The factory director has a new skill every day, which has broken down the strategic deception bureau

The factory director has a new skill every day, which has broken down the strategic deception bureau

厂长一天一个绝活,把战忽局整破防了!

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To save the factory, Lin Tian started live-streaming sales to clear out inventory and save the factory.
Selling a drone could directly change the course of the war with Russia.
I was selling smart bird deterrents when an air force base called, sa

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To save the factory, Lin Tian started live-streaming sales to clear out inventory and save the factory.
Selling a drone could directly change the course of the war with Russia.
I was selling smart bird deterrents when an air force base called, saying their stealth aircraft had circled my factory three times and dared not land.
We sold some trendy fireworks, and a neighboring country called us overnight to ask if we were conducting border exercises.
I sold some car paint, and the traffic police came knocking on my door because the surveillance cameras couldn't capture the license plates of any of the cars that had been repainted.
A stealth coating was sold, and Russian purchasing agents placed a huge order. Sprayed on armored vehicles, it becomes undetectable by satellites, and its rust-proof effect is amazing.
The most outrageous thing was that the cannons were modified from individual thermobaric bombs. Russia bought a batch of them to hold a celebration, but the opposing positions retreated fifty kilometers overnight.
Just as Lin Tian was worrying about how to handle the situation, the people from the Strategic Deception Bureau arrived.
"Do you know that the stuff you're selling for 9.9 yuan is almost destroying the 'industrial backwardness' persona we've painstakingly built up over a decade ago? Now Russia is bragging to everyone about the 'mysterious factory in the East,' the Pentagon is holding meetings overnight to study us, and NATO is reassessing its military threat level. What do you suggest we do?"
"Or... how about we announce to the public that these are all 'manufactured by Yiwu Small Commodities Market'?"
The bureau chief spat out a mouthful of tea: "Who the hell believes that?"

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