Crazy Nezha

Inside the room, Li Tianbao's eyes showed hesitation and struggle. Lies could only cover up one lie. His clumsy, self-righteous plan was seen through by Chen Rui at a glance.

Li Tianbao: "Save them first!"

Sun Baoqiang's wound was bleeding heavily and was very serious. If it wasn't treated soon, the consequences would be unimaginable.

Chen Rui: "I'll have my colleague take him to the hospital first, then we'll talk about the case. Come with me!"

He's a thief, but he's in this state. He needs treatment. Whether it's for work procedures or moral reasons, he needs to be taken to the hospital first.

Ten minutes later, the police car arrived.

"Let's go downstairs."

"Um!"

Xincheng Hengbi Garden.

There were a few neighbors watching the commotion at the entrance of the first-floor unit, and the property management staff also arrived.

"What's going on? The security guards are here!"

"That young man isn't from our neighborhood, is he? I've never seen him before."

"His crotch was covered in blood! It was wrapped in gauze."

"Senior Sister Rui, what's going on?" The officer on duty this time was a young man who joined the unit a year later than Chen Rui and habitually called her "senior sister".

Chen Rui bit her lip: "Take him to the hospital first. This is Sun Baoqiang, the suspect in case D562, the one who stole the electric bike."

"Ouch... How did he get hurt? His crotch is covered in blood!?"

Li Tianbao squatted down next to Sun Baoqiang and said sincerely, "Baoqiang, you don't need to act anymore. I lied to you before."

"Moo~" Sun Baoqiang lay on the ground, only able to moo like a cow.

Li Tianbao said, "This whole thing started because of me. In the end, it's all your own fault. I could have ignored you, but I still lied to you. I'm sorry. Someone will pay for your medical treatment! If they won't, I will! Listen to me, come with the security guard."

"Moo~"

Li Tianbao raised his voice: "Sun Baoqiang!! There's no such thing as the Pisces Alliance, it's all fake! The show is over!"

Sun Baoqiang climbed onto the nearby green belt and began eating holly bushes, which he seemed to enjoy immensely.

Li Tianbao grabbed his head with both hands and forcefully turned it so he could look at him. "Baoqiang, you don't need to act anymore. We've been exposed. Her name is Chen Rui, not some Pisces messenger! She's a Pisces, so I made up a Pisces messenger to fool you!"

"Moo~!"

Sun Baoqiang kept his legs firmly planted on the ground, refusing to get up. He kept burying his head in the ground, making "moo" noises, and even shaking his head like a cow.

Li Tianbao's face turned pale. "Holy crap, has he really gone mad??"

The celestial dog ran over and barked twice: "Third Master, that spell you recited earlier sounded quite convincing. Where did you learn it? Did it actually work?"

With so many people surrounding him, Li Tianbao was unwilling to answer Xiaotianquan. He frowned, completely bewildered. The incantation was utter nonsense; he seemed to have dreamt of it before, but couldn't remember it.

Li Tianbao said, "Chen Rui, please have your colleague help him into the car. If he bleeds too much and gets infected, it will be a real problem!"

Chen Rui nodded and called for her colleagues to help. Two security guards forcibly dragged Sun Baoqiang into the back seat of the car.

Sun Baoqiang was pressed against the car window, still mooing and banging haphazardly on the glass. His eyes were fixed on Li Tianbao, filled with trembling and confusion; he was terrified and conflicted.

The driver rolled down the window and asked, "Senior, which case should we proceed with?"

"Report as normal, apply for case relief funds for emergency medical expenses, and go to the hospital first."

Is a mental health evaluation still required?

"certainly!"

Alright~

As the sirens blared and the car drove out of the residential area, the crowd of onlookers buzzed with discussion.

Chen Rui said in a deep voice, "Big star, this isn't over between us yet! Let's go see a psychiatrist, I'm really worried about you."

Li Tianbao led the cow and walked towards the gate of the residential area without looking back.

"Where are you going?" Chen Rui followed.

Li Tianbao leaped lightly, flipped over, and straddled the ox's back. He turned back calmly and said, "I'm going to find my second uncle. I have a follow-up appointment today. You can tell my mom about this. I don't care."

"A follow-up examination?" Chen Rui lowered her eyes and pondered for a moment, then looked up and said, "You went to the Sixth Hospital before, wasn't that your second uncle's problem?"

Li Tianbao sighed. He didn't want to talk about Xiaotianquan and Leopard Head, nor did he want to prove himself! He wasn't stupid; if he could get Xiaotianquan to write a word or get the cow to spin a hula hoop, he could slap everyone in the face! However, it would definitely attract attention, and who knows what kind of trouble might arise!

I've only just begun my cultivation journey, so even if others think I'm crazy, I have to keep pretending! What do other people's opinions matter? Once my magical power recovers...

Having done so many absurd things, whether facing the police, doctors, or family, the best explanation is that I'm mentally ill! If I am mentally ill? Then everything makes perfect sense, and everything is easily resolved!

"Chen Rui, I lied to you before, but I won't lie to you again. You guessed right, I have a mental illness, but thankfully it's not serious."

Chen Rui asked, "What do you mean by 'serious'?"

Li Tianbao revealed a proud expression, "Severely mentally ill people don't admit they have a mental illness! I'm different. I admit I'm sick. I not only have a mental illness, I also have neurosis! I openly admit it! Therefore, I'm not severely mentally ill!"

"You... get off first! Let's take a taxi back! We'll send this cow back to the meat processing plant." Chen Rui was both angry and helpless.

Li Tianbao said, "Why can't I ride an ox? What law forbids riding an ox?"

Chen Rui was speechless. Yes, the law doesn't say you can't ride a bull!

"Isn't the goal to promote low-carbon travel?" Li Tianbao squeezed the cow's belly with both feet, "Giddy up!" The cow took off running and trotted around the neighborhood.

Chen Rui bit her lip, as if she had made up her mind, and ran to catch up, reaching out her hand, "Give me a hand."

"Whoa~" The cow braked suddenly. Li Tianbao was quite surprised, a smile playing on his lips. "Think carefully. I'm going to ride this cow to my second uncle's place. If I ride it around the streets, people might think you're crazy!"

Chen Rui's gaze was firm: "I'll go crazy with you!"

Moved, Li Tianbao added fuel to the fire: "I stole your underwear! What, you don't believe me? Those clothes are in my house right now, including a pair of red lace panties!"

Chen Rui's eyes widened, her expression a mixture of surprise, shyness, and joy—an extremely complex one.

Li Tianbao didn't want to implicate Chen Rui from the bottom of his heart. She had a good job and was still wearing a uniform. If she really rode a cow around the streets, it would affect her career!

"I'm mentally ill, have you thought this through?"

Chen Rui reached out, her teeth clenched: "I want to ride a cow to work!!"

Li Tianbao smiled faintly: "I won't let you ride it!"

The next moment, Li Tianbao lowered his body and whispered, "Leopard Head! Charge!"

He unbuckled his belt and lashed it hard across the cow's rump! The cow, in pain, reared up on its hind legs, neighing like a warhorse, "Moo!"

"Giddy up! Giddy up!" The cow's hooves pounded on the cement ground as it ran, making a clattering sound that was quite exhilarating.

Just around the corner, a food delivery driver was riding an electric scooter, and the delivery guy was terrified!

"Holy crap!! How come someone is riding a cow in this neighborhood??" Fortunately, the delivery guy was skilled and used a combination of shift and arrow keys to drift and avoid the cow.

Many neighbors were taking pictures with their phones and discussing it.

"My God! It really is a cow rider! That's awesome!"

"Who is this person? Does he live in our neighborhood?"

"What do you know? This is called performance art."

The husky followed behind, running and glancing back at the pretty girl with the high ponytail. She stood there with tears in her eyes, like a little white rabbit that couldn't find its home!

"Third Master, is this really necessary?"

Li Tianbao gripped the cow's horns with both hands, his body rising and falling with the cow's movements. "I can't let Chen Rui suffer. Cutting ties with her is helping her!"

"What's next?" Leopard Head asked.

"Next, I'll definitely be sent to a mental hospital, which will be a good opportunity for me to quietly cultivate my skills! Leopard Head, I'm most worried about you. You came from shady backgrounds, so you'll definitely be sent to the sausage factory!"

"Huh? Third Prince, I don't want to become a sausage!"

Li Tianbao gritted his teeth and said, "Two options: either I hide you away, or I eat your brains and find you a new body!"

"Third Master is a jerk!" the celestial dog barked wildly.

Ahead is the west gate of Hengbi Garden, a small gate with a barrier gate to prevent motor vehicles. It clearly states on the gate that each barrier costs 3000!

"Open the door!" Li Tianbao shouted.

"Don't drive! Stop him! I'm from the Public Security Bureau!" Chen Rui caught up, waving her identification in her hand!

The security guard looked completely bewildered and didn't dare to open the door.

"Third Master," Leopard Head asked, "he won't open the door!"

"Charge it!" Li Tianbao glared. "Xiaotian said, if we're going to play, we'll play the biggest game!"

Leopard Head hesitated for a moment, then mooed, "I like it!"

The security guard was terrified when he saw a cow charging towards him!