Taking Liu Yifei back to Northeast China for the Chinese New Year has sent the entire internet into
Chapter 131 Departure, My Donkey Knight!
Amidst the anticipation of audiences nationwide.
Fang Yu and Liu Yifei finally completed their armament.
The two people were wrapped up from head to toe, looking just like two round, walking rice dumplings.
They walked out of the Fang family courtyard gate one after the other, their figures quickly disappearing into the vast night.
The nights in Kaoshantun are devoid of the bright lights and bustling activity of the city; instead, there is only boundless darkness and silence.
Occasionally, a few barks could be heard from afar, only to be quickly swallowed up by the cold night, making the emptiness seem even more pronounced.
The biting cold air surged in from all directions, desperately trying to seep into the gaps in the collar and cuffs.
Fortunately, Zhao Guifang put almost all the warm clothing she had in the house on them.
Liu Yifei feels that she is having some difficulty walking now.
"How...do we get there?"
"Let's take a car," Fang Yu said succinctly.
"A car?" Liu Yifei looked around, but there was nothing there except snow.
Fang Yu didn't explain further, but led her straight to her uncle's courtyard not far away.
A moment later.
Fang Yu then led a donkey out of his uncle's shed.
He also had an extra black plastic bag in his hand.
It was a grayish-brown donkey that looked a bit listless.
Behind the donkey, a wooden sled was being pulled.
It was the same model that Fang Yu used to make the "dog sled".
However, today's driving force has changed from a bunch of silly dogs to a donkey that seems even more unreliable.
Liu Yifei looked at the melancholy-looking donkey, then at Fang Yu beside her who looked completely at ease, her beautiful eyes filled with great confusion.
"This is... the car you were talking about?"
"Otherwise what?"
Fang Yu patted the donkey's rump, making a muffled sound.
"Still all-natural, zero emissions, and low noise."
"Most importantly, emotional stability."
"It won't go crazy like a husky when it smells grilled sausage."
Liu Yifei: "..."
She couldn't refute this reason.
The viewers in the live stream were already bursting with laughter.
[Hahahaha! From dog-drawn sleds to donkey-drawn sleds! Fang Yu, are you obsessed with sleds?!]
This donkey looks so dejected, with an expression that says, "Who am I? Where am I? Why am I working overtime here?"
[Donkey: I've worked all day, and now I have to take you two to see the stars? What did I do in my past life?!]
[I'm starting to worry. At least dog sleds are fast, but this donkey... will it make it to our destination? It's almost dawn!]
Liu Yifei's attention was quickly drawn to the black plastic bag in Fang Yu's hand.
The bag was bulging and looked quite heavy.
"What is this now?"
"nice one."
Fang Yu smiled mysteriously and opened the bag.
Liu Yifei leaned closer to take a look and found that it was filled with... carrots.
"Why did you bring so many carrots?" Liu Yifei was even more confused. "For our late-night snack?"
"Who eats this as a midnight snack?" Fang Yu laughed. "We're not rabbits."
"You brought so many..."
"To pay off debts."
"Paying off debts?"
"right."
Fang Yu nodded, his gaze becoming somewhat distant in the night.
"Last time, when we were stuck in the snow, who brought us back?"
Liu Yifei was taken aback.
The image of that snowy night instantly flashed into my mind.
The grunting wild boar and the few silly roe deer with their clear, foolish eyes.
"It's them..."
"That's right." Fang Yu snapped his fingers. "I was short of money at the time and couldn't treat them properly."
"Since we're heading towards the woods today, let's see if we can run into them along the way."
"If you happen to come across them, give them these as a way of returning the favor."
Liu Yifei looked at him for two seconds without saying anything.
No normal person would even consider repaying a favor to a wild boar.
But this person seems to be genuinely serious.
She shook her head, and the corners of her mouth unconsciously curved into a smile.
The chat messages in the live stream.
Wow, this guy's got guts! He really remembers things when he needs them!
[I, a grown man, was actually moved by Fang Yu's decision to repay the wild boar's kindness!]
[He really made me cry!]
Look closely at the fairy-like Liu Yifei's expression. Who understands? This kind of gentle tenderness unique to a rough-around-the-edges man is the most captivating!
Fang Yu walked through the snow to the sled and tested the sturdiness of the planks with his feet.
It won't fall apart.
Passed.
He grabbed the reins tied to the donkey's neck, turned around, and gestured with his chin towards Liu Yifei.
"Come on, fairy sister."
"Snow Country Express, ready to depart!"
Liu Yifei burst out laughing.
She lifted the heavy hem of her coat and sat down on the sled.
After settling in, she wanted to say something appropriate.
I thought about it for a long time.
The words "Prince Charming" and "Knight's Ride" flashed through my mind, but they were all rejected by the gray, lifeless donkey in front of me.
Finally, Liu Yifei gave up struggling.
Let's go!
She paused for a moment, her expression complex.
"My...donkey rider!"
When those three words are spoken.
Liu Yifei felt that her last remaining artistic talent had been shattered.
Fang Yu didn't mind at all.
He even nodded with satisfaction, as if he had received some supreme title.
Then he gave the reins a jerk.
"drive!"
The sound carried far into the night.
Full of momentum.
The presentation was impressive.
then.
Nothing happened.
The donkey stood still, motionless.
Not even a twitch of his ear.
Only the tail flicked symbolically, as if shooing away a fly.
Fang Yu's hand froze in mid-air.
The scene was so quiet that only the sound of the wind could be heard.
Hahaha, I knew it!
[Donkey: It's no use trying to drive me. I just don't want to move today. What can you do about it?]
None of Fang Yu's "vehicles" are reliable! From the husky to this donkey, each one has a unique personality!
Liu Yifei sat on the sled, her shoulders already trembling.
She covered her mouth with her gloved hands, desperately trying not to laugh out loud.
But her eyes had already curved into crescent moons.
Fang Yu glanced back at her.
"Don't laugh."
Liu Yifei shook her head vigorously to indicate that she was not laughing.
But the next second, a muffled laugh still escaped from between his fingers.
Fang Yu was embarrassed.
He turned back and stared at the back of the donkey's head.
What a joke.
At least I'm a person with a system.
It can even tame wild boars and huskies.
Can I really be outmaneuvered by my uncle's donkey today?
He narrowed his eyes, and immediately recalled the [Beast Taming Technique] he had previously exchanged in his mind.
Last time I used this thing to communicate with wild boars and roe deer, and the effect was immediate.
Can a domesticated donkey be more difficult to handle than a wild boar?
"Get out of here right now! Otherwise, I'll take you to Baoding tomorrow and turn you into a genuine donkey meat sandwich!"
However, the next second.
The donkey slowly turned its head and glanced at Fang Yu.
What followed was the donkey's weary inner monologue:
"In the middle of the night, at minus thirty degrees Celsius..."
"I spent the whole day grinding grain for the Fang family, and at night you guys drag me out to stand in the cold wind..."
"I'm tired. Let's destroy it, let's burn it."
"Remember to add extra green peppers; I've had enough of this world."
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