Crazy Nezha

Li Tianbao led the cow and the dog for nearly a kilometer, arriving at the northern suburbs and entering a grove by the roadside.

Deep in the forest, a thick layer of withered branches and fallen leaves covered the ground, making a soft "rustling" sound when stepped on.

"Leopard Head, don't be afraid of the pain. This chainsaw is very sharp. I'll saw off your head and then open your skull, so you won't feel any pain!"

Leopard Head growled, "Come on, Third Prince, it's not the first time anyway. This time, find me a healthy body; I don't want to be a cow anymore!"

"Third Master, let's get some milk first."

"Yes, take it back for my second uncle to try. He loves fresh milk the most."

Li Tianbao picked up the one-liter bottle of mineral water, unscrewed the cap, poured most of the water into the stainless steel basin, and then gulped down the remaining half-bottle.

Then he put down the empty bottle, squatted down beside the cow, reached out and grasped the cow's teat, and began to stroke it.

The milky white fresh milk, carrying a warm aroma, flows into the bottle, creating fine, dense foam.

"Leopard Head, I really can't bear to kill you."

After filling a bottle with fresh milk, Li Tianbao tightened the cap, casually placed it on a nearby stone, wiped the milk stains off his hands with his sleeve, and picked up the chainsaw.

Grip the chainsaw tightly and press the switch. "Buzz—!" The sharp sound of the motor shattered the silence of the countryside!

The cow is lying on its side with its eyes closed!

Li Tianbao gritted his teeth and aimed the chainsaw blade at the cow's neck. The flesh was instantly torn open by the high-speed rotating blade, and warm blood spurted out with a "plop," splashing onto his face and chest.

Blood stained the scene like a painting.

The cow's body convulsed, and a muffled "moo" sound came from its throat. It stubbornly resisted, but its limbs were tense and its muscles were trembling.

The chainsaw advanced, carrying blood and bones, which clattered against the blade with a crisp "crackling" sound.

After completely severing the cervical vertebrae, Li Tianbao then aimed at the top of the bull's head.

It took a full ten minutes to open.

Li Tianbao frowned. "The primordial spirit is in my brain. I can't swallow it whole."

"It's alright, Third Master!" Howling Celestial Dog explained, "The primordial spirit is only hidden in the pineal gland! That is what Taoists call the Niwan Palace, and Buddhists call the Heavenly Eye Root, which is located between the brain and the thalamus—that is where the primordial spirit resides!"

Upon hearing this, Li Tianbao indeed found a patch of grayish-red luster, clearly distinct from the surrounding white matter. He cut out that area, placed it in an alcohol burner, and lit the stove.

The pig brains were cooked in no time.

Li Tianbao picked up the small clump of pig brain with a twig, smelled it, and said, "We should have bought some salt."

He blew on it and ate it in one bite.

"Is it delicious?" Xiaotian asked.

"The texture is alright, it's chewy." After finishing his meal, Li Tianbao ignored the bloodstains on his body, sat cross-legged, and formed hand seals.

As before, I used my inner vision to find the leopard's spirit and stored it in my spiritual platform.

A few minutes later, Li Tianbao slowly opened his eyes. "It's alright. Leopard Head's primordial spirit has been calmed down within my spiritual platform."

"Third Master is amazing." The Celestial Dog breathed a sigh of relief, its tail swaying gently.

Li Tianbao took out his phone and filmed a short video of the scene, saying as he filmed, "Chen Rui, don't beg the meat processing plant owner! I sawed off their cattle! They're in the woods about a kilometer west of the overpass!"

Send short videos.

The video shows a blood-stained chainsaw, a headless cow carcass, a cow's head after its skull has been opened, an alcohol burner, and something extremely horrifying.

Li Tianbao filmed another short video, this time with a reverse shot! With the beauty filter off, his face was covered in blood as he said, "Chen Rui, am I critically ill enough now? Huh?! I've eaten a cow's brain! Hahahaha!"

"I've become one with the cow! Let him sue me, I'm going to get a mental evaluation right now!"

Send short videos.

Ten seconds later, Chen Rui called, and Li Tianbao hung up immediately and then blocked her number!

The celestial dog suddenly pricked up its ears and its nose twitched. "Someone's coming!"

"Great timing!" Li Tianbao grinned, laughing happily, blood trickling down his lip. "Perfect for upgrading my mental illness certificate!"

"Third Master, what are you going to do?"

"Didn't Chen Rui say I was of a low rank? If I were a severely mentally ill patient, I wouldn't be in a detention center!"

Xiaotian nodded: "That makes sense! It's more convenient in a mental hospital. If he's really detained, he won't have a chance to find his spirit beast. After seven days, Leopard Head's primordial spirit will be gone!"

Li Tianbao wiped the blood from his face, picked up the chainsaw still covered in bone fragments and blood, and asked, turning his head, "Do I look like a psychopath? Like a mental patient?"

The Celestial Hound circled him twice, scrutinizing him carefully: "Aside from your face being covered in blood, which is a bit scary, you look too kind, not ferocious enough."

Li Tianbao raised one eyebrow and lowered the other. "How about this?"

"It's delicious! It's insane!" Xiaotian Dog nodded hurriedly.

Li Tianbao crouched down and entered the dense grass, about fifty meters away in an open area—

A couple is kissing, and the man's hand is reaching into a place he shouldn't be, moving back and forth.

"Honey, I heard a dog barking," the woman mumbled, pushing the man away slightly, her eyes filled with unease. "Are there people around? Let's go to the hotel; this place is creepy."

The man said flippantly, "Fine, once we get to the hotel, will you call your husband like last time?"

The woman blushed slightly and responded coquettishly, "Mmm."

As soon as he finished speaking, the man suddenly heard a rustling sound behind him and turned his head to look.

In the bushes, a young man slowly stood up, his face and clothes covered in blood, a chainsaw slung over his shoulder, and a husky squatting at his feet.

The man walked towards them step by step, looking particularly sinister.

"Holy shit!" The man's voice trembled, his pupils contracted sharply, and his legs went weak.

The woman was startled by his reaction. She turned around in confusion, and the moment she saw who it was, she instinctively shrank back.

Li Tianbao stopped in front of the two, glancing sideways at the trembling couple. Suddenly, a grin spread across his face, one eyebrow rose and the other fell, and he let out a strange cry: "Awooo—!"

With a sudden thud, the man's eyes rolled back, and his body fell straight to the ground, convulsing on the spot.

The woman's scream pierced through the entire forest. She curled up in a ball, covering her head with her hands, trembling like a leaf, and had no courage left to run away.

Li Tianbao smirked and strode away.

"Third Master, where are we going?"

"Go find Dr. Wang for a mental evaluation!"

……

Xincheng, the Sixth Mental Hospital.

As usual, after finishing his rounds, Dr. Wang sat in his office and made himself a cup of tea.

Dr. Wang's real name is Wang Yutian. His name sounds like a woman's name, but he is actually an older man and a well-known doctor at the local mental hospital in Xincheng.

He was also Li Tianbao's attending physician.

Just then, the phone rang.

Dr. Wang picked it up and saw that the caller ID showed it was Yin Guizhi.

Director Yin guessed that he was asking about his son's condition. Dr. Wang answered the phone with a gentle smile: "Hello, senior."

On the phone, Yin Guizhi's happy voice came through: "Yutian, thank you so much! I heard from Tianbao's second uncle yesterday that the child's auditory hallucinations have stopped, but I don't know if it's just temporary."

As if this was expected, Dr. Wang spoke fluently, "Hehe, I told you your son's problem wasn't serious. He's just under a lot of pressure. As long as he relaxes his lifestyle, he'll gradually get better."

"You're an expert in this area, so I won't interfere. By the way, my second brother's old ailment seems to have flared up again, so I came to see you today. Could you take a look?"

Dr. Wang was slightly surprised. It was indeed a difficult situation. The nephew had just gotten a little better, and now the uncle was having problems again. This family was really something.

He knew about Yin Jianshe's problem and had seen the information.

Dr. Wang: "It's not a big problem."

"Then I'll trouble you. The symposium in Zhengcheng hasn't ended yet, so we can make up for it later."

Dr. Wang said with a smile, "Hey, you're too kind, senior. My niece, Yanzi, relies on you a lot at your hospital. I was thinking of transferring her from the 120 emergency room so she wouldn't have to work night shifts..."

"They're all our own kids, don't worry, I'll arrange it when I get back!"

Dr. Wang's smile widened. "Senior, thank you so much! Don't worry, once you return from Zhengzhou, I guarantee your son will be completely cured. I'll give him another thorough check-up today and provide him with some psychological counseling."

Thank you so much.

The two exchanged pleasantries for a while before ending the call.

Dr. Wang retrieved Li Tianbao's information on the computer, reviewed his brain CT scan, previous clinical manifestations, and conversation logs, took a sip of tea, and said softly, "It's not a big problem."

"This child is just carrying too much psychological burden; he was too competitive in the past. My judgment won't be wrong!"

Just then, a rapid knocking sounded on the door, knock knock knock!

"Enter!"

The door was pushed open, and standing in the doorway was a burly caregiver in a light blue uniform, holding a steel fork, with an electric baton hanging from his waist. He was covered in sweat and had a serious expression: "Dr. Wang, something's happened! Something terrible has happened!"

Dr. Wang frowned, seeing the head nurse fully equipped with protective gear, and said calmly, "Old Donkey, how many times have I told you, this is a special hospital, so we need to remain humble and composed."

Old Donkey said urgently, "You should go and see for yourself. I've never seen anyone this crazy since I started working here!"

"What's wrong? Is it bed 6 or bed 12? Do they want to go into the electrotherapy room again?"

"No, it's that patient from before! Your acquaintance, Li Tianbao, he's here!"

"He's here for a follow-up appointment. What's wrong? His condition is very optimistic." Noticing the caregiver's strange look, Dr. Wang had a bad feeling. "Tell me! What happened!"

"Go down and take a look. He's carrying a chainsaw and covered in blood! Everyone downstairs is saying he sawed up a cow! The police have arrived too."

"What's going on?"

"He requests that you personally conduct a mental evaluation for him."