Taking Liu Yifei back to Northeast China for the Chinese New Year has sent the entire internet into

In the open snowfield.

Only the heavy breathing of the two people remained.

Breaths of white steam billowed out, like two human-shaped humidifiers.

After a few seconds of silence.

The two looked at each other's disheveled appearance, which resembled a snowman, and without exchanging a word, they simultaneously reached out their hands.

"Slap! Slap! Slap!"

Fang Yu slapped Liu Yifei on the shoulder, knocking off a large chunk of ice.

Liu Yifei didn't hold back either, using both hands to haphazardly brush away the snowflakes from Fang Yu's back.

He kept taking pictures.

Fang Yu suddenly stopped moving.

He turned around, brazenly sticking his butt out, and aimed it at Liu Yifei.

"Put a pat on my head."

Liu Yifei was stunned for a moment, and then a hint of undisguised disdain appeared in her beautiful eyes.

"Your arms are so long, you can easily reach it."

Fang Yu, however, remained motionless, maintaining that extremely inelegant posture.

He turned his head, his expression more serious than ever before.

"Let me ask you a question: Do you know what year it is?"

Liu Yifei was taken aback by his sudden question and subconsciously answered:

"The Year of the Horse, huh? What's wrong?"

Fang Yu's expression became even more serious.

I am twenty-three years old this year.

"Born in the Year of the Horse".

He analyzed, word by word:

"In the Year of the Horse—flattery—good fortune will come immediately."

"I'm bringing you good fortune, understand?"

His confident tone and sincere expression made it hard to tell whether he was talking nonsense with a straight face or talking nonsense with a straight face.

Liu Yifei's first reaction was that this guy was talking nonsense again.

But her mind raced through the twelve zodiac animals.

Twenty-three years old...

Rat, Ox, Tiger, Rabbit, Dragon, Snake, Horse...

It seems... I really am a horse.

This logical chain is so tight that it is flawless.

She opened her mouth, wanting to refute, but couldn't find any loopholes.

Liu Yifei looked down at Fang Yu's big buttocks that were facing her.

A thin layer of snowflakes clung to it, shimmering faintly in the setting sun.

The auspicious phrase is "May good fortune come immediately".

On the first day of the Lunar New Year.

Indeed... it's quite tempting.

She made up her mind.

Raise your right hand.

"Snapped!"

He gave Fang Yu a solid slap on the butt.

Snowflakes splashed everywhere.

The sound was crisp and loud.

Fang Yu straightened up, put his hands on his hips, and couldn't hide his smugness.

"How is it?"

"Doesn't it feel like a surge of good fortune rushes from your palm straight to the top of your head?"

"Feeling completely refreshed and invigorated?"

Liu Yifei looked at his smug expression and didn't reply.

She simply and silently withdrew her slightly numb right hand.

Those beautiful eyes shifted almost imperceptibly.

Immediately afterwards, a dangerous yet alluring smile appeared on the corners of her mouth.

next second.

She turned around and shouted at the top of her lungs towards Tie Dan'er and the others who were still stuck in the snowdrift in the distance.

"Children—!"

Fang Yu's smile froze instantly.

An ominous premonition came over me.

Liu Yifei's clear and melodious voice echoed distinctly across the vast snowfield:

"My older brother was born in the Year of the Horse!"

"Everyone, come and flatter him!"

Good fortune will come soon!

The voice just fell.

far away.

Seven or eight furry heads suddenly popped out from the snowdrift.

Tie Dan'er's eyes lit up instantly.

He scrambled to his feet, not even having time to brush the snow off his cotton-padded trousers, and rushed out yelling.

"You're so lucky! Go pat the big brother's butt!"

"Let me take the picture first! This is my lucky break!"

A dozen or so mischievous kids rushed towards Fang Yu.

The speed was incredible, the formation was incredibly dense, and the momentum was overwhelming.

It was three times more intense than the charge during the snowball fight earlier.

The last trace of smugness on Fang Yu's face vanished completely.

He stiffly turned his head to look at Liu Yifei beside him.

The woman had her arms crossed over her chest, her chin slightly raised, and a pure, innocent smile on her face.

It was as if the "informant" who had just ignited the war was not her at all.

He could see that Tie Dan'er's hands, covered in mud and snow, were less than three meters away from him.

Before Fang Yu could think, he grabbed Liu Yifei's wrist.

"The wind's getting strong, let's get out of here!"

Like rabbits being chased by dogs, the two of them took off running for their lives across the snow.

Fang Yu ran ahead, pulling Liu Yifei along.

Liu Yifei was pulled so hard she staggered, but she was still laughing.

Behind him, a dozen or so howling brats were chasing after him relentlessly.

Tie Dan ran in the lead, his arms outstretched and his fingers spread wide.

"Big brother, don't run away! Just one shot! Just one shot!"

Fang Yu roared without turning his head, his voice breaking in the wind.

"My ass is a limited edition! Not just anyone can photograph it!"

The chat in the live stream room has completely spiraled out of control.

[Hahahaha! Limited edition! I declare this the quote of the year!]

[Serves you right for trying to seduce the goddess all day long!]

[The fairy sister's counterattack was absolutely brilliant! A textbook example of turning the tables on someone!]

After running for about a hundred meters, the two finally managed to shake off their short-legged pursuers by taking advantage of their adult leg length.

Fang Yu bent over, panting heavily. After turning around to make sure it was safe, he released Liu Yifei's wrist.

The two walked side by side on their way home.

Before my breathing had fully calmed down, white vapors wafted through the cold air, alternating between inhalation and exhalation.

The snow underfoot crunched and groaned underfoot.

Fang Yu spoke in an annoyed tone:

"Liu Yifei, you heartless bastard! If I hadn't shown my power just now, you would have been surrounded by those brats."

Liu Yifei didn't back down at all. She raised her chin and, mimicking his usual manner, retorted.

Don't give me that.

"Without me snowballing from behind, how are you going to suppress the enemy with firepower?"

"Blow it out with your mouth?"

Fang Yu was momentarily speechless, but managed to salvage the situation.

"I don't care, I got MVP, you're just the one who got carried to victory!"

"My accuracy rate is at least 90%!"

Liu Yifei snorted and puffed out her chest triumphantly.

"I even hit one."

"You personally awarded him the title of Honorary Sniper of Kaoshantun, and you've already forgotten?"

"Give me a break."

Fang Yu waved his hand dismissively.

"That's just a lucky break."

"Who cares if it's a blind cat or a dead cat?"

Liu Yifei raised her long, slender neck, like a proud white swan.

Anyway, I hit it.

The two of them went back and forth, neither willing to give in.

They walked forward noisily like that.

The winter sun had completely set, leaving only a sliver of orange-red afterglow hanging on the bare treetops.

The light cast long, long shadows of the two people on the snow.

In the live stream, the chat suddenly changed its style.

Have you noticed... when these two are arguing, they walk in exactly the same pace?

[Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot... Holy crap, it really is! Even the stride is almost the same!]

Oh no, oh no, oh no! This unconscious sense of synchronization is a million times sweeter than any sweet words.

As a single person, I feel both bittersweet and heartwarming watching this. Is that normal?