Taking Liu Yifei back to Northeast China for the Chinese New Year has sent the entire internet into
Chapter 140 My God, the Chinese entertainment industry is about to experience an earthquake!
Explanation complete.
Fang Yu raised his head and stared intently at the camera with a sincere look that seemed to say, "I've laid my whole heart out for you to see, and if you still don't believe me, I'll call the police."
Liu Yifei sat next to her, and although she was very unhappy with the word "heavy object," she couldn't care less at the moment.
She nodded frantically like a chick pecking at rice, proving that not a single punctuation mark Fang Yu had said was false.
Tens of millions of viewers in the live broadcast room listened to this vivid and engaging physics lecture.
The chat was silent for a few seconds.
Then came even more inhumane mockery.
Yes, yes, we understand, we all understand, we completely believe it.
【Yes, yes, it was gravity that started it; it has nothing to do with your passionate encounter.】
[Newton: Please, can you two stop using me as a shield when you're dating? I'm turning in my grave this early in the morning because of you two!]
[The host's storytelling skills are terrible. You guys could have made it even more outlandish, like saying you encountered Ultraman fighting monsters last night, and you two got injured protecting Earth. Since you all treat us like idiots anyway, you might as well make it up to be more fantastical.]
[Ouch, my back must have been broken by the fairy! That 99 pounds must be a lot of water, it's probably more like 120 pounds!]
Fang Yu stared at the scrolling barrage of comments, his back teeth practically grinding to powder.
Liu Yifei clenched her fists in anger, wishing she could reach through the internet and sew these people's mouths shut.
The two were speechless, and a deep sense of powerlessness welled up in their hearts.
This generation of netizens is completely unyielding!
Just as Fang Yu slapped his thigh, preparing to stand up and argue with the comments for three hundred rounds despite his back pain.
A comment instantly caught everyone's attention.
[Wait! Host, don't rush to battle Newton! I've discovered a fatal blind spot!]
You just said you got home at 2 AM and climbed over the wall, right?
But! Last night when the drone screen went black, I specifically checked the time; it was 12:30 AM!
[From the moment your screen went black under the aurora borealis until you reached your doorstep and decided to climb over the wall... there was a full hour and a half of downtime in between!!!]
Do you all remember? When they went to the glacier, it only took them half an hour at most!
So! Stop explaining that you're using VPNs! Those are just tactical smokescreens!
[Confess! What did you two do during that extra hour?!]
This comment instantly set the tone for the discussion.
Everyone realized what was happening.
Yup!
One hour!
Even if it's true that he fell while climbing over the wall, what about the hour he was missing in between?
This is the most crucial and critical point of the entire incident!
Tens of millions of eyes outside the screen focused once again on the two people in the courtyard.
Fang Yu and Liu Yifei, the moment they saw this blind spot comment.
The expressions on both of their faces froze simultaneously.
The righteous indignation, grief, and swearing to the heavens that had been present vanished in an instant.
Instead, there was an extremely unnatural stiffness.
The two subconsciously turned their heads, their eyes briefly meeting in mid-air.
As if struck by lightning, they moved away with perfect tacit understanding.
Fang Yu's eyes began to wander aimlessly.
Look at the sky, look at the ground, look at the broom in the yard.
She just couldn't look at the camera anymore.
He had finally managed to lower his hand, but he silently raised it again and touched his nose as if to cover it up.
Liu Yifei lowered her head even further, her chin almost touching the collar of her down jacket.
Her two hands were tightly clasped together, her fingers crumpling the hem of her clothes into a tangled mess.
The most fatal thing is...
Everyone could see it clearly.
The ears of these two people were visibly flushed red, almost as if they were about to bleed.
This is an unusual reaction, like someone who's extremely guilty.
There is absolutely no need for any explanation.
This immediately caused the live stream to explode with excitement once again!
【Oooooooooooooooo——!】
Look! They're blushing! Something's definitely wrong!
[This reaction is just too obvious! Tell me! What were you doing behind our backs for those ninety minutes?!]
[From the black screen to bypassing the firewall, an hour and a half—even walking home from a snowy plain wouldn't take that long! Something must have happened in between!]
[I get it, it must have been a moment of intense emotion, in the snow... cough cough, I dare not think about what happened next.]
[Upstairs, shut your dirty thoughts! Our Fang Yu isn't that kind of person! He... he just found a secluded spot and sang for ninety minutes!]
[Hahaha! Are you a devil, upstairs? Singing for ninety minutes? Don't you want to lose your voice?]
The comments section erupted in a frenzy, with all sorts of wild guesses emerging, each one more outrageous than the last.
Just as Fang Yu was about to run out of fabrications and was about to resort to shamelessness...
"Clang!"
The iron gate of the Fang family courtyard was pushed open.
Zhao Guifang rushed in from outside, panting and beaming.
"Son! Don't just sit there, come inside right now!"
As Zhao Guifang walked, she slammed a red cloth bundle tucked under her arm onto the stone table in the courtyard.
The package unfurled.
Inside was a large stack of bright red and golden objects.
In the snow-covered courtyard, this splash of red was extremely jarring.
The camera zooms in faithfully.
Tens of millions of viewers, along with Fang Yu and Liu Yifei sitting on stools, all turned their attention to the stone table.
That was a stack of invitations!
Bright red wedding invitations!
The words "May you have a long and happy marriage" and "May you be forever united" are printed on it in gold foil!
Zhao Guifang grabbed Fang Yu's arm:
"Hurry up! Go get a calligraphy brush and write the characters!"
"We need to send out all the invitations in the next couple of days!"
"The date for the banquet has been set; it's next week!"
boom!
The entire courtyard, along with the live-streaming rooms for tens of millions of people.
In that instant, absolute silence fell.
Liu Yifei looked at the stack of wedding invitations that were so red they were almost purple.
My mind went blank.
It was like ten thousand donkeys pulling a sled running wildly inside.
Fang Yu was also dumbfounded.
He stared wide-eyed at the wedding invitation on the table, his tongue practically tied in knots:
"Mom...isn't this...isn't it too hasty?"
The live stream chat exploded for the third time this morning!
[Holy crap!!! What did I just see?! An invitation?!]
[This efficiency is truly impressive; no wonder she's a woman from Northeast China!]
[It's confirmed! Those ninety minutes of disappearance last night were definitely a prelude to something happening! They even booked the banquet!]
[The "Fairy Sister" has been taken down just like that?! My God, the Chinese entertainment industry is about to experience an earthquake!]
[Fang Yu, you beast! What did you do to my goddess that made your mother print invitations overnight?!]
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