Taking Liu Yifei back to Northeast China for the Chinese New Year has sent the entire internet into

A familiar warm current instantly surged into my arms.

Fang Yu bent down and casually grabbed a handful of snow.

Squeeze with one hand.

A perfectly round and solid snowball was formed in an instant.

He didn't even aim properly, and just flicked his wrist.

"Whoosh!"

The snowball transformed into a white lightning bolt.

"Snapped!"

As Tie Dan'er was running away, he felt a chill on the back of his head.

The icy snowflakes exploded instantly, pouring down his neck.

"Oh my god!"

Tie Dan'er let out a scream and jumped three feet high.

But instead of being afraid, he shouted at the top of his lungs:

"Brothers, let's not fight amongst ourselves!"

"Unite as one against them, and crush them!"

Upon hearing Tie Dan'er's call, the two groups that were previously fighting each other instantly formed an extremely solid united front.

A dozen or so kids turned around in unison, staring intently at Fang Yu and Liu Yifei behind the earthen wall.

Fang Yu raised an eyebrow.

Wow.

They even know how to form alliances and counter-alliances?

"Fire!"

Tie Dan'er gave the order.

Snowballs rained down on the earthen wall like a meteor shower, covering the entire hillside.

"Depend on!"

Fang Yu's eyelids twitched.

He had originally intended to strike a cool pose.

And then, "smack!"

A snowball with an arc hit him directly on the shoulder, exploding into a cloud of white mist.

Then the second and the third followed in quick succession.

The viewers in the live stream went wild with laughter.

Hahaha! Serves you right for being so cocky! You got what you deserved!

Is this what they mean by "cool for only three seconds"?

These kids are too wild! They even dare to mess with adults!

Faced with a hail of bullets, Fang Yu was completely enraged.

"Just because I'm not showing my teeth doesn't mean I'm some kind of Hello Kitty!"

He stopped posing.

Alternating hands, grabbing snow, shaping it into balls, and throwing it.

With his throwing proficiency, the entire sequence of movements was fluid and fast, so fast that only afterimages could be seen.

"Whoosh whoosh!"

Fang Yu transformed into a human mortar.

"Snapped!"

As soon as Tie Dan'er poked his head out, he was hit squarely on the hat.

"Snapped!"

Before the chubby boy could even throw the ball, Fang Yu intercepted it mid-air.

The two snowballs collided in mid-air and exploded into a cloud of white mist.

But two fists can't beat four hands, and the mischievous kids had an absolute numerical advantage.

Just as Fang Yu managed to suppress the left side, the snowball from the right came hurtling over.

Even with throwing proficiency, one person can't keep up with the speed at which they can make snowballs when fighting more than a dozen others.

Insufficient ammunition.

The gaps between Fang Yu's grasping and kneading of the snow were widening, and the suppression force began to show weaknesses.

Tie Dan'er spotted the opportunity at a glance.

"Charge! Push forward while he's chopping the ball!"

This kid really has some military talent; under his command, a dozen or so children began to take turns providing cover and gradually advance.

Fang Yu's position was about to be breached.

Just then, Liu Yifei finally realized what was happening.

She stretched out her two slender hands, clad in woolen gloves, and began frantically digging through the snow.

Knead, squeeze, and form into a ball.

His movements were clumsy but exceptionally fierce.

"for you!"

She slammed the first snowball she had made into Fang Yu's hand.

Fang Yu didn't even look at it, and threw it out with his backhand.

They took down another small guy who was trying to flank them.

Ammunition supplies have caught up!

"pretty!"

Fang Yu roared, his eyes shining with excitement.

"Loader, speed things up! Keep the fire going!"

Upon receiving the order, Liu Yifei simply knelt down in the snow and began working frantically with her hands like an excavator.

One after another, they were handed to Fang Yu continuously.

The speed is getting faster and faster.

The quality of the snowballs is becoming more and more stable.

Fang Yu's firing rate also increased accordingly.

The previously suppressed firepower intensified again, and Tie Dan'er's advance line was forced back.

Not only that, Liu Yifei, in her haste to rub the snow, also grabbed a not-so-round lump of snow, closed her eyes, and threw it forcefully.

"Snapped!"

By sheer luck, it hit a little kid right in the chest.

"I hit it! Fang Yu, I hit it!"

Liu Yifei jumped up and down excitedly.

Fang Yu turned his head and glanced at her, a grin spreading across his face.

"Damn it, Gan! You're a genius!"

Congratulations on your promotion!

"Effective immediately, you are hereby awarded the title of Honorary Sniper of Kaoshantun!"

Liu Yifei didn't hear a word of Fang Yu's nonsense.

She had already bent down and started making snowballs again.

But this time, she kept one for herself.

Because she discovered that the thrill of throwing snowballs was ten times more satisfying than the thrill of shuffling and passing ammunition!

Then, the battle took a completely different turn.

Liu Yifei was no longer satisfied with being a loader.

She rubbed the ball with one hand and handed it to Fang Yu, while rubbing the ball with the other hand and throwing it herself.

Although the hit rate is disappointing.

About one in ten shots will graz someone.

But its strength lies in its momentum.

With each snowball she threw, she would instinctively shout, "Eat this!"

Fang Yu almost burst out laughing when he heard that.

Is this still the ethereal, otherworldly beauty?

The adults and children got into a complete brawl.

Snowballs flying everywhere, excited screams, and furious shouts mingled together.

On this snowy plain in Northeast China, an extremely absurd yet incredibly hilarious free-for-all unfolded.

The viewers in the live stream had completely gone crazy, with the screen filled with a dense barrage of comments.

[Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! What did I just see?!]

[A twenty-something-year-old adult fighting with a seven or eight-year-old! Fang Yu, have you no shame?!]

[The fairy sister's hand speed while making snowballs is so fast it's practically sparking! Is this still the ethereal fairy sister who doesn't eat earthly food?!]

Didn't she just shout "Eat my shot!"?

[Who's going to do something about this depraved couple?! They're acting like kids!]

Is it normal for a 35-year-old adult to feel an overwhelming urge to jump into the screen and join the battle?

[Sister Hong must be about to hang herself in front of the screen; the aloof goddess has completely transformed into a ruthless loading machine!]

The melee lasted for more than ten minutes.

In the end, everyone was exhausted.

Tie Dan'er lay sprawled in the snow, panting heavily, waving his hands in pleading for mercy.

"I'm not playing anymore... I'm not playing anymore... Big brother's shots were so accurate, my arm is sore from swinging them..."

The other kids also sprawled out in the snowdrifts, each becoming a real "snowman".

Fang Yu was also exhausted and slumped down against the earthen wall, panting heavily.

He turned to look at Liu Yifei beside him.

"Boss, the enemy has surrendered completely."

Are you satisfied?

Liu Yifei fell flat on her backside onto the snow.

Her current state can only be described as "tragic".

His hair was disheveled, with a few strands sticking to his sweat-soaked forehead.

The tip of my nose was red from the cold.

The wool gloves were soaked, and the down jacket was covered in snow.

The snow on his left knee hadn't completely melted, and a shard of ice was still hanging on his right sleeve.

Liu Yifei looked at the messy battlefield and at the panting, overturned children.

Finally, his gaze fell on Fang Yu's face, which was also covered in snowflakes and full of smugness.

She paused for two seconds in surprise.

Then, he burst out laughing.

That smile was as radiant as a summer flower, utterly genuine.

There was no grace, no restraint.

to be frank.

Fang Yu had seen countless retouched posters, magazine covers, and movie stills of hers.

Each one is exquisitely crafted and impeccable.

But none of them are as beautiful as this moment...