Taking Liu Yifei back to Northeast China for the Chinese New Year has sent the entire internet into
Chapter 206 The Director Calls: Congratulations on Your Success!
Fang Yu took the phone with a puzzled look on his face and glanced down at it.
On the screen is a foreign social media platform.
At this moment, several keywords are trending on the hot search list.
#Fang Yu, the Eastern Magician#
#Chinese Druid uses suona to summon flocks of birds#
#SuperheroesWhoCanCook#
Fang Yu's eye twitched violently.
Wait, what is all this about?
He casually swiped the screen a couple of times.
There's no need to translate those lengthy articles one by one; just looking at the screen filled with "OMG," "Magic," and "God," along with a bunch of terrified emojis, you can tell how shocked netizens on the other side of the ocean were.
Fang Yu even came across an extremely outrageous fan-made image—
I don't know which foreigner had too much time on their hands, but they cut out the photo of him playing the suona overnight.
They photoshopped a medieval black magic robe onto him, and added a line of bold text with lightning bolts next to it:
[A hidden, all-powerful mage/druid in the East!]
Fang Yu pointed at the outrageous photoshopped image, speechless.
"Wait...aren't these foreigners just bored?"
"All I did was play a suona, flip a ladle, and casually tap a few pieces of wood, didn't I?"
"How come my buddy got a cross-border job change to a mage? That's pure fabrication!"
Liu Yifei rested her chin on her hands, her watery eyes filled with an undisguised pride and mischievousness.
"What do you mean by spreading rumors? This is genuine admiration."
"How was it, Great Magician Fang?"
"How does it feel to be the center of attention in front of the whole world?"
Fang Yu put down his phone, rubbed his face, and sighed deeply.
"Outrageous."
He gave a concise evaluation.
"This is absolutely outrageous."
Zhao Guifang and Fang Daqiang also came over to watch the excitement.
They couldn't understand the foreign words, but just by looking at the bunch of exclamation marks, likes, and Fang Yu's photo, they knew it was probably a compliment.
Fang Daqiang asked curiously.
"What does this say?"
Fang Yu remained expressionless.
"They say, 'Your son is a chef with magical powers, and his hobby is tidying up furniture.'"
"What the heck?"
Fang Daqiang scratched his head, unable to get past this point.
Zhao Guifang understood the key points.
She slapped her thigh, grinning from ear to ear.
"oops!"
"Isn't this just saying my son is amazing!"
"It's even become popular overseas! They've really made it big!"
She looked at Fang Yu, her face brimming with undisguised pride.
That look in his eyes made it seem as if four big characters were written on Fang Yu's forehead: "Strive for glory for the country."
The viewers in the live stream burst into laughter upon seeing the footage.
[Hahaha! An Eastern magician! A Chinese druid! Foreign netizens have such vivid imaginations!]
[Feather God: I'm just an ordinary country idol, how did I become a magician?]
[I declare that Yu Shen's titles on foreign websites are even more outrageous than those in China! In China, he's at most called "Living Bodhisattva" or "Grandmaster of Shout-Rap," but abroad he's practically a god!]
[This is hilarious! Did the Fairy Sister spend all night reading these comments? Her "My man is awesome" expression was impossible to hide!]
[Yu Shen's current expression: subway, old man, cell phone.jpg. He probably never imagined that his attempt to show off at his childhood friend's wedding would end up being a global spectacle.]
[This hardcore reverse cultural export deserves full marks!]
Amidst a joyful atmosphere.
Fang Yu's expression suddenly turned serious.
He looked at the camera and spoke in a serious tone.
"I feel it's necessary for me to clarify something."
The moment those words were spoken, the dinner table fell silent.
Zhao Guifang, Fang Daqiang, and Liu Yifei all turned to look at him.
The tens of millions of viewers in the live stream immediately perked up.
Everyone thought he was finally going to explain how the birds were attracted by "A Hundred Birds Paying Homage to the Phoenix".
As a result, Fang Yu's very first sentence caused everyone to strain their backs.
"Let me correct a misconception among our friends on the internet."
"This is definitely not magic!"
This statement is very inaccurate!
He paused, pointed to himself, and spoke with a firm and resolute tone.
"Everyone, remember this!"
"In Northeast China, this is called shamanism!"
"I, Fang, am at most an unofficial member of the Kaoshantun Shaman Association!"
The words fell.
The live stream audience burst into laughter.
[Pfft—Hahahaha!]
[This is hilarious! What Yu Shen means is: Stop making baseless accusations. We Eastern fantasy worlds have our own system; don't try to piggyback on our inferior magic!]
[Foreign netizens: I see! We call it magic, and you call it shamanism! I've learned something new!]
[Yu Shen: I'm not an idol, I'm a charlatan, the kind who hasn't even been officially hired yet.]
[Fairy Sister's expression: My boyfriend seems a bit off his mind, but we've already officially announced it, so I'll just have to bear with it for now.]
Liu Yifei, holding the bowl, almost couldn't hold back her laughter.
She glanced at Fang Yu with a deep, complex expression.
Her face screamed, "What did I even see in him?"
Fang Yu, on the other hand, remained quite calm.
Anyway, people on the internet have started portraying him as an Eastern magician.
It's perfectly reasonable for him to correct his career direction.
……
The family continued eating breakfast.
Fang Yu got up and went to the stove to scoop out the last few scallion pancakes from the pot.
Just then.
The cell phone on the dining table started vibrating incessantly.
buzzing-
The tranquility of the early morning was shattered in an instant.
Fang Yu glanced back.
But with one hand holding the plate and the other holding the oily spatula, he couldn't free up either hand.
"Who is it?" he asked casually.
Liu Yifei happened to be sitting next to the phone and glanced down at the screen.
Caller ID: Director Wang, Mohe Culture and Tourism Bureau.
She froze for a moment.
"It's Director Wang."
Fang Yu raised an eyebrow.
Director Wang?
That old fox called so early in the morning; it can't be anything good.
He pointed with the spatula:
"Fairy Sister, please answer this for me and put it on speakerphone."
Liu Yifei picked up her phone, her finger hovering over the answer button.
"Is it appropriate to use speakerphone...?"
After all, it was a call from an official leader.
It just doesn't feel quite right to open the speakerphone so openly and let tens of millions of viewers listen at the same time.
Fang Yu, however, looked completely at ease.
"What's there to be afraid of?" My buddy is upright and aboveboard!
"catch!"
That was a very firm statement.
Liu Yifei couldn't refuse him, so she answered the phone and pressed speakerphone.
The call was just connected.
Director Wang's booming laughter rang out.
"Hahaha! Xiao Fang! Congratulations!"
This abrupt and unexpected congratulation left Fang Yu completely bewildered.
"Director Wang, what are you congratulating me about so early in the morning?"
"Still pretending to be ignorant with me?" Director Wang laughed heartily.
"Congratulations on finally getting married to Yifei!"
"I witnessed the whole thing live!"
"Another love song in the snow, another heartfelt confession."
"You young people really know how to be romantic!"
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