Crazy Nezha

The atmosphere in the living room became strange.

Li Tianbao said, "I don't know what your talent is, but I know you're different from ordinary people. You've been blown up like this, don't overthink it, get some rest."

Upon hearing this, Sun Baoqiang became absolutely agitated. "Detonating a penis is a test, right?!"

Li Tianbao turned his head and looked into his eyes. There was light in his eyes! The light of sincerity! He then looked down at the wound below. What a talent!

Sun Baoqiang clenched his fist. "Brother Tianbao, besides controlling animals, what other superpowers do you have? When are you going to help me awaken my talent?"

Li Tianbao resumed his meditation posture, lowered his eyes, and said calmly, "You should recover from your injuries first and do things for me. We'll talk about the rest later."

Upon hearing this, Sun Baoqiang dispelled all his doubts! He was absolutely convinced! At that moment, he felt as if he had been reborn. "What will happen next?"

Li Tianbao sighed, "Only God knows."

Time ticked by, and Sun Baoqiang couldn't help but fantasize about himself after awakening his superpowers and achieving great success! "I'm going back to my hometown then, I'll host a feast, and invite all my relatives and friends..." he said with a smile.

Perhaps he was thinking about things he shouldn't have, because the wound reopened, a sharp pain shot through him, and it started bleeding again. Sun Bao endured the pain and used almost half a roll of toilet paper to wipe it, making a mess on the floor.

Finally, he took out the iodine from the plastic bag, bit his clothes, and endured the pain to rinse it off. He then changed the bandage and rewrapped it. He chewed on an ibuprofen tablet, saying, "This little bit of bitterness is nothing!"

Before I knew it, I had fallen into a deep sleep.

……

Around 7 a.m., Li Tianbao was woken up by his phone vibrating and found that it was Chen Rui calling.

Li Tianbao got up and went to the balcony to answer the call.

"Something urgent so early in the morning?"

On the phone, Chen Rui's voice was filled with grievance, "Li Tianbao, I just ran into your second uncle. He said you didn't come home all night. Where did you go last night?"

Li Tianbao had a headache. They weren't even officially dating, so why should they care? Whether it was his parents or his second uncle, they all seemed to want him and Chen Rui to be together!

Li Tianbao asked, "What else did my second uncle say?"

"Your second uncle didn't say anything else, but I could tell he was very angry... Li Tianbao, has he found another woman?" Chen Rui's voice choked up on the phone.

It's not that Li Tianbao has no feelings for Chen Rui; the two have been tacitly aware of each other for a long time. It's just that... Li Tianbao has always been unwilling to break the ice!

He had once vowed to become an outstanding designer, but the AI ​​trend had utterly devastated him, leaving him with no career success! Deep down, there was something indescribable…

On the contrary, Chen Rui has a good job, a good family, and good character. In the past six months, Li Tianbao has devoted himself to learning acting and filming! He just wants to become a star one day! He then arrogantly lifts Chen Rui's chin and says in a calm tone: Put your hair up.

Li Tianbao let out a long sigh and said wearily, "I slept at Hengbi Garden yesterday. I already told you, my friend is staying here temporarily because he got an infection after his circumcision..."

"Li Tianbao! Don't you think your reason is absurd?! You could at least say you were working overtime on set..."

"Chen Rui, shall I take a short video for you to see?" Li Tianbao raised an eyebrow.

On the phone, Chen Rui's voice had calmed down. "No need! I'll go up and see for myself! I'm right downstairs in Hengbi Garden, I can see your balcony just by looking up. I want to know what kind of vixen has made you lose your mind!"

Li Tianbao stood on the balcony and looked down through the floor-to-ceiling window. A pretty girl in a police uniform, with her hair tied in a high ponytail, was looking up at him with an angry expression!

"Then come up here." *beep*, Li Tianbao hung up the phone.

Why is she still wearing a police uniform? Has she lost her mind? Is she here to catch someone cheating? Well, let's come up and take a look. Wait, even so, how do we explain this cow? The room smells so strongly of cow, and she works in criminal investigation; there's no way she can hide it.

Pisces women are so difficult to deal with! Damn!

Li Tianbao gently kicked the sleeping Sun Baoqiang with his foot.

"Baoqiang, Baoqiang, wake up."

Sun Baoqiang was drooling and fast asleep. He smacked his lips, opened his eyes, and slowly focused his blurry vision. He saw Tianbao looking down at him.

"Brother Tianbao..."

Li Tianbao said solemnly, "The envoy from the Pisces Alliance will be here shortly!"

Sun Baoqiang instantly perked up. Sure enough! This world is not as simple as it seems!

"What is the Pisces Alliance? Is it our enemy? I haven't awakened my talent yet!"

Li Tianbao squatted down, his expression solemn: "You don't need to know this for now. This is a test for you. Once you pass this test, I'll report your situation to the organization, and someone will come to help you awaken your talent!"

"Mmm-hmm!" Sun Baoqiang was overjoyed. "Brother Tianbao, tell me, how do I do it?"

Li Tianbao fell into deep thought, seemingly weighing something. After about 30 seconds, he spoke:

"The Pisces Alliance specializes in eliminating unawakened superhumans. You can't let her find out that you are an awakened one! Otherwise, you will be..." Li Tianbao made a throat-slitting gesture.

"I'll be wiped out?" Sun Baoqiang's eyes widened. "What should I do? Fight him to the death!"

"We can only outsmart her. Envoy Chen Rui possesses powerful sequence talents; if a conflict breaks out, you'll be the first to die!"

"Sequence?" Sun Baoqiang felt a surge of excitement. Just as he'd imagined, this world had superpowers! And it was his favorite sequence setting! "I'm so looking forward to my sequence!"

Li Tianbao decisively stated, "My sequence is 'Player,' and my third skill is 'Disguise'!"

"You said..." Sun Baoqiang used the word "you"!

Li Tianbao said in a serious tone, "I'll cast a spell on you. Imagine yourself as a cow, uh, a bull. The cow in the bedroom is your girlfriend!"

Sun Baoqiang's face stiffened. "You're going to turn me into a cow!"

"The disguise is just a smokescreen. You are still you, but in the eyes of the Pisces Alliance envoy, you are a bull. No matter how she tests you, questions you, even if she beats you, even if she takes you to the police station and tortures you... you must insist that you are a bull!"

At this point, Li Tianbao gritted his teeth, his eyes filled with unwavering determination: "Just bite it to death! Remember, you're a bull, and all you can do is moo! This is your only chance to live!"

Sun Baoqiang looked completely bewildered. "I can only make cow mooing sounds; do I need to imitate cow movements?"

"It's necessary! The role-playing method is all about mindset! Once your mind wavers, your superpowers will fail, and you'll be wiped out by the Pisces Legion!" Li Tianbao nodded solemnly.

Sun Baoqiang's face turned ashen. He believed it! He believed it completely!

"Brother Tianbao, save me!"

Li Tianbao: "Chen Rui is extremely clever; her other identity is a policewoman! You absolutely mustn't let her see through your disguise! I'll cast the spell now; you don't need to worry about anything else, just think of yourself as an ox!"

Seeing Tianbao's serious expression, Sun Baoqiang decisively said, "Okay! I'm the bull!"

Li Tianbao raised an eyebrow: "Say it to me."

"Moo~~" Sun Baoqiang called out.

Li Tianbao asked, "What are we having for breakfast later?"

Sun Baoqiang casually replied, "Anything is fine, hot dry noodles it is."

Li Tianbao raised his hand and slapped him on the head, angrily saying, "You're so stupid! You gave yourself away as soon as I tested you! You're an ox! Can oxen talk?"

"Oh, oh, oh, oh. It's starting already?" Sun Baoqiang realized.

Li Tianbao shouted sternly, "Sun Baoqiang!"

"Moo~~" Sun Baoqiang snorted, "Huff~ Moo~" He imitated it perfectly.

Li Tianbao's voice was stern: "Are you mentally ill? What are you doing, yelling like a bull! You think you can get away with faking a mental illness and avoid legal responsibility? How many electric bikes did you steal?"

"Moo~~Moo~Moo~"

"If you confess now, we can treat you leniently! Otherwise, the fine will double, and you'll have to go to jail."

"Moo~"

"Very good, keep it up!" Li Tianbao breathed a sigh of relief. "Baoqiang, you really are a gifted individual! I'm about to cast a spell."

Leopard Head and Howling Celestial Dog had somehow appeared, leaving the two of them dumbfounded.

"Has the Third Prince regained his memories?" Leopard Head asked in confusion.

The Celestial Hound shook his head: "Probably not, maybe he's gone mad."

Li Tianbao's expression was solemn. His hands rose and fell, interlacing, his knuckles interlocking, forming a series of hand seals.

He muttered to himself:

"The actor! Abandoning human form, disrupting the secrets of heaven, solidifying obsession into bones, transforming delusion into skin. Deceiving yin and yang, blinding the eyes and ears, the actor plays the role with divine skill, blurring the lines between reality and illusion, making all phenomena false, sealing the body with a single thought, and the illusion is formed!"

The whole process was smooth and natural, the incantation sounded very convincing, and the sense of ritual was fully realized.

Li Tianbao struck a final pose, pointed with one hand, and said, "Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills, action!"

Sun Baoqiang's eyes were shining brightly. Although he didn't feel anything or see any special effects, at this moment, he deeply felt the joy and excitement deep in his heart!

My mind trembled, and my blood surged.

Sun Baoqiang's throat bobbed, and he roared to the sky, "Moo—!" The sound made his face turn red and his neck bulge.

After watching the whole thing, both Xiaotianquan and Leopard Head were completely dumbfounded by the flashy hand gestures and incantations.

Li Tianbao turned his head and ordered, "You two, lie down quietly for me from now on."

"Third Master, what happened?" Howling Celestial Dog asked.

"Chen Rui is here. Never mind her, she's here to arrest Baoqiang."

Li Tianbao was still a little worried. There was one last step left: establishing faith!

"Sun Baoqiang! Your life or death depends on this one moment. In the eyes of the Pisces Alliance, mortal lives are nothing but ants. You choose what kind of person you will become!"

Li Tianbao walked to the living room door, grasped the handle, and said calmly before opening the door:

"Your destiny is in your own hands. Remember, our organization's motto is: My fate is in my own hands, not in the hands of heaven!"

"Moo~"

Li Tianbao looked back and saw that Sun Baoqiang was already lying on the ground, imitating the movements of a cow. His wound had reopened and was dripping blood, but even so, he didn't care and was completely immersed in the role!

"I'm sorry to have troubled you." Li Tianbao opened the door, went to the elevator, and waited quietly.

The red numbers on the floors are jumping, and they've reached "7"!

The elevator doors opened, and Chen Rui, dressed in a police uniform, stood inside.

Li Tianbao smiled and said, "You didn't even give me a heads-up before you arrived, and you didn't even clean the house."

Chen Rui snorted and walked out. She saw Li Tianbao blocking her way at the elevator entrance. He must have come to persuade her. Was he unwilling to confront her?

"Chen Rui, are you really going in?" Li Tianbao stopped them in the corridor.

Chen Rui's expression was complicated. "She's at your house, isn't she? Who exactly is she?!"

Li Tianbao said calmly, "I already said, he's my friend, he's very pitiful, and I have my own unspeakable difficulties."

Chen Rui gritted her teeth, stomped her foot, and said, "You really have a lover now, don't you?!"

Li Tianbao sighed and moved aside.

"In that case, why don't you go in and take a look?"