Taking Liu Yifei back to Northeast China for the Chinese New Year has sent the entire internet into

These words shocked everyone present.

Not only was Liu Yifei stunned.

Even the viewers in the live stream fell silent.

The comments paused for a moment, then erupted completely.

[Holy crap! A family of bandits! No wonder Fang Yu has such a ruthless bandit aura!]

[Hahahaha! Fang Yu really dares to brag! To call a bandit family a scholarly family, his skin is so thick it couldn't be penetrated by an intercontinental ballistic missile!]

[Fairy Sister, run! You've fallen into the lair of a notorious bandit in Northeast China! If you don't run now, you'll be forced into becoming his wife!]

Fang Yu was shocked to hear his cousin's betrayal.

My vision went black for a second, and I almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

Well done, Fang Zheng with thick eyebrows and big eyes!

To make a name for themselves in front of the fairy sister, they even dared to expose the secrets of their ancestors!

However, he no longer had time to clean house.

The chaotic scene at the entrance was out of control.

Grandpa Fang, who was being held tightly by the crowd, wielded the kitchen knife with great force.

He pointed at Fang Yu's nose, spitting everywhere.

"You little brat!"

"After performing in the city for two days, does he think he's all high and mighty?"

"You dare to lecture your uncles?"

"No matter how bad they are, they are still your elders!"

"Do you even have any sense of hierarchy or respect for elders?!"

Fang Yu shrank back, getting sprayed with insults, but didn't dare to utter a single word in response.

In this family, he dared to mess with anyone, but he dared not challenge his grandfather, who came from a bandit's den.

This old man really knows how to use his hands!

When he was a child, he was naughty and his grandfather chased him for three blocks with a hunting rifle.

Just like crows chasing Chan Ho-nam through the streets of the Netherlands.

That image remains a haunting childhood trauma for him to this day.

Seeing Fang Yu shrinking back and pretending to be dead, the old man's anger reached its peak.

He unleashed a double-kill technique of "physical intimidation + mental attack"!

One sentence revealed Fang Yu's biggest weakness.

"You're already in your mid-twenties and haven't even seen a hint of a wife yet, and you still have the nerve to criticize others?!"

"You've completely disgraced the Fang family. If I don't chop you up today, I'll be letting down our ancestors!"

With a roar from Grandpa, he suddenly exerted force with his arms!

"Get out of my way, all of you!"

Fang Daqiang and the others who were holding him stumbled, but the old man managed to break free of his restraints!

The gleaming cleaver was getting closer and closer to his forehead!

Fang Yu was truly panicked this time!

To fight head-on? That's suicide!

Begging for mercy? That's not his style!

Run? There are people everywhere inside and outside this house, there's no way to escape!

In dire straits.

Fang Yu's eyes darted around frantically, and he caught a glimpse of Liu Yifei beside him, who was trembling with fear like a quail.

An extremely bold, extremely crazy, and extremely shameless idea instantly formed in his mind.

Got it!

Better to die for your fellow Daoist than for this one!

I'm so sorry, Fairy Sister!

I need to borrow your get-out-of-jail-free card!

The instinct for survival completely overwhelmed reason.

Fang Yu gritted his teeth and made a firm decision.

His arm shot out like lightning, grabbing Liu Yifei's soft, fragrant shoulder and pulling her into his embrace!

A faint body fragrance mixed with a hint of shampoo scent instantly entered Fang Yu's nostrils, but at this moment, his mind was focused on saving his life, and he couldn't care less about romance.

He raised his head, met his grandfather's murderous gaze, and roared at the top of his lungs:

"Who says I don't have a wife?!"

That roar was full of energy!

Grandpa Fang was stunned.

Grandma Fang was stunned.

Fang Daqiang, Zhao Guifang, eldest uncle, second uncle...

Everyone was stunned.

More than a dozen pairs of eyes were focused on Fang Yu and Liu Yifei, whom he was holding tightly in his arms.

Facing the death stares of his entire family, Fang Yu once again loudly announced:

"Isn't that my boyfriend!"

"They've all...they've all been taken home for the New Year! Can't you see that?!"

boom--!

The entire Fang family, along with the millions of viewers in the live stream!

At that moment, everyone froze.

Liu Yifei felt a surge of heat rush to the top of her head.

She was completely devastated.

An object?!

Who is your partner?!

When did I become your boyfriend?!

Fang Yu, you bastard!

You'd actually say something like that just to save your own life?!

She wanted to struggle, to argue, to expose this bastard's outrageous lie on the spot.

But her body was firmly restrained by Fang Yu, and she couldn't move.

What's worse, Fang Yu's outrageously handsome face was right next to her ear.

A very low, pleading voice entered her ears.

"Sister! My dear sister!"

"I need your help! Save my life!"

"If you don't agree, our boss might really chop me up and stew me with vermicelli today!"

"It doesn't matter if I die, I'm just a worthless life, but it's bad luck if this cleaver splatters your blood all over you!"

"Please, I'm begging you! Help your brother out!"

"I'll kowtow to you later!"

"No, I'll kowtow three times!"

"Even if you want me to pay off my debts with my body later, I won't say a word!"

All she could hear was Fang Yu's scorching breath and his humble, muttered pleas for mercy.

Before me were the complex expressions of shock, doubt, inquiry, and gossip from my entire family.

Liu Yifei was on the verge of tears.

She had never encountered such an outrageous and absurd scene in her entire life.

What should she do?

Deny it on the spot?

Fang Yu would probably be beheaded in the next second.

But if we admit it...

"Liu Yifei admits to relationship," "Liu Yifei meets parents in Northeast China"...

She could almost foresee what tomorrow's news headlines would look like.

dilemma!

This is absolutely desperate!

……

at the same time.

The capital city, thousands of miles away.

The office was empty on the first day of the Lunar New Year, but agent Sister Wang was full of energy.

On the table was a bag of sunflower seeds, and next to it was a draft of the Coca-Cola Greater China endorsement contract that had just been opened.

While she was eating sunflower seeds, she was staring at the live stream on her computer screen, and her legs were shaking along with the tune of "Gong Xi Fa Cai" that Fang Yu had sung earlier.

Fang Yu has caused quite a few troubles these past few days, but his live stream has been incredibly popular!

And those few hit songs that he can sing off the cuff, once recorded and released, they will definitely dominate all the music charts!

What made her feel most auspicious was the phone call she received personally from Wang Jianguo, the chief director of the Beijing Spring Festival Gala!

Fang Yu has already secured a spot on this year's Spring Festival Gala!

All of this indicates that Sister Wang is about to reach the pinnacle of her life!

So now, even when she sees chaos and pandemonium on the live stream, she just sees it as a natural comedic element.

What's this called?

This is what you call a variety show savior that God seems to be feeding!

Until the scene showed Grandpa Fang charging out with a knife, Fang Yu, in a desperate attempt to survive, grabbed Liu Yifei and exclaimed, "Isn't this my girlfriend?"

"puff--"

Sister Wang sprayed a mouthful of coffee all over the screen in front of her.

She didn't even bother to grab a tissue; she just launched herself off the ergonomic chair.

"My goodness!"

"It's done! It's completely done now!"

"Fang Yu! You're a once-in-a-century genius at creating hype!"

"That was an absolutely brilliant move!"

"Official announcement! Trending topic! The whole internet is exploding!"

"This level of popularity is equivalent to my entire year's KPI!"