Taking Liu Yifei back to Northeast China for the Chinese New Year has sent the entire internet into

The children finished eating the "Fang Family Special Supply" candied hawthorns in their hands and wiped their mouths with satisfaction.

The leader, Tie Dan'er, stuck the bare bamboo stick into the snow and raised his arm to shout.

"Let's go! Let's have a snowball fight!"

He was like a mountain king, leading a few followers as he rushed out of the yard.

Liu Yifei stood under the eaves, her beautiful big eyes instantly lighting up.

Having a snowball fight.

This word was part of her understanding over the past twenty years.

It roughly equals aesthetics, romance, and playfulness.

It's like the male and female leads chasing and playing around in an idol drama.

Slow motion of soft, fluffy snowballs being tossed around.

She reached out and grabbed Fang Yu's sleeve, her voice unusually soft and pleading.

"Let's go take a look!"

Fang Yu raised an eyebrow, looking nonchalant.

"Why are you looking at that thing? It's freezing."

"Go on, go on."

Liu Yifei pulled and dragged Fang Yu out of the yard.

The two followed the footprints of varying depths in the snow to an open area at the entrance of the village.

Fang Yu pulled Liu Yifei along, and they crouched behind a half-collapsed low earthen wall like thieves, with only their eyes showing.

He lowered his voice, his tone carrying the advice of someone who had been through it all.

"Watch closely, so you don't get scared later."

Liu Yifei was still unconvinced, her delicate eyebrows furrowing slightly.

"It's just kids having a snowball fight, what's so scary about it?"

But soon, her worldview was shaken.

Snowball fights in Northeast China are by no means romantic play.

It was an organized, premeditated, and tactically planned local war!

Tie Dan'er was clearly the warlord of this area.

He directed several of his men to quickly occupy a towering snowdrift as their position.

Not to be outdone, the children from the villages opposite immediately sought cover on the spot.

The two sides, separated by a distance of more than ten meters, began frantically making snowballs.

This snowball isn't something you can just make by pinching it a couple of times.

The loose snow must be squeezed tightly to extract the moisture, and finally frozen into a hard, solid block of ice.

It felt like being hit by a rock.

"Fire!"

Tie Dan'er gave the order.

More than a dozen white parabolas suddenly flew into the air.

"Whoosh—Bang!"

"Ouch!"

Screams echoed throughout the room.

The battle was exceptionally fierce.

Some flanked and encircled, some provided covering fire, and some even charged forward under a hail of bullets.

Liu Yifei, hiding behind the earthen wall, stared in disbelief.

This is hardly a snowball fight.

This is clearly the Battle of Stalingrad, the Kaoshantun Sub-War Zone!

She even felt that the set of door-breaking and splitting sword techniques that Grandpa Fang had just used might not have been enough to escape unscathed from this group of unruly children.

Fang Yu, however, stood with his arms crossed, watching with great interest.

"How is it?"

"It's not quite what you expected, is it?"

Liu Yifei swallowed hard, unable to utter a single word.

These little brats are really going all out!

Just then, the battle situation suddenly changed.

A chubby kid on the opposite side somehow managed to get around to Tie Dan'er's flank.

He was holding a snowball the size of a lead ball, ready to carry out a decapitation strike.

Tie Dan'er caught a glimpse of danger out of the corner of his eye.

He suddenly performed a tactical roll, dodging the fatal blow.

Then, he quickly grabbed an extra-large snowball that he had prepared beforehand.

He used his waist to generate power, swung his arm in a wide arc, and slammed it down hard on the chubby boy.

Seeing that things were going badly, the chubby boy immediately lay down on the ground.

The enormous snowball lost its target.

It streaked through the air with a whistling sound, drawing a sharp straight line.

They precisely crossed the half-collapsed earthen wall.

They headed straight for Liu Yifei, who was eating melon seeds.

"Snapped!"

A muffled thud.

The enormous snowball exploded on Liu Yifei's forehead with a loud bang.

Time seemed to stand still at that moment.

The clamor on the battlefield vanished instantly.

All the children stopped what they were doing and stared blankly behind the earthen wall.

Liu Yifei was knocked backward by the impact and landed hard on her bottom in the snow.

She was completely stunned.

Her beautiful, large eyes lost focus and stared blankly at the sky.

Her full head of black hair instantly transformed into the White-Haired Girl.

Ice crystals clung to her long eyelashes, and a hard snowflake the size of a walnut clung to the tip of her nose.

She is Liu Yifei.

From childhood to adulthood, I've always been surrounded by admirers and protected wherever I go.

Today, at this time, in this place.

How could someone get hit in the head with a snowball by a seven-year-old child?

The live stream chat exploded instantly.

[Holy crap! The celestial beauty was blown in the head by a seven-year-old kid?! ...

[My heart aches for the fairy sister for a second... Okay, one second is up, hahaha!]

[Fang Yu, what are you doing? Your woman got beaten up and you're not going to do anything about it?!]

Fang Yu turned his head and looked at the freshly made "snowman" next to him, and was stunned for two seconds.

Then he reached out his hand.

He quickly removed the snow from the tip of her nose.

"She's not disfigured; she's still presentable."

Liu Yifei then came to her senses.

She opened her mouth, about to speak.

As soon as he opened his mouth, two mouthfuls of snow foam were poured into it as well.

"Ptooey! Ptooey! Ptooey!"

She frantically brushed the snow off her body, her eyes instantly reddening.

I don't want to cry.

It's anger.

These kids are really ruthless!

Outside the earthen wall, Tie Dan'er realized he had made a big mistake. He shrank back in fright and turned to run away.

"stop!"

A powerful shout suddenly erupted from the ground.

Fang Yu stood up and stepped onto the earthen wall.

He stood with his hands on his hips, looking down at the group of unruly children.

"In broad daylight, under the clear sky."

"How dare they ambush my men!"

Fang Yu straightened his chest and focused his energy in his lower abdomen.

He let out a deafening roar at the open space:

"Anyone who offends my fairy sister, no matter how far away, will be punished!"

This incredibly cheesy line echoed for a long time across the empty snowfield.

One second the viewers in the live stream were feeling sorry for Liu Yifei, and the next second they burst out laughing.

[God, no matter how far away, will be punished! Fang Yu, you've been watching too many period dramas!]

I can't tell if it's cool or embarrassing, but I know I'm hooked!

[Fairy Sister: Thank you so much, but could you please not shout so loudly?]

Liu Yifei sat in the snow, feeling utterly ashamed and indignant.

This guy not only didn't help her film the snow, but he also went on and on about adding his own dramatic scenes!

But the show isn't over yet.

Fang Yu suddenly turned his head and looked at Liu Yifei.

"Just wait, I'll avenge you today."

The moment he finished speaking, a thought flashed through his mind.

[Ding! Throwing Mastery activated!]