Taking Liu Yifei back to Northeast China for the Chinese New Year has sent the entire internet into

Beijing.

"They've gone mad...they've all gone mad..."

Bang!

Agent Hong slammed her hand heavily on the desk.

The tremor caused the unfinished coffee to spill all over the table.

On the big screen was the live broadcast room of Fang Yu and Liu Yifei from "Going Home for the New Year".

When she saw Liu Yifei's red, swollen, and cracked lips.

There was also Fang Yu's weak appearance, clutching his lower back with both hands and unable to walk steadily.

I felt a sudden dizziness, and my blood pressure soared to the sky.

This is not finished.

Then, that offensive conversation started playing from the speakers.

"You're too heavy, and you lunged too hard..."

"Would I be able to control myself in that situation?"

Is this something that can be streamed live across the entire internet?!

Sister Hong grabbed the phone on the table, her fingers trembling as she dialed.

Regardless of whether it's being broadcast live or not, I have to make this call!

We can't let these two keep talking so recklessly about the "post-battle debriefing"!

……

In Kaoshantun, at the Fang family's courtyard.

The two of them were still staring at each other, trying to shift the blame.

They were completely unaware that there was anything wrong with their conversation just now.

Liu Yifei's phone suddenly vibrated in her down jacket pocket.

She frowned, somewhat puzzled.

Who would call at this time?

Early in the morning.

When I took it out, the words "Sister Hong" were flashing on the screen.

Liu Yifei pressed the answer button and just said the word "feed".

A deafening roar came from the other end of the phone.

"Grandma! Please stop talking!"

Liu Yifei quickly moved her phone away, her ears ringing from the vibration.

"Open the live stream and check it out! Now! Right now!"

beep.

The phone hangs up.

Liu Yifei stood in the snow, completely bewildered, holding her phone.

Did I say anything I shouldn't have?

Filled with doubt, she tapped the live streaming app on her phone.

As soon as I entered the live stream room.

The screen was filled with colorful bullet comments that smeared her face.

"boom--!"

Liu Yifei froze on the spot.

The phone landed with a "thud" on the snow at my feet.

She didn't even bother to pick them up.

The temperature on her cheeks instantly soared, and even her slender neck turned bright red.

Is the battle intense?

Squeeze dry?

Did you kiss your lower lip until it's raw?

Is your back broken?

Good heavens!

What kind of lewd nonsense is in the minds of these netizens!

It's ruined, my innocence is completely ruined!

This misunderstanding is bigger than the sky!

Fang Yu was puzzled by this.

"Sister, why can't you hold your phone steady? Could it be a sign of Parkinson's?"

He shuffled over, bent down, and picked up the phone from the ground.

I glanced down at the screen.

In that one glance, his expression went from confusion to blankness.

Immediately afterwards, the face turned from white to red, then from red to green, and finally turned completely black, like the bottom of a pot.

"What the hell is all this?!"

A roar filled with grief, indignation, frustration, and rage echoed throughout the Fang family courtyard.

……

Ten minutes later.

Fang Yu and Liu Yifei each brought a small stool and sat side by side in the middle of the courtyard.

The two were facing a live-streaming camera that was suspended in mid-air, their expressions increasingly serious.

"Ahem, good morning, everyone."

Fang Yu cleared his throat and broke the deadlock.

He knew that explaining this would only make things worse.

But if we don't explain at this point, it would be like having mud falling from our crotch.

We must adopt a rigorous scientific attitude and use irrefutable physical facts to refute the rumors!

"Regarding this morning, Ms. Liu and I experienced some minor health issues."

"And those completely unrealistic speculations that seriously violate the common sense of nine-year compulsory education that everyone posted in the comments."

"I personally believe that it is absolutely necessary to conduct a rigorous, scientific clarification that conforms to the basic laws of physics."

As he spoke, he pulled a small twig from the pile of firewood next to him and started drawing directly on the flat snow in front of him.

I drew a horizontal line, and then I drew a vertical line.

"This is what happened."

"Last night, we came back from watching the aurora, around 2 a.m.

"When I got to my front door, I reached into my pocket and realized, 'Oh no, I forgot my keys.'"

"After a very friendly and peaceful discussion, in order not to disturb the elders' rest, we decided to take a more traditional, green, low-carbon and environmentally friendly way to get home - climbing over the wall."

"So here's the question."

Fang Yu tapped the vertical line on the snow heavily with a tree branch.

"The wall is two meters high."

"I am a strong man from Northeast China, weighing 140 jin (72 kg)."

"Teacher Liu, your weight..."

Before he could finish speaking, he turned and glanced at Liu Yifei.

Liu Yifei sat on a small stool, her back ramrod straight.

She was staring at him with a death stare that seemed to say, "If you dare reveal my real weight, I'll take you down with me."

"...Assuming!"

Fang Yu, with an extremely strong will to survive, immediately changed his story.

"Let's assume this is a fairy who weighs only 99 pounds!"

"She now needs to jump off this two-meter-high wall."

"According to basic physics formulas, when a fairy falls from a height, she will definitely be affected by gravity, resulting in a downward gravitational acceleration."

"And I, as a responsible and dedicated protector who is there to catch her from below, naturally have to open my arms and accept her."

"But! However! Yet!"

Fang Yu poked three large holes in the snow with the branch in his hand, his tone extremely sorrowful.

"We've all overlooked a fatal environmental factor!"

"That means the snow in the backyard melted during the day and then froze over at night!"

"This results in the ground friction being approximately zero!"

"So, when the 99-pound fairy, carrying the force of gravity, crashed into me in a perfect parabola..."

"The two of us, right there on this extremely smooth ice, had an uncontrollable, continuous, devastating... rigid collision."

As he spoke, he pointed to Liu Yifei's swollen and cracked lips, his face filled with grief and indignation.

"Her lip was cut the moment we lost our balance and collided face-to-face!"

Then, he pointed to the blood streaks on his neck.

"The scratches on my neck were left by her wild, flailing hands as she fell and hit the ground!"

Finally, Fang Yu threw away the branch, put his hands on his lower back, and his facial muscles twitched, revealing an expression that was even uglier than crying.

"As for my waist... fellow Sherlock Holmes in the live stream, feel free to use your imagination."

"What does it feel like for a 140-pound man to be smashed to the ground at an extremely tricky angle by a high-speed, heavy object falling from the sky...?!"

"It's a miracle my back didn't break in two; the Fang family's ancestral graves are emitting auspicious smoke!"