Taking Liu Yifei back to Northeast China for the Chinese New Year has sent the entire internet into
Chapter 207 The foreplay is too long, Director, do you want to get it for free?
no doubt.
Director Wang must have been watching the drama unfold on his live stream last night.
Maybe it's the same guy who keeps spamming "get married on the spot".
And then I heard the words "to achieve enlightenment".
The reactions of the people at the dinner table varied.
Fang Yu's eye twitched.
Achieving enlightenment?
This sounds like someone who just returned from the pilgrimage to the West.
Liu Yifei is shy.
When she heard Director Wang use such formal language to describe their relationship, her ears immediately burned.
She quickly lowered her head, picked up her water glass, and took a tactical sip to cover her embarrassment.
Zhao Guifang, on the other hand, seemed to have heard some incredibly good news.
Her eyes lit up, and she straightened her back.
Her face was radiant.
See that!
Even government leaders called personally to congratulate them!
What does this tell us?
This means that her son's marriage has been officially approved!
That's a huge amount of face.
The viewers in the live stream were also amused by Director Wang's remark about "achieving a positive outcome."
[Hahaha! What the hell, he actually succeeded! Director Wang, you're truly a cultured man!]
[Why does it feel like Director Wang's words sound like he bumped into them at the Civil Affairs Bureau and congratulated them on getting their marriage certificate?]
[Yu Shen: Director, please use more precise language. We've only just begun; we haven't reached the conclusion yet.]
[Fairy Sister: Stop talking, stop talking! I'm going to find a crack in the ground to crawl into!]
[Director Wang: As the Director of the Mohe Culture and Tourism Bureau and the President of the Mohe CP Fan Club, on behalf of the organization, I extend my warmest congratulations on your union!]
Fang Yu listened to Director Wang's laughter on the other end of the phone and complained helplessly.
"Director Wang, your wording is too official."
"If someone didn't know better, they would think we just went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get our marriage certificate this morning."
He was just making a casual joke.
To everyone's surprise, Zhao Guifang immediately chimed in as soon as she finished speaking.
"Oh, it's not like you can't accept it!"
The sentence "It's not that you can't receive it" is correct.
It completely broke Liu Yifei's defenses.
She choked on the mouthful of hot water she had just put in her mouth before she could even swallow it.
"Cough! Cough cough cough..."
She coughed until her face turned red, and tears were welling up in her eyes.
While hurriedly putting down the water glass, she took the opportunity to catch her breath and glared at Fang Yu irritably.
That look seemed to say:
It's all your fault! You talked nonsense!
Fang Yu quickly put the spatula aside, wiped his hands casually, and gently patted her back to help her catch her breath, his face full of amusement and exasperation.
Director Wang on the other end of the phone had obviously heard the commotion.
He was stunned for a moment, then burst into an even louder laugh.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"Did you hear that, Xiao Fang!"
"This is the voice of the people!"
"Your mother is right, it's better to do this sooner rather than later!"
Good guy.
This support has gone directly from the family level to the official level.
[Hahahaha! Aunt Zhao is awesome! This is a combination of parental pressure to get married and official confirmation!]
[Fairy Sister: I just wanted to have a quiet breakfast, why do I have to endure this kind of attack?]
[Director Wang: The organization has already decided that you two will serve as the Mohe Marriage and Love Ambassadors!]
[Who could resist this? Fang Yu and Liu Yifei, you two should just give in!]
Fang Yu felt like he had a splitting headache.
If we keep talking like this, the call should be transferred directly to the Civil Affairs Bureau.
He quickly changed the subject, managing to bring the discussion back on track.
"Cough cough."
"Director Wang, you must have something important to say calling so early in the morning. Please stop teasing us, okay?"
"Alright, alright, let's get down to business."
Director Wang knew when to stop, and his tone immediately became formal.
"Xiao Fang, I'm calling you today mainly about three things."
"Firstly, on behalf of the Mohe City Culture and Tourism Bureau, I would like to formally thank you!"
Upon hearing this opening, Fang Yu's eyes immediately became wary.
coming.
The familiar smell is back.
First, we thank you; then we praise you; and finally, we reveal our true intentions—Xiao Fang, the organization has a glorious mission for you.
Director Wang was unaware that Fang Yu had begun to defend, and continued to attack enthusiastically.
"Your rendition of 'A Hundred Birds Paying Homage to the Phoenix' is incredibly popular now!"
"It's gone viral on the internet!"
"Our Mohe has become famous internationally overnight because of your song!"
"Now many foreign friends are asking about coming here for tourism."
"They even specifically requested to hear the magic suona!"
"What a tremendous contribution you've made to Mohe and to our country!"
Fang Yu listened without showing any expression.
But I couldn't help but mutter to myself.
I wouldn't call it a contribution.
The atmosphere was right there, and if I didn't put on an act, I'd probably suffer internal injuries.
"The second one!"
Before he could speak, Director Wang immediately offered a second compliment.
"The grand Northeastern banquet you prepared, and that big red sedan chair, have now become cultural icons on the international internet!"
"When foreigners mention Chinese food these days, besides hot pot and roast duck, they only think of Northeastern dishes like braised goose in an iron pot and stewed pork with vegetables!"
"And your mortise and tenon bridal sedan chair."
"They all praised it as an oriental work of art!"
"Xiao Fang, you did a great job with this cultural export!"
Fang Yu touched his nose.
That sounds nice.
However, he knew in his heart that this could not be entirely attributed to him.
The main reason is that Chinese culture is inherently excellent.
At most, he lifted the lid of the pot so that people could smell the odor.
"As for the third item..."
Director Wang's voice carried a hint of knowing amusement.
"It's about your official announcement with Yifei!"
"You two are now the most dazzling calling card of Mohe!"
"Many young netizens have said that Mohe has become a new romantic destination because of you!"
"Everyone's been clamoring to come and take photos in the snow where you two held hands and confessed your love!"
Director Wang's three compliments were all received with increasing steadiness.
First, praise their talents.
Let's praise cultural export again.
In the end, even dating became a topic of city promotion.
Fang Yu was elevated from an "unofficial shaman of Kaoshantun" to the "founder of the Mohe Love Holy Land".
Liu Yifei listened from the side, feeling both proud and honored.
The gleam in their eyes as they looked at Fang Yu was undisguised.
Zhao Guifang and Fang Daqiang listened with beaming smiles.
It's as if I can already see Fang Yu adorned with red ribbons and flowers, being awarded the title of "Honorary Citizen of Mohe City".
however.
Fang Yu, the person involved, felt increasingly uneasy as she listened.
He knows this tactic all too well.
The higher you are praised, the bigger the things that will follow.
This old guy has been building up for so long.
They praised his contributions, showered him with compliments, and played the emotional card.
The foreplay was a bit too long.
Fang Yu knew perfectly well that Director Wang was probably planning to get something for nothing.
He's not going to be fooled by a few nice words and lose his bearings.
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