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Chapter 132 If coercion doesn't work, try bribery! Using carrots to lure donkeys?
Fang Yu: "..."
He slowly loosened his grip on the reins.
He found that what the donkey said actually made a lot of sense.
They really did work a full day.
Being dragged out in the middle of the night when it's minus 30 degrees Celsius, who wouldn't be annoyed?
He'd be annoyed too if it were him.
"...Bro, can you give me some face?"
When force didn't work, Fang Yu had no choice but to jump off the sled, walk up to the donkey, stare at it intently, and begin to speak in a negotiating tone:
"With so many people watching, don't I have any pride? Just consider it helping out my brother..."
The donkey snorted, exhaled a puff of white smoke, and turned its head away.
Even Liu Yifei couldn't stand it anymore.
Seeing Fang Yu's helpless expression, as if he were negotiating with a donkey but was being ignored, she smiled, took a carrot out of the bag, and handed it to Fang Yu.
"How about... you try this?"
Fang Yu's eyes lit up when he saw the carrot in her hand.
Yup!
If coercion doesn't work, try bribery!
He took the carrot, but instead of feeding it directly to the donkey, he tied it up with a rope.
Then, he casually picked up a tree branch and tied the rope with the carrot to one end of the branch.
Amidst the bewildered gazes of Liu Yifei and the viewers in the live stream.
Fang Yu held the tree branch and sat back on the sled.
He stretched the branch forward, and the rope with the carrot hanging from it dangled right in front of the donkey's eyes.
It was only about 20 centimeters away from the donkey's mouth.
A donkey stretched its neck, just within reach of the aroma, but just couldn't reach it.
The donkey, which had previously looked utterly hopeless and unafraid of death, suddenly twitched its nose twice, releasing a sweet, crisp, and fresh carrot aroma into its nasal cavity.
What an allure this is in this freezing, snowy landscape!
Its eyes lit up instantly.
I stretched my neck, trying to reach the carrot.
As a result, it took one step forward, and the carrot also moved forward one step.
If it takes another step forward, the carrot will still be in the same spot.
The greatest distance in the world is not between life and death.
The carrot was right in front of me, but I couldn't eat it no matter what I did.
The donkey was desperate.
It started to trot.
The faster it ran, the more enthusiastically the carrot swayed in front of it.
And so, the sled sped across the snow at an unprecedented speed.
Liu Yifei, sitting on the sled, was startled by the sudden acceleration and instinctively grabbed Fang Yu's arm.
"Slow down...slow down!"
"It won't be slow!"
Fang Yu held the "carrot fishing rod" in one hand and the reins in the other, keeping himself busy controlling the direction.
"This donkey has gone wild! Nobody can stop it now!"
Throughout the snowy night in Kaoshantun.
This led to such a strange sight.
A donkey, pulling a sled, galloped wildly across the snow.
Two people were sitting on the sled.
The person in front of me looked like a fool, holding up a pole with a carrot hanging from it.
The person behind him was laughing so hard he was practically shaking with laughter, tears welling up in his eyes.
The live stream chat was completely flooded with "hahahaha".
[This is unbelievable! This is the first time I've ever seen someone use a carrot to lure a donkey!]
[Isn't this the famous story of "a radish hanging in front of a donkey"? I thought it was just a story, but I never expected to see a real-life version today!]
[This is brilliant! It's way cooler than any Ferrari or Lamborghini!]
[Donkey: For this food, I'll risk it all! Charge!]
The donkey-pulled sled was much faster than expected.
Especially inspired by that carrot, the donkey unleashed its amazing potential, galloping wildly and leaving the village far behind.
Soon, they arrived at the same frozen river surface as before.
It's the same place.
A wide glacier, with silent birch forests on both banks, and a star-studded night sky overhead.
Fang Yu put away the "carrot fishing rod," and the donkey, seeing that it couldn't reach the carrot, immediately stopped.
Standing there, panting heavily, his eyes filled with resentment at being deceived.
"Alright, alright, I know you've worked hard."
Fang Yu jumped off the sled, took out several large radishes from the sack, and stuffed them all into the donkey's mouth.
"Eat up, it's all yours. Tonight's expenses are on Mr. Fang."
When the donkey saw that there were actually carrots to eat, its eyes lit up again. Forgetting its resentment, it buried its head and began to devour them.
The "click-clack" sound was particularly loud in the quiet night.
Liu Yifei also got off the sled and looked at the familiar scene in front of her, feeling somewhat emotional.
The last time I came here, it was during the day.
They ice skate, fish, grill fish, and spin ice skating here...
So many funny and outrageous things happened.
Unexpectedly, they came back so quickly.
"Are we just going to wait here?" Liu Yifei asked, rubbing her slightly frozen hands.
"Yes." Fang Yu nodded.
He unloaded some things from the sled.
A folding shovel, a few pieces of dry wood, and a small tin stove.
Fang Yu found a spot on the ice where the snow was relatively thin and cleared a clearing with a shovel.
Then, set up the stove, stuff the wood in, and light it with a lighter.
Soon, a small cluster of orange-red flames danced in the stove, dispelling the surrounding chill.
Fang Yu then took the thick sheepskin rug off the sled and spread it around the fire.
"Come, sit here, it's warm." He patted the mattress.
Liu Yifei walked over and sat down on the mattress.
The flames warmed my face.
My body, which had been stiff from the wind, gradually recovered.
She watched Fang Yu's busy figure as he rummaged through that magical bag.
A bag of peanuts, a bag of sunflower seeds, and even a few... starch sausages?
"You...you went to rob Uncle's house?" Liu Yifei was dumbfounded.
"It wasn't robbery, just a bit of petty theft."
Fang Yu arranged the items one by one on the mattress, as if he were setting up a stall.
He placed the starch sausages on the stove to roast.
Before long, the outer skin was baked until it bubbled and cracked slightly, releasing a fragrant aroma.
He handed one of them to Liu Yifei.
"This is what a real late-night snack should be like."
Liu Yifei took the starch sausage, took a bite, and found the outer skin crispy and the inside soft and powdery, just like the familiar taste.
Looking at the man beside her, she suddenly felt very at ease.
It seems that as long as he's around, no matter where we go or what we do, we don't have to worry.
He always manages to arrange everything perfectly.
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