The Path to Immortality of Silly Pillar in the Courtyard

After leaving Yi Zhonghai's house, He Yuzhu went home and got a net bag. He wanted to go to the front yard. When he passed Jia Dongxu's door, he saw four or five people busy at Jia Dongxu's house. Some were putting up "double happiness" characters, and some were helping to clean.

Jia Zhangshi acted like a conductor, directing others to do their work.

This was the first time the necromancer Jia Zhangshi had seen this old woman since he transmigrated, and she indeed had a sharp and mean appearance.

He walked to the front yard and headed towards Yan Bugui's house. Yan Bugui was squatting in the shade, enjoying the cool air. When he saw He Yuzhu coming over, he smiled and said, "Zhuzi, where are you going?" As he spoke, his eyes were still fixed on the things in He Yuzhu's hands.

"Uncle, I've brought you something." He Yuzhu smiled and handed the net bag to Yan Bugui.

Yan Bugui accepted the novel net bag with a shocked expression. He really didn't know what He Yuzhu meant by giving him a gift.

"Zhu Zi, what you've done..."

He Yuzhu smiled. He did this to thank Yan Bugui for taking care of his sister. He had heard He Yushui say that Yan Bugui took good care of her, taking her to and from school with him.

Whether others are stingy or not is none of his business. He should be grateful for their help, as he doesn't need such things.

Especially during the time he was away from home, Yan Bugui told his sister not to wander off.

"Uncle, I'm sorry to trouble you with the rainwater these days. It's just a small token of my appreciation."

"Oh my... Zhu Zi, you're too kind." Yan Bugui smiled so broadly that his eyes disappeared. This was the first time he had ever seen wine with foreign writing on it, so it must be expensive.

"Uncle, it's just a little bit of wine, please keep it for yourself."

"Okay!" Yan Bugui adjusted his glasses and immediately took the wine into the house, his quickness as if he was afraid that He Yuzhu would change his mind again.

After Yan Bugui came out, he said to He Yuzhu, "Zhuzi, where have you been making your fortune again?"

"Third Uncle, he went on a business trip and didn't do anything else."

He Yuzhu left after chatting for a while. After leaving the courtyard, he went to the No. 88 courtyard across the street.

As He Yuzhu walked into the courtyard, he looked at the antique-style courtyard house and sighed inwardly. It was indeed a courtyard house. In the future, this courtyard house alone would be worth a fortune.

There are two century-old ginkgo trees in the courtyard, with lush branches and leaves, and trunks with a diameter of two meters.

The main buildings of the courtyard houses are all quite nice, with blue brick and tile houses, flying eaves and upturned corners, exuding a classical atmosphere!

He Yuzhu was quite satisfied after looking around, but he had no plans to move in yet. He had the best main house in No. 95 Courtyard, and if he moved in, someone might covet it.

Besides, it would be too lonely for him and his sister to live in such a big courtyard house.

"Holy crap!" He Yuzhu suddenly slapped his forehead. He suddenly remembered that his fishing qualification for this month had expired and it was already next month.

With a creak, he pushed open the main door and went inside, then immediately entered the space.

"System, do I no longer have my fishing opportunity from last month?" Despite knowing the rules, He Yuzhu still asked.

"Yes, host, you can use this month's fishing opportunity."

"Okay." He Yuzhu picked up the fishing rod and casually cast it out.

"Squeak, squeak, squeak..." came the sound of the fishing line cutting through the water. The next second, the system voice rang out: "Congratulations, host, you've caught a stunning beauty!"

"What?" He Yuzhu was stunned as he put down his fishing rod and looked at the woman on the fishing platform!

A woman with skin as white as mutton fat lay on the fishing platform, and the key point was that this woman was only wearing a red bodice...

"Holy crap! What's going on?" He Yuzhu was completely bewildered. How could he possibly hook up with a woman?

However, when he saw the woman's face clearly, he was stunned again, because she was too beautiful! And wasn't this Yang Si from Hong Kong...? No, she was even more beautiful than that woman.

"Holy crap? System, where is this woman from?"

"Host, don't be surprised. All things in the heavens can be fished, and all things can be caught. It's just a woman." The system's voice was completely devoid of emotion.

"Oh, system, where is this woman from?"

The system's response the next second stunned He Yuzhu once again—utterly stunned!

"Host, this woman comes from the Water Margin world; her surname is Pan, and her given name is Jinlian!"

"Pfft...cough cough..." He Yuzhu choked on his own saliva after realizing what had happened.

"Cough cough cough... System... you're not kidding, are you?"

"Host, please check your message. The system is going into hibernation. You will be awakened again next time you go fishing."

After the system finished speaking, there was no further response.

"God..." He Yuzhu trembled as he walked toward the beautiful woman lying on the fishing platform, no, Pan Jinlian...

"This is Yang Si's version of Jinlian!" He Yuzhu was completely excited.

Meanwhile, in the world of Water Margin.

"My wife... my wife... where are you?"

In the dark of night, in a room lit by an oil lamp, a short man was searching for something.

The man was no more than 1.2 meters tall, ugly, with a full beard, and was anxiously calling out his wife's name.

He only went to the outhouse for a short while, and when he came back, his wife, who had been lying in bed, was gone.

"My wife..."

After searching up and down the stairs, the short man finally gave up. He plopped down on the ground, dejected. "Wife, are you finally gone?"

"Ah... Oh well, it's just my bad luck. How could I be worthy of a celestial beauty like you?"

"Brother...where are you? I miss you so much..." The short man finished speaking with tears streaming down his face.

In the main world, in the space where the heavens fish.

"Don't look at what you shouldn't see! Don't look at what you shouldn't see!" He Yuzhu said, but his eyes were fixed on the mermaid.

"This...this is Pan Jinlian?" He Yuzhu exclaimed, looking at the stunningly beautiful face. "She truly is a femme fatale; no wonder she bewitched Ximen Qing!"

"What should I do?" He Yuzhu swallowed hard, feeling conflicted. This Pan Jinlian was no good woman; she... had cheated on him!

But then again, you can't blame Pan Jinlian. If you put yourself in her shoes, even if you were Pan Jinlian, you would still cheat on her with a "handsome man" like Wu Dalang. You definitely would!

"Damn it!" He Yuzhu realized that since he had lured them into this mess, he had to take responsibility.

With trembling hands, He Yuzhu picked up Pan Jinlian. What a flawless mermaid!

In courtyard house number 88, He Yuzhu placed Pan Jinlian on the bed. Since there was no blanket on the bed, he quickly took out a space blanket from his spatial storage and spread it out. Then he found a white dress and quickly dressed Pan Jinlian in it.

Just as He Yuzhu finished dressing Pan Jinlian in her dress, Pan Jinlian slowly woke up.

When Pan Jinlian opened her eyes, she looked around, somewhat bewildered. Why had the environment changed? Then she saw the face of a stranger...

"Ah..." Pan Jinlian exclaimed in surprise, and then she saw the unfamiliar clothes she was wearing.