediately raised a paw to cover her nose, and turned her head away with a look of disgust.

It was as if he was about to say, "Your feet smell awful, I find them disgusting."

Seeing Wang Yuyu like this, Tang Li angrily stomped on Wang Yuyu's feet and said through gritted teeth, "My feet don't smell, smell them, they really don't!"

"Put your paws down right now, or I'll really shove my foot into your mouth..."

Upon hearing this, Wang Yu immediately put down her paws, as if afraid that Tang Li would do such a thing.

This infuriated Tang Li. Pointing at Wang Yuyu, she didn't know what to say, "You...you..."

Wang Yu looked at Tang Li with a puzzled and helpless expression, her eyes asking, "What exactly do you want me to do?"

"If I don't let go, you'll get angry too!"

"What exactly do you want?"

"Kill me or torture me, just give me a straight answer..."

Tang Li's chest heaved violently for a long time, and she stomped on Wang Yuyu several times before she calmed down.

After staring at Wang Yuyu for a while, Tang Li muttered softly, "That shouldn't be the case. How did those two policemen get so close when someone with a secure job is so vigilant?"

Wang Yuyu's ears twitched, catching Tang Li's words, and she instantly let out a fierce growl: "Ouch~ Shut up!"

That matter has become a taboo subject for Wang Yuyu; he'll get angry if anyone mentions it!

Who would have thought that Wang Yuyu, with his formidable reputation, would actually stumble over two lowly policemen!

I let my guard down just once!

Just that once!

One wrong step and you'll regret it forever!

If he could travel through time and go back to the past, he would never sleep so soundly again!

Seeing Wang Yuyu's reaction, Tang Li was taken aback for a moment, then, as if remembering something, she cautiously asked, "You heard about the 'iron rice bowl'?"

Wang Yu stared intently at Tang Li, her anger practically spitting out. "What do you think?"

Tang Li gave an awkward smile, but couldn't suppress her gossipy nature, and still asked, "A secure job? I'm curious, can I ask you a question?"

"Roar~ Tang Li!" Wang Yuyu knew exactly what Tang Li wanted to ask, and responded with a roar.

Seeing that Wang Yuyu was truly angry, Tang Li quickly covered her mouth and said loudly, "I won't ask anymore, I won't ask anymore, please don't be angry!"

"Seriously, if you don't want me to ask, then don't ask! Why are you yelling like that?"

"It makes your voice sound loud..."

Faced with Tang Li's complaints, Wang Yuyu got angry and didn't want to talk to her. He turned around angrily, turned his back to her, and let out a loud fart!

"Pfft~"

Tang Li immediately jumped away, hiding far away, and even fanned her nose with her hand, as if she could still smell the stench that way.

Once the smell had dissipated, Tang Li sat back down in her chair and kicked Wang Yuyu, muttering, "Iron rice bowl, iron rice bowl..."

He called out several times, but Wang Yuyu didn't respond at all.

Tang Li sighed helplessly, "Sigh, what a stingy little devil!"

"Isn't it just about your dark past?"

"Is it really necessary to get so angry?"

"Can't you learn from me?"

"You bit me, slapped me, bumped into me so many times, hurting me so much, what can I say? Am I angry?"

"You..."

After talking for a long time, Wang Yuyu still didn't make a move.

Tang Li rolled her eyes, got up and went into the water, walked to Wang Yuyu, and picked up the tiger head.

Even after all this, Wang Yuyu still refused to open his eyes to look at Tang Li.

If Tang Li hadn't seen the tiger's ears twitching incessantly, she would have really thought Wang Yuyu was asleep.

"Tsundere Tiger!"

Tang Li smiled slightly, lifted the tiger's chin with one hand, and pinched the tiger's nose with the other!

"Iron rice bowl, iron rice bowl, are you asleep?"

"A secure job, a secure job, hehehe..."

"Wake up, you 'iron rice bowl' guy, you're going to drown, hahaha..."

Tang Li deliberately made a big fuss, laughing every now and then, having a great time!

Finally, Wang Yuyu couldn't stand Tang Li's harassment any longer. He suddenly opened his eyes and bit Tang Li's hand that was pinching his nose.

The speed was too fast; Tang Li didn't even have time to react.

By the time I saw it, my hand was already completely engulfed by the tiger's mouth.

But Tang Li wasn't afraid at all. Instead, she moved around in the tiger's mouth, touching its teeth, scratching its palate, and tugging at its tongue, not worried at all that Wang Yuyu would bite off her hand.

"Pah!"

Wang Yu spat out Tang Li's hand and rinsed her mouth in the sink with a look of disgust.

He was the one threatening people, but Tang Li didn't take his threats seriously at all. It's infuriating!

Tang Li smiled and washed the water from the tiger's mouth on her hands, then patted the tiger's head and gently soothed it, "Alright, my secure job, don't be angry anymore!"

"I was wrong, I apologize!"

"I promise I'll never mention that again!"

After a pause, Tang Li's expression turned serious. "However, you should also learn from this!"

"The wilderness is nothing like here; it's dangerous everywhere!"

"Don't sleep so soundly next time!"

"If you get drugged and kidnapped by bad guys, I'll laugh at you for the rest of my life, hahaha..."

"Hmph~" Wang Yuyu snorted coldly, tilting her head to the side, silently thinking, "There will definitely be no next time!"

"I was careless this time. I thought that road was deserted; I never expected the police to come!"

Tang Li turned the tiger's head back, looked into Wang Yuyu's eyes, and said in a wicked tone, "Look at this big tiger, it's really handsome, it must be worth a lot of money!"

"Little tiger, you're unlucky to have fallen into my hands today!"

"Don't worry, since you're so good-looking, I'll find you a good owner. I guarantee you'll live a life of luxury for the rest of your days..."