Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
Chapter 640 You're too easily amused!
"Aww~ Tang Li..." Wang Yuyu roared in shame and anger, and crashed headfirst into Tang Li's arms.
Fortunately, Tang Li was prepared. She pressed down on the tiger's head and pushed it to one side while simultaneously dodging to the other side, easily avoiding the attack.
Having missed his first attack, Wang Yuyu immediately turned around, ready to try again.
Seeing this, Tang Li quickly pressed down on Hu's head and said urgently, "Stop, stop, stop! It's a secure job! I was wrong, I was wrong!"
"One watermelon, one watermelon, okay? Can we stop playing now?"
"A watermelon..."
Upon hearing the word "watermelon," Wang Yuyu immediately stopped, thought for a moment, and nodded in agreement.
Hitting someone might feel good in the moment and make you feel better, but it doesn't bring any real benefits!
It would be better to trick Tang Li into eating the watermelon first, and then find some excuse to beat her up afterward.
Seeing that Wang Yuyu had stopped, Tang Li breathed a heavy sigh of relief.
She really didn't want to play around with Wang Yuyu in the pool anymore; she was sure she would be the one who suffered a loss afterward!
Fortunately, Wang Yuyu is a glutton and can resolve things with food!
"You've got a secure job, just you wait! I'm going to buy you a watermelon!"
"Also, don't shout. If you attract tourists, I won't be responsible!"
After Tang Li finished speaking, she quickly got ashore and ran away!
Watching Tang Li enter the garden, Wang Yuyu buried herself in the water and soaked silently.
During Tang Li's return, some tourists also walked to the back gate and saw a high platform next to the wall that offered a view of the outside, so they wanted to go up there.
But Uncle Zhang noticed them in advance and stopped them, saying that the platform hadn't been used for a long time and was exposed to the wind and sun, so it wasn't safe, and he shooed all the tourists away!
Wang Yuyu was almost asleep waiting, but Tang Li still hadn't returned.
He even suspected that Tang Li was lying to him, that she had run away and wouldn't come back.
Just as Wang Yuyu was filled with doubts, the iron gate was finally pushed open!
When Wang Yuyu saw Tang Li come out carrying a large watermelon, he immediately smiled.
Tang Li approached and, seeing Wang Yuyu's expression, smiled as well.
"Hahaha... Look at you, how can you be so greedy..."
As soon as Tang Li sat down, Wang Yuyu quickly moved over and reached out to bite into the watermelon, but Tang Li stopped him.
"What? This is my watermelon. You're not going to back out, are you?"
Tang Li immediately understood Wang Yuyu's meaning and said angrily, "What do you mean?"
Are you suspecting I'm lying to you?
Am I that kind of person?
"I said I'd give you a watermelon, so I will. What's the rush?"
Changing the subject, Tang Li's tone softened again, "However, this watermelon is so big, even a tiger like you couldn't finish it!"
"Alright, I'll take pity on you and eat some!"
"Don't worry, it's just a little..."
"Ouch..." Wang Yu immediately protested, baring her teeth at Tang Li, "Tang Li, if you want to eat it, just say so. Don't use me as a shield!"
"And who said I can't finish this? Give me another one, and I'll finish it too!"
"Put it down! Put it down right now! This is my watermelon. If you want some, go buy some yourself..."
At this moment, Tang Li pretended to be deaf and dumb, looking at Wang Yuyu with a puzzled expression and loudly asking, "Huh? What did you say? I don't understand!"
"You said you were willing to give it to me, right?"
"Ugh~ Bullshit, you'd be crazy not to understand. Don't play dumb with me, I know you too well..."
"Oh, you said a little bit isn't enough and you want me to have more? No, no, I'll just have a little bit. I can't take advantage of you..."
"Aww~ Tang Li, I'll bite you to death..."
Wang Yu could no longer tolerate Tang Li's nonsense. She stood up and was about to pounce on her aggressively.
Seeing that she had messed up, Tang Li quickly said, "Stop, stop, stop! A secure job? I was just kidding, don't take it so seriously, okay?"
"You're so easily amused!"
"Here you go, all of it is yours, this whole watermelon is yours..."
As she spoke, Tang Li put the watermelon on the ground, then took out a knife and cut it in half.
Wang Yu quickly stepped forward, pulled half of the watermelon into his arms, and then lay down on the bank, soaking and eating it at the same time.
As for the other half of the watermelon, it was placed right in front of Tang Li, its meaning quite clear.
Tang Li smiled slightly, took the knife, cut off a piece, and put it in her mouth, feeling the sweetness reach her heart!
Wang Yu glanced at it out of the corner of her eye, said nothing, and simply quickened her pace.
In no time, Wang Yuyu finished her piece.
Then, to Tang Li's astonishment, they pulled her piece away as well.
"A secure job, that's mine..."
Before she could finish speaking, Tang Li met Wang Yuyu's serious gaze. "What did you say?"
Tang Li quickly waved her hand and changed her words, saying, "Eat, eat quickly, it won't taste good if you don't eat it soon..."
"Hmph, you're lucky you know what's good for you. We're already being lenient by letting you eat a little, and you still dare to push your luck..."
Wang Yuyu looked away and buried her face in the watermelon.
"Sigh~" Tang Li sighed silently, cupped her face in her hands, and watched Wang Yuyu eat with a smile.
"So handsome, he looks good no matter what he does..."
Upon hearing Tang Li's infatuated remarks, even Wang Yuyu, with his thick skin, couldn't help but smile.
"Shut up, shut up..."
Wang Yu forced a smile, but the tip of his tail, which peeked out of the water and swayed gently, betrayed his good mood.
Tang Li saw this and her smile deepened. "Hahaha, what a proud little tiger! If you like listening, just say so! Stop pretending..."
"Your job is so attractive, I want to find a rope and tie you up with me!"
"Why don't you just stay? I'll take care of you..."
Tang Li kept praising Wang Yuyu, wanting to see Wang Yuyu break down.
Soon, Wang Yuyu couldn't keep up, looked up, and grinned foolishly at Tang Li.
Seeing a speck of red on Wang Yuyu's exposed teeth, Tang Li couldn't help but burst into laughter, clutching her stomach: "Hahaha, a secure job, you..."
He laughed so unrestrainedly that he couldn't even speak.
The man and the tiger laughed at each other for a long time before finally stopping.
I ate too much and my stomach is bloated; I need to clear out the bloating.
Tang Li, unaware of this, assumed Wang Yuyu was about to leave and quickly asked, "Iron rice bowl, are you leaving? Stay a little longer?"
Wang Yu shook her head and quickly rushed into the woods with small, quick steps.
Tang Li looked in the direction where Wang Yuyu disappeared with a puzzled expression, not understanding why.
After a long while, Wang Yuyu returned. Tang Li smelled a foul odor and immediately understood what Wang Yuyu had been doing!
Seeing Wang Yuyu soaking in the water again, Tang Li silently moved her chair back, no longer daring to put her feet in the water.
Tigers don't have hands, and they don't wipe their butts after using the toilet. Tang is disgusting!
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