Crazy Nezha

Chen Rui and Li Tianbao passed each other. She stopped, her bright eyes glistening with what seemed like tears.

Chen Rui lowered her eyes and said softly, "You're an Aries, and Aries are the least likely to lie. Your lie is very childish."

Li Tianbao sighed briefly, "I really don't lie."

"Hmph. What's her zodiac sign?" Chen Rui glanced sideways, flicked her high ponytail, and placed one hand on Li Tianbao's shoulder, glaring angrily.

Li Tianbao's eyelids twitched. "Big sister, what's wrong with your brain? Please come in and take a look! I'm begging you! Please come in right now!"

Chen Rui turned around, pressed the elevator button, she wanted to run, she didn't want to face it... She was worried that after seeing it, there would be no possibility of her ever seeing this bastard surnamed Li again!

Chen Rui had secretly observed that when Li Tianbao looked at a woman wearing black stockings on the street, his gaze would linger for an average of 0.78 seconds longer! There must be a woman wearing black stockings in the room, a green tea bitch who knows how to seduce people!

Chen Rui is pretty, but she doesn't know how to dress. She either wears a police uniform or casual clothes, and she only dares to wear sheer lace underwear...

At that moment, the elevator doors opened, and Chen Rui entered the elevator without looking back.

Seeing Chen Rui about to leave, Li Tianbao's eyes widened. "What are you doing?"

"I'm leaving! I'm leaving, okay?"

Li Tianbao panicked, grabbed the elevator door, and shouted, "You have to go in and see!!"

"You—bastard!" Chen Rui looked up, tears finally streaming down her face. "Are you hungry? I'll go buy you breakfast."

Chen Rui wasn't afraid of that slut; she was afraid that if she fell out with Li Tianbao, there would be no turning back...

Li Tianbao pulled her out and scooped her up in his arms.

Chen Rui gasped, instinctively wrapping her arms around Li Tianbao's neck, a sly glint in her eyes. "Let go of me, go hug your wild woman!"

"Are you trying to die?! Let me go!"

Li Tianbao ignored her, his head stiff, and carried her in his arms, striding towards his bridal chamber.

The door was ajar and unlocked. Li Tianbao kicked it open, and Chen Rui grabbed Li Tianbao's shoulder, did a somersault, and landed lightly, subconsciously adjusting her hair in mid-air.

"Chen Rui! Open your eyes and see what my wild woman looks like!" Li Tianbao slammed the door shut behind him.

Chen Rui took a deep breath, and what came into view was a husky.

Chen Rui's eyebrows shot up! "You two even have a dog together? How romantic!" She sniffed, "What's that smell?"

Clatter, clatter, clatter! The sound of horses' hooves pounding on the floor tiles.

Li Tianbao gestured with his chin. "Please take a look."

Chen Rui walked into the entryway. In the living room, there was a huge creature—an adult dairy cow.

"What the hell?!"

As a policewoman, Chen Rui should remain calm in the face of danger. She wasn't surprised, but she was stunned.

She looked at the cow and the dog, then tilted her head and asked, "Li Tianbao, what's going on here?"

Li Tianbao sighed, "Baoqiang, Baoqiang, come out here!" Why isn't the male lead showing up yet? The scapegoat, hurry up and come out!

Chen Rui observed the environment in the room. There were blood-stained toilet paper balls and blood-stained gauze on the floor...

The large cow looked at Chen Rui, chewed its lips, and mooed.

Chen Rui wanted to scratch her head, but she held back.

"Moo~" Another cow moo came from the bedroom.

"There's another cow?" Chen Rui was shocked.

Inside the bedroom, a thin man crawled out. He wasn't wearing pants, and his groin was wrapped in bandages that were dripping blood. He had small eyes that were furtively eyeing the two humans at the door.

"What is this?" Chen Rui asked, her eyes filled with confusion.

"Moo~" The strange man let out another moo, climbed over to the cow, and stuck out his tongue to lick the cow's leg hair.

Chen Rui's eyes widened, and she covered her mouth. "Li Tianbao! What is this?! Is this a biohazard?"

Li Tianbao sighed, walked over, and patted "Niu Ren" on the head. "Baoqiang, we're going to the hospital in a bit."

"Moo~"

Chen Rui couldn't understand it; her head was buzzing.

"Come out with me." Li Tianbao turned around, grabbed Chen Rui's hand, dragged her out with a head full of question marks, and slammed the door shut.

The smell had lessened considerably in the public hallway. Li Tianbao opened the window and sighed.

"What exactly happened?" Chen Rui asked.

Li Tianbao said in a low voice, "His name is Sun Baoqiang, and he has a very rare severe cognitive impairment."

"He firmly believed that he was a cow, and his words, actions, habits, and instincts were all completely cow-like, seemingly beyond the control of his subjective consciousness."

Chen Rui seemed to understand but not quite, "There's no need to hide it from me! I thought, I thought you were seeing some random woman..."

Li Tianbao interrupted, "His parents are gone, and no one cares about him. I can't just ignore him. I'm worried that if my mother finds out about this, she'll kick him out. I want to cure him, and I'm trying to find a way."

Overjoyed, Chen Rui hugged the man tightly, sobbing, "I knew you didn't find another woman! Waaah~~"

Li Tianbao raised both hands, looking completely innocent: "Hey, aren't you going to ask what happened with that cow? Aren't you curious?"

"Li Tianbao, you bastard, why didn't you tell me? I thought you'd found another woman... Waaah..." The crying stopped abruptly, Chen Rui's face calm, her eyes looking up blankly: "Yeah! What's with the cow thing?"

Li Tianbao said, "Mental patients are pitiful and need companionship."

"Get him a cow to keep him company?" Chen Rui seemed to be thinking of something strange.

Li Tianbao nodded in satisfaction. "You're very smart! No wonder you're a criminal investigation detective! But it wasn't my intention to do it. He saw a truck carrying dairy cows passing by on the roadside, and he fell in love with one of the cows."

Chen Rui's pupils contracted, and her face stiffened. "Wait a minute, my mind is a little foggy."

Li Tianbao said calmly, "Chen Rui, do you believe in love at first sight?"

Chen Rui: "He... fell in love with a cow?"

"Love at first sight!" Li Tianbao nodded seriously. "He's going to buy that cow and make her his bride! He's going to take her to the civil affairs bureau to get their marriage certificate!"

Chen Rui asked, "Did you take him to the hospital?"

"At that time, his condition wasn't that serious; he seemed like a normal person. I thought he was joking and teasing me! But..."

Li Tianbao slammed his fist on the wall, his voice stern: "And he actually brought the cow to my house! I was furious! I had a huge argument with him and told him to get out! I was really angry at the time."

Chen Rui nodded; she felt Li Tianbao's reaction was perfectly normal! Anyone would find it unbearable!

"But last night, he was yelling in the middle of the night that he wanted to jump into the Shi River. I had no choice but to take the cow and ride my second uncle's electric bike to look for him. I couldn't find him in the park! But when I came out, I ran into him!"

"It was around 3 a.m.! Just as I was about to call the police, I noticed that my second uncle's electric scooter was on fire. He was standing in front of the flames, taking off his clothes, starting with his pants. He said, 'What's the point of living if there's no love!'"

Chen Rui's beautiful eyes trembled slightly: "He's going to set himself on fire?"

Li Tianbao: "He said, 'I'll burn myself to illuminate my lost youth!'"

Chen Rui gasped.

Li Tianbao: "As a result, the electric car caught fire and exploded, and the fragments mercilessly shattered his youth! His Didi (a type of electric scooter) was blown up."

Chen Rui frowned. "What? It was bombed? And why is there still sound jamming?"

Li Tianbao didn't explain, "I was terrified and called 120! Luckily, he's not in any life-threatening danger. After disinfection and bandaging, I was exhausted, so we rode the ox back together. This morning, he ended up like this. I'm going to take him to the hospital later to check his brain."

Li Tianbao said a lot and added many details, making it sound like there was really something going on.

Chen Rui felt a chill run down her spine and her teeth chattered. The more she listened, the more unbelievable it seemed. "Is what you're saying really true?"

She tried to find logical flaws in this information.

Chen Rui was skeptical. "Where did this cow come from?"

Li Tianbao said, "It looks like beef cattle from a sausage processing plant. Chen Rui, what kind of eyesight do you have? Don't you believe me?" Li Tianbao asked angrily.

"You still don't believe me even now?!"

Chen Rui stared into his eyes, regaining the composure expected of a policewoman!

Li Tianbao said confidently, "You can check the road administration's surveillance footage! Seriously, my friend's already like this, what are you doubting? Do you think anyone would joke like this?"

"What's his name?"

Sun Baoqiang.

Chen Rui frowned slightly, turned around, and went back.

Li Tianbao's eyelids twitched. "What are you doing?"

"It's strange, I can't quite put my finger on it, but I feel like something's wrong." Chen Rui pushed open the door and put on her hat! Instantly, she switched to a decisive and efficient demeanor!

In the living room, the man named Sun Baoqiang lay on the floor and mooed.

Chen Rui squinted, her eyes wary, and squatted down to observe carefully.

"What's your name?"

Sun Baoqiang: "Moo~"

"I'm from the Public Security Bureau!" Chen Rui pulled out her badge, her face stern. "What are you pretending for?!"

"Moo~~"

Chen Rui felt that the person looked familiar. She swiped her phone screen with her thumb, opened the internal APP of their police station, and found several surveillance videos. The images were blurry and not very clear.

One of the videos showed a thin man stealing an electric scooter and also making off with several pieces of women's underwear! Because Chen Rui's underwear had been stolen before, she paid special attention to this case.

Li Tianbao stood behind Chen Rui, craning his neck to look at the surveillance footage on the phone. That thief was clearly that bastard Sun Baoqiang! Holy crap! We're doomed.

After the video finished playing, a close-up photo of the thief's profile was displayed.

Chen Rui moved her phone screen horizontally and placed it on Sun Baoqiang's face.

"Is this you?"

Sun Baoqiang glanced at the screen, his eyes visibly trembling. Chen Rui noticed this detail and smiled faintly to herself, thinking, "He was just faking it!"

"Moo~ Moo~"

Li Tianbao said, "This is not him."

Chen Rui stood up and said coldly, "Tianbao, how did you meet this friend of yours? Do you know he's a thief?"

Li Tianbao was shocked: "He's a thief?"

Chen Rui said coldly, "Do you think you can escape legal responsibility by pretending to be crazy?"

After saying that, Chen Rui looked around, a nameless rage rising within her. The whole house was a mess, and it smelled terrible! "You've ruined my future wedding home like this! I'll tear it all down and renovate it all!"

Li Tianbao said, "If he really is a thief, then take him away! Sun Baoqiang, can you hear me? You're not really faking it, are you?"

"Moo~ Moo~"

"I don't think he's faking it. Why don't we go to the hospital and ask?"

Chen Rui's expression turned serious. "Let's go to the hospital."

"Okay!" Li Tianbao breathed a sigh of relief.

Chen Rui: "I mean, let's go to the hospital and get your brain checked!"

"Huh? What's wrong with me?!" Li Tianbao asked, looking puzzled.

"What you just made up was full of holes! Tianbao, what's wrong with you? Tell me!"

Chen Rui's voice was hoarse, "When you were in fourth grade, you told me you could hear bullfrogs talking... That semester, you kept a bullfrog in your schoolbag every day! Later, the bullfrog died, and you cried your heart out. I was the one comforting you. I never told anyone about this! But you got better later!"

Li Tianbao lowered his eyes and remained silent, his face grim. "Back then, Longlong begged me to save him. Where else could I hide him if not in my schoolbag? Longlong is a bullfrog, that's true, but he's also my friend! Besides, I'm not sick."

"Has your illness relapsed?" This time, Chen Rui's eyes were truly red.

"Moo~ Moo? Moo!" Sun Baoqiang crawled over, nudging Li Tianbao's leg with his head, tilting his head back, looking completely bewildered, confused, and with a "who the hell should I believe?" expression.

"Moo??? Moo?"

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