Taking Liu Yifei back to Northeast China for the Chinese New Year has sent the entire internet into

house.

Fang Yu was enjoying an unprecedented moment of glory.

He sat imposingly in the center of the heated brick bed, holding an enamel teacup in his hands.

Occasionally, I would blow away the tea leaves on the surface of the water and take a sip.

He acted like a retired senior official.

The cousins ​​around him, who had just been scolded by their elders and couldn't lift their heads, were now all looking up at him with the eyes of someone looking at a god.

"Brother Yu, who did you learn that set of lines from? It's amazing!" His cousin Fang Zheng was full of admiration, almost ready to take notes right then and there.

"That's right, Xiaoyu," her cousin Fang Ning chimed in, her eyes sparkling. "My mom nags me about it every year, it's driving me crazy! Your trick is so effective!"

Fang Yu smugly swung his legs and began to boast about his unique martial arts technique.

"Remember, the essence of visiting relatives lies in taking the initiative."

"You can't wait for them to speak; you have to be faster, more ruthless, and more unreasonable than them."

"Defeat magic with magic, and interrogation with interrogation."

"As long as your moral bottom line is flexible enough, no one can hold you hostage."

Liu Yifei sat to the side, grabbed a handful of sunflower seeds, cracked them open with a bang, and listened to Fang Yu preaching and answering her questions, laughing heartily.

This isn't a visit to relatives; it's a large-scale anti-PUA (Pick-Up Artist) training session!

The chat room erupted in a frenzy.

[I've learned it all! I'm the first to sign up for Teacher Fang Yu's course!]

[I hereby declare that Fang Yu is my online mouthpiece! Next Chinese New Year, I'll use this tactic against my seventh great-uncle!]

[The "Fairy Sister" has been completely led astray; look at how skillfully she cracks sunflower seeds!]

[This is the kind of program we should watch during Chinese New Year! That pretentious livestream from Hua Yu next door made me cringe so badly!]

Just as the room was filled with peace and harmony, and Fang Yu was about to be deified by the younger generation.

"Bang!"

With a loud crash, the heavy wooden door of the main room was kicked open from the outside.

Immediately afterwards, the heavy cotton curtain was violently yanked aside by a rough, large hand.

A gust of cold wind suddenly rushed into the room, making everyone inside shiver.

An old man, not particularly tall but extremely stocky, rushed in, holding a gleaming kitchen knife upside down.

The old man was dressed in a faded blue Zhongshan suit, his face wrinkled with rage, and his two white eyebrows stood up straight.

That fierce aura emanating from his very bones instantly drowned out all the laughter and chatter in the room.

"Fang Yu! You little brat, get out here right now!"

"I'm going to clean house today and kill you, you disrespectful grandson!"

Everyone in the room was stunned.

Fang Yu's smug smile froze instantly.

The enamel mug in his hand fell onto the kang (a heated brick bed) with a clatter, spilling hot water everywhere.

I rely on!

grandfather?!

Shouldn't he be in the kitchen cooking, preparing the main dishes for lunch?

Why did you come out with a knife and start fighting?

Which despicable bastard went and snitched this time?!

Before Fang Yu could react, another group of people rushed in from behind his grandfather.

Leading the group was the grandmother, who was desperately trying to hug her grandfather from behind. The old lady was sweating profusely and kept calling out to him.

"Old man, are you crazy! Put the knife down!"

Following behind were Fang Daqiang and Zhao Guifang, the couple each holding onto one of the grandfather's arms, their faces pale with fright.

Further back were the eldest uncle and second uncle, who had just been humiliated by Fang Yu and fled in disarray.

A group of people were tightly holding, hugging, and dragging the old man carrying a knife.

"Dad! You mustn't, Dad!" Fang Daqiang was almost in tears. "We can't see blood on New Year's Day!"

"Dad! Calm down! Xiaoyu is still young and doesn't understand!" The eldest uncle was also desperate, practically clinging to the old man.

This scene was extremely hardcore, extremely chaotic, and extremely dramatic.

It's more outrageous than any other Lunar New Year comedy.

The cousins, huddled in the corner, were already trembling with fear, wishing they could shrink into a crack in the wall.

Liu Yifei, sitting in the center, could no longer contain her excitement on her beautiful face.

She stared wide-eyed at the volatile grandfather who was being held down by the crowd but was still struggling and brandishing a kitchen knife, then turned her head in horror to stare intently at Fang Yu beside her.

She was completely stunned.

My mind went completely blank.

The nonsense Fang Yu had just raved about—that they came from a "scholarly family" and were "well-educated and reasonable"—was still echoing in her ears.

The results of it?

Less than an hour!

The grandfather suddenly rushed out with a gleaming kitchen knife, ready to chop up his own grandson?!

Liu Yifei felt that her worldview had been violently impacted like never before.

She grabbed Fang Yu's arm, her nails digging almost into his flesh, her voice trembling with a hint of collapse.

"Fang Yu! What... what's going on?!"

"Didn't you assure me that your family was a scholarly family?!"

"Didn't you say that your elders all have a strong sense of boundaries and are absolutely well-mannered?!"

Liu Yifei pointed at the chaotic scene of "pressing people down" at the door, her voice almost splitting into two.

"On the first day of the Lunar New Year, he chased after his own grandson with a cleaver!"

"What kind of 'knowledgeable and reasonable' is this?!"

"What kind of sense of boundaries is this?!"

This is clearly a bandit's den!

Fang Yu was being pinched by Liu Yifei until he was grimacing, and he felt like a million grass mud horses were galloping through his mind.

Little did he know that his father's brothers were so easily irritated.

She had barely left when she ran off to Grandpa to complain about him!

Moreover, the lawsuit was too harsh, directly triggering the old man's murderous intent.

"It was an accident, purely an accident!"

Fang Yu rubbed his arm while trying to explain.

"Our family...our family is occasionally martial!"

"Yes! Both scholarly and martial arts skills are essential! That's what our Fang family values!"

Liu Yifei was so angry she almost cried.

"I don't believe you for a second!"

She felt like a little white rabbit that had been tricked into a slaughterhouse, surrounded by unknown dangers.

The viewers in the live stream were laughing hysterically.

[Hahahaha! A family of scholars!]

[Fang Yu's utter disastrous performance! I could laugh for a year!]

[Sense of boundary: refers to the perceived distance between the kitchen knife and one's neck.]

[The fairy sister's expression: I didn't believe your nonsense! Let me go home!]

It looked like Liu Yifei was about to lose her temper on the spot.

Fangzheng, the younger cousin who was huddled at the end of the kang (a heated brick bed), felt that he could no longer keep his fairy sister in the dark.

With a sob in his voice and trembling, he revealed a shocking revelation to Liu Yifei and the live stream camera.

"Sister-in-law...no, fairy sister! You absolutely mustn't believe his nonsense!"

Fang Zheng went all out, pointing at the bewildered Fang Yu and loudly revealing the truth.

"Our family isn't exactly a scholarly family!"

"Before liberation, my great-grandfather was a notorious anti-Japanese bandit who dominated Heixiazi Ridge! He was known as the Mountain Leopard! He commanded several hundred men!"

"My grandfather grew up in a bandit's den. He handled a gun at five, rode a horse at six, and by ten he was already fighting Japanese devils with my great-grandfather!"

Fang Zheng became more and more excited as he spoke, his voice even carrying a hint of inexplicable pride, as if he were recounting a glorious family epic.

"Our Fang family, from the very roots, has the blood of ruthless bandits flowing through our veins!"

"It's all about getting revenge quickly and decisively; if there's a grudge, it's settled on the spot!"