Veteran Hong Kong stars reorganize the Chinese entertainment industry.
Chapter 70 The Bone Chamber Pot
When Brother Zhou and Xiao Li drove Director Zhao Dekai's car and unloaded everything from the trunk, the passing staff all thought they were there to pay respects to their ancestors.
When they saw it was the director's car, someone came over to ask if they wanted help carrying it up, but the two declined.
They wanted to know what the production assistant and that weird actor were up to. If what they saw later was not something they could tell anyone else, wouldn't that be their fault?
The two, carrying bags and packages, arrived at the place where they had parted ways with Xu Zhen. They walked a little further and heard the voices of the stagehands.
"Teacher Liu, is this okay?"
The two walked over and saw that Liu Zhongze had a wooden plaque in his hand. There was no specific name written on it, only the five large characters "Tomb of the Top Scholar" written in bright colors. There was also something written in smaller characters next to it, but the two of them could not see it clearly.
Liu Zhongze also saw them and said, "You're here? Bring your things over."
Brother Zhou went down first, and stepped on something hard. He thought it was a stone, but when he looked down, he was almost scared to death.
"What is this? What kind of animal bone is this?"
Brother Zhou jumped up and took three steps in one step to get to Xu Zhen's side.
Liu Zhongze calmly replied, "Human bones."
"Human bones?!" Li, who hadn't come down yet, was so frightened that he didn't dare to move. His pupils were dilating, and he subconsciously took half a step back.
"That's right, the bones of the Japanese devils. You can take a look at the clothes next to them."
Hearing this, Brother Zhou and Xiao Li were no longer afraid. They both went over to examine the rags next to the human bones and found that they were identical to the clothes worn by the Japanese soldiers in the documentary.
"Damn Japanese devils!" Brother Zhou kicked the pile of human bones hard, sending several bones flying.
Xiao Li spat, thought for a moment, and said, "You didn't ask us to buy things for you just to worship these Japanese devils, did you? I'm Chinese, and I will never let you do as you please!"
Zhou Ge's attitude also made a complete 180-degree turn. He glared at Xu Zhen and Liu Zhongze and said, "You two aren't spies from Japan, are you? You'd better not move. I'll have the National Security Bureau come over right away."
Xu Zhen quickly waved his hand and said, "We don't want to pay homage to him, we want to pay homage to the scholar."
He pointed to the wooden plaque in Liu Zhongze's hand, then to the wine jar next to him: "That's the ghost in our script."
Liu Zhongze had no time to deal with them. He had only learned some superficial things from Lin Zhengzhi and had not really learned any geomancy. Right now, he didn't know where to bury the scholar.
Zhou Ge and Xiao Li became extremely cautious when they thought the two of them might be spies from Japan.
Brother Zhou walked over to Liu Zhongze. He was suspicious of this newcomer actor who had just appeared and already had a voice. He reached out to snatch the wooden plaque from Liu Zhongze's hand, but Liu Zhongze grabbed it.
"Brother Zhou!" Xiao Li put down his things, jumped down the embankment, and came over to help.
Liu Zhongze said slowly, "You can look at it, but be careful not to break it."
He placed the wooden sign in front of Brother Zhou, grabbed Brother Zhou's hand and made him hold the sign tightly, saying, "Do not do anything disrespectful."
The wine jar beside him was securely tied with a red rope. Liu Zhongze walked to the jar and said softly, "Please forgive me."
Xiao Li approached Brother Zhou and asked in a low voice, "Brother Zhou, is there any problem? I can help you anytime if there is."
Brother Zhou was undecided. After seeing what was written on the wooden sign, he felt that the Japanese invaders probably had nothing to do with the content. He then carefully examined the smaller print next to it.
"The spirits that protect the village are also gods who slay ghosts."
Xiao Li whispered in Zhou Ge's ear, "They're talking about top scholars, ghosts, and gods. I think they've been watching Japanese anime too much."
Zhou didn't respond to Xiao Li's comment. He thought for a moment and said, "Since none of you are spies from Japan, then fine, I need to relieve myself now and need to find a place to go."
Standing beside the pile of bones, Brother Zhou unzipped his pants, taking out his weapon while keeping a wary eye on Xu Zhen and Liu Zhongze.
Xu Zhen gave a wry smile, shook his head, and ignored Brother Zhou. He went to Liu Zhongze's side and asked, "What do we do now?"
"If it's cursed by the full moon, then bury it deeper." Liu Zhongze lifted the wine jar with some difficulty, trying to carry it up the earthen slope.
Xu Zhen steadied the wine jar and said, "Teacher Liu, let me help you."
After the two men struggled to lift the wine vat out, Liu Zhongze looked at Zhou Ge and Xiao Li, whose bodies were trembling, and said, "If you have time, could you help me bring the things over?"
Now Zhou Ge was mostly convinced, and he smiled and said, "Okay, I'll take it now."
Xiao Li thought that if the two were really spies from Japan, they wouldn't have watched the bones of Japanese soldiers being humiliated like this. He unzipped his pants and started to relieve himself, just like Brother Zhou.
For some reason, when the filth inside him soaked onto the white bones of the Japanese soldiers, Xiao Li felt a sense of relaxation and pleasure.
"We acted too soon; we should have turned these human bones into chamber pots."
Brother Zhou, carrying the wooden plank and funeral items, walked towards the direction where Liu Zhongze and the other man were.
"Wait for me." Xiao Li quickly climbed up the embankment and left with his things.
Some people are bullied in life but are respected after death; others seem powerful in life but are only fit to be chamber pots after death.
The group of four arrived at a wooded area where there was no road.
The trees here grow very lushly, and their leaves overhead can block out the sun and moonlight.
"This is fine."
Liu Zhongze and Xu Zhen carefully put down the wine jar, then found a tree branch that had fallen naturally nearby and began digging a hole in the ground.
After confirming that the two were not Japanese spies, Brother Zhou and Xiao Li reverted to their previous enthusiastic selves and even helped the two dig the tunnel.
The four men had no tools and dug for more than half an hour before finally managing to dig a pit.
Liu Zhongze pinched some soil in his hand and rubbed it between his fingertips to make sure the soil wasn't too damp before signaling the three men to continue digging.
After digging for another twenty minutes, Liu Zhongze told the others to stop, and slowly placed the wine jar into the hole. Then the four of them began to fill the hole with soil.
"Want one?" Brother Zhou held up an open cigarette box, gesturing for the three of them to have one.
After Xiao Li took one cigarette, Brother Zhou pointed the cigarettes at Xu Zhen and Liu Zhongze, but neither of them took them.
"Phew... I'm exhausted." Xiao Li rubbed his lower back.
Brother Zhou put down the cigarette box, lit it, blew out a breath, and sat aside in a daze.
Xu Zhen's hands were trembling. He looked at Liu Zhongze in disbelief, wondering why he still had the strength.
After Liu Zhongze placed the wooden plaque, he lit the first incense stick for the new grave. Once the incense was lit, he sat down on the ground and exclaimed, "Finally, it's all taken care of."
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