Taking Liu Yifei back to Northeast China for the Chinese New Year has sent the entire internet into

Liu Yifei froze as she stared at the three messages that popped up on her phone screen.

withdraw?

Take back the yo-yo!

Dude, do you have some kind of misunderstanding about your current online traffic?

In today's internet age, when a celebrity posts a Weibo post, people are eager to scrutinize every single punctuation mark.

Not to mention someone like Fang Yu, a "regular on trending topics".

Once the Weibo post is published, don't say a word for even a second.

It's just half a second.

They can all be screenshotted eight hundred times by the media, paparazzi, and haters.

What's the point of withdrawing now?

Liu Yifei didn't even need to type out her complaints.

Switch back to Weibo and open Fang Yu's homepage.

The latest Weibo post is prominently displayed at the very top.

Published: 2 minutes ago.

Number of reposts: Over 10,000.

Liu Yifei took a deep breath, mentally prepared herself, and then tremblingly clicked on the main text.

Family members, listen to my advice, stop now. The outside world is full of... full of fans of other competitors!

I know that I've been releasing songs like crazy these past few days, and everyone's been eating well, thinking I'm invincible, with the kind of aura that makes you think I can kick a kindergarten and punch a nursing home.

But! Ancestors! If you keep running rampant across the internet and causing trouble everywhere!

I'm afraid I'll be dragged into a back alley and beaten senseless if I go out tomorrow morning!

I'm not afraid of being laughed at by Yang Yinxiaohuan (I'm just a coward). I, Fang Yu, have always been a coward, especially afraid of death, and completely powerless.

He'd only been famous for a couple of days and had barely made a little money; he hadn't even had time to hire one of those muscular bodyguards in black.

Originally, I was very ambitious and planned to record both "Northeast Folk Songs" and "Mohe Dance Hall" for you guys in one go tomorrow...

But now there is something more important, something that concerns my life and livelihood, to do.

I'm going to go to the comment sections of all the senior commenters to apologize profusely; I'm practically kneeling in apology online.

I'll record the song again when this storm has passed.

That's all, everyone disperse, I'm going to kowtow!

This humble, almost downtrodden post was accompanied by a pixelated emoji.

A simple line drawing of a little man lying on the ground, his butt sticking up high, with five big characters above his head: "Big Brother, I was wrong."

After reading the last word, Liu Yifei was completely dumbfounded.

She stared at the Weibo post, reading it over and over three times.

I recognize every single word.

But when put together, she simply couldn't understand this man's thought process.

What kind of operation is this??

When a normal celebrity encounters this kind of situation, wouldn't they have their team issue a statement and the celebrity themselves pretend to be oblivious?

He is fine.

He stepped in himself and took all the blame.

The key is...

So weak that you can't even kill a chicken?

Liu Yifei was so angry she laughed.

Who was the person who pinned the wanted criminal to the ground and rubbed him against the ground with his bare hands back then at Polaris Square?

Now you're saying you're afraid of being ambushed and beaten?

With your skills, could three or five ordinary people even get close to you?

At this point, the comment section under this Weibo post had exploded into chaos.

The internet is buzzing with laughter, and fans are rolling on the floor laughing.

【??? Brother Yu, are you serious? What happened to unifying the Chinese entertainment industry? Why are you leading the way in kneeling down like this?!】

"Completely weak? Brother Yu, say that again? Was that your long-lost twin brother who subdued the wanted criminal with his bare hands?"

[Hilarious! This is the first time I've seen someone threaten fans with "not recording songs." Yu-ge, you really know how to handle this!]

At first, everyone thought Fang Yu was just joking.

To ease the tension and, incidentally, to bring the wandering fans back into their own space.

The very next second, someone posted a string of fresh screenshots in the comments section.

[Holy crap! Everyone, stop laughing! Yu Ge is serious! He's already kowtowing in the comments section of the Heavenly King's page! Come and see!]

Upon seeing this, everyone immediately rushed to the comment section of the king of sad love songs' new song.

really.

The top-rated comment is about Fang Yu himself.

"Brother Wang! I have a secret that's incredibly important, one that I've kept hidden in my heart for so long, and I absolutely must tell you it tonight in person!"

"Actually, I've been listening to your songs since I was a child; I practically grew up listening to your cassette tapes!"

"Please be magnanimous and don't hold a grudge against a young and ignorant fool like me."

"Your younger brother is kowtowing to you here! Bang bang bang!"

Wishing your new song great success and everlasting popularity!

The longtime fans of the superstar were already on high alert under this comment.

They even wrote short essays.

I'm just waiting to have a three-hundred-round battle with Fang Yu's bunch of arrogant young fans and teach them a lesson about the rules of the music industry.

The knife was just raised when...

The person in question has come in on their knees.

Their posture couldn't be lowered any further.

They even flattered me without any hesitation, saying things like "I grew up listening to your cassette tapes."

He kept calling him "little brother".

They kept saying "young and ignorant".

The longtime fans had prepared a thousand harsh words, but they all stuck in their throats.

How the hell can I even curse at this?!

Even the person in question is in this state.

If I were to rush up and start criticizing, it would make us seem petty.

"This kid... is quite interesting."

A big fan of the king, who was originally ready to start criticizing, silently deleted the long post in the chat box and finally only replied with a crying-laughing emoji.

However, before everyone could recover from the comments section of the superstar, Fang Yu had already jumped to the Weibo of that popular young actor.

"Little brother! To be honest, your new song is so trendy, and your dance is so cool!"

"My old bones and arms are really no match for your skills."

"When we ever meet in person, you absolutely have to teach me a couple of tricks sometime! I'll treat you to some Northeastern-style iron pot stew!"

"Since you're a little younger than me, I won't kowtow to you. I'll just give you a deep bow here!"

"Wishing my brother continued success!"

This left the fans of the popular young actor completely bewildered.

You should know that they've been involved in the fan community for years.

The anti-blacklisting team, the comment control team, and the data team have clear divisions of labor and are highly effective.

Tasks have already been assigned in the super topic.

A group of people were furious and prepared to create eight hundred alt accounts to attack Fang Yu in the square.

Just as they were about to charge, Fang Yu himself came running over to apologize.

Not only did they apologize.

She even praised her own brother highly.

This art style is completely off!

Several large fan groups were quiet for half a day.

Finally, someone timidly said:

"Sisters...should we still do this anti-gang mission?"

"He complimented our brother on his good looks..."