The Path to Immortality of Silly Pillar in the Courtyard

The foreign woman smiled. "Are you Asian?"

"Yes, beautiful lady, what's your name?" He Yuzhu asked with a smile, his eyes brazenly fixed on the foreign woman's enormous breasts.

The foreign woman showed no aversion to He Yuzhu's gaze; instead, she puffed out her chest and said, "Sir, my name is Catherine Jones. And you? Oriental Hero?"

"You can call me He..."

"He... what a strange name," Catherine said with a smile.

He Yuzhu didn't understand Catherine's words. He laughed and said, "Miss Catherine, I saved you, how can you thank me? How about repaying me with your body?"

Catherine was stunned by his words, then giggled, "You...how old are you?"

He Yuzhu's smile froze. He then remembered that he was still a minor; he'd heard that you couldn't have a cat until you were seventeen.

Although he is only sixteen, he is already "not young"...

"Hehehe..." Catherine laughed heartily at He Yuzhu's expression.

"Bastard..." He Yuzhu pulled Catherine into his arms, and then...

A few minutes later, Catherine's snickering laughter rang out again, "You...you're still a virgin..."

He Yuzhu's face darkened. "Again..."

An hour later, Catherine begged for mercy, "You...you little wild donkey!"

"Hahaha..." He Yuzhu finally breathed a sigh of relief, thinking to himself, "Luckily, I have true qi!"

"Catherine, where do you live? Let me take you home," He Yuzhu asked after they had finished getting dressed.

Catherine's mood suddenly darkened as she looked at the ravaged city. "What... can I ever go home?"

"Your family..." He Yuzhu didn't finish his sentence.

Catherine shook her head. "Family? I don't have any. My mother passed away last year, and I live all alone."

He Yuzhu said, "I have no home in this world either. Let me take you home."

"Okay." Catherine was very happy. With such a god-like man protecting her, she was not afraid of anything.

Armored in his armor, He Yuzhu lifted Catherine into the air, and with her guidance, they quickly arrived at a building.

"Well, I live on the 26th floor. Just go in from that balcony," Catherine said, pointing to a balcony.

He Yuzhu flew and landed on the balcony. The armor's eyes lit up, but the thermal imaging showed no zombies in the room.

With the armor removed, He Yuzhu nodded to Catherine.

Upon entering the living room, He Yuzhu discovered that Catherine's accommodation was quite nice; it was a large, single-level apartment.

"He, would you like some food?" Catherine asked He Yuzhu.

He Yuzhu hugged Catherine from behind and said, "I'll eat you first..."

Having tasted the sweetness, He Yuzhu picked up Catherine and carried her into the room.

Catherine exclaimed, "My God, why are you thinking about this again...?"

After a long while, the curtain fell.

He Yuzhu stayed at Catherine's house, planning to go out and reap the rewards after the world had completely descended into chaos.

Three days later, He Yuzhu left Catherine's house, leaving her enough food to last a month.

Although Catherine didn't want He Yuzhu to leave, she couldn't influence his decision.

The world descended into chaos as He Yuzhu began amassing wealth: gold and jewelry, copper, various machine tools, cars, aircraft carriers, warships, oil tankers, arms, food supplies, luxury goods, and clothing...

In short, he believed that he could pocket all the valuables, and the 1.5 million cubic meter space was large enough for him to reap the rewards.

In just one month, He Yuzhu reaped a portion of America's wealth, but his space was already more than half full.

"Stop now." He Yuzhu stopped his plan to continue harvesting. It wouldn't be easy for this world to recover its vitality. He still had plenty of time.

He killed a lot of people this month, including zombies and soldiers who stood in his way. In short, he was unscrupulous in this world. I am a non-beef eater!

He Yuzhu returned to Catherine's residence, but...

There was blood in the living room, and the bedroom door was violently damaged.

Downstairs, He Yuzhu found Catherine's body; she had jumped to her death.

"Catherine, I'm sorry I'm late!"

"Boom..." He Yuzhu dug a hole in the ground and then buried Catherine.

He was somewhat saddened, after all, Catherine was his first woman, and such a beautiful one at that.

But he knew he was just a passerby in this world.

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Looking at the countless supplies in the space, He Yuzhu didn't smile much. The reason was Catherine's death. He felt guilty and wished he could have gone back sooner.

But there are no "what ifs".

"Catherine, may you be happy in heaven!"

He Yuzhu composed himself and then chose to return to the main world.

Under a sky full of stars, in the main world it was night, and He Yuzhu appeared in his room.

There was no clock at home, so he didn't know the exact time, but everything was quiet, which meant it was very late.

Entering the side room and opening the door, I found my younger sister, He Yushui, fast asleep.

Back in his room, He Yuzhu lay down and quickly fell asleep. He was exhausted from the zombie world and drifted off to sleep as soon as he lay down.

The next day, He Yuzhu was woken up by He Yushui. When he opened his eyes, he saw He Yushui's teary-eyed appearance.

"Brother... I miss you so much. Where have you been all this time? Waaah..." He Yushui cried very sadly.

"Alright, stop crying, your brother's back now." He Yuzhu smiled and wiped away his sister's tears.

"Yes, brother, please don't leave again, I'm scared!" He Yushui sobbed.

"Okay, I promise I won't walk for such a long time again."

He Yushui stopped crying and started laughing.

He Yuzhu made egg noodles for his younger sister for breakfast, and the little girl ate them very happily.

He Yuzhu discovered that the girl had eaten all the food he had left behind, and he couldn't help but curse himself for being a bastard and that he should have come back earlier.

He must never stay in another world for so long again; he can come back anytime.

After breakfast, He Yushui and her friends went out to play. Now that summer vacation has started, the children are free.

He Yuzhu carried a net bag to Yi Zhonghai's house, of course, to thank the old lady for taking care of He Yushui.

"Zhu Zi, you've been gone for a whole month. You're so irresponsible." Yi Zhonghai, who hadn't gone to work yet, frowned as he looked at He Yuzhu.

"Uncle, I was held up by something," He Yuzhu said with a smile, placing the gift he was carrying on the table.

What he was carrying were two bottles of foreign red wine.

"Oh my... Pillar, is this wine?" An older woman looked at the wine bottle on the table covered with foreign writing in English and was very surprised.

"Hmm. Ma'am, this is foreign red wine, please have some with me."

"What kind of gift are you bringing, child?" an older woman said, while secretly hiding the wine.

An old man frowned. "Zhu Zi, where did you get this foreign liquor? Don't do anything reckless."

"Don't worry, sir, this wine is from a legitimate source. I wouldn't do anything reckless."

After chatting for a while, Yi Zhonghai suddenly said, "Zhu Zi, Jia Dongxu is getting married the day after tomorrow. Are you going to give a gift?"

He Yuzhu was taken aback. Jia Dongxu was getting married. Thinking of this, he said, "Uncle, how much will you all give as a gift?"

Yi Zhonghai said, "I'll give you 100,000. Don't follow my example; give me less."

He Yuzhu realized that 100,000 was the same as the later 10 yuan, so he nodded and said, "I'll give you 10,000." As he spoke, he took out a banknote and placed it on the table, "Uncle, please take this to me later."

He didn't want to comment on the Jia family's situation, but since they lived in the same compound, it would be unreasonable not to give a gift at their wedding.