Reborn at 80: From Village Scoundrel to Billionaire

Liu Bei: "..."

This scene looks a little sinister, doesn't it?

Suddenly, he shivered and immediately closed his eyes, no longer paying attention.

"It smells so good! Just like the scent of that young woman's breasts! Give me another kiss!"

Fan Ha'er smiled and pressed his lips against hers again.

The militiamen on either side of the cannon: "..."

We looked at each other, and goosebumps rose all over our bodies. We shivered and quickly closed our eyes to fall asleep, afraid that we would throw up if we looked at each other any longer.

……

Silent all night.

After Liu Bei got up, he skinned the dead weasel that Fan Erhe had brought yesterday.

"Brother Xiao Bei, your method really worked! Last night, we all finally got a good night's sleep, something we'd all been missing!"

"Today, you are still the commander-in-chief. Once we're deep in the forest, you tell us where to attack, and we'll attack there."

Fan Erhe walked over and patted Liu Bei on the shoulder.

For the past few days, I've been unable to sleep every night because of the weasel's antics.

After firing a few shots as instructed by Liu Bei last night, the weasels were truly frightened and remained completely still all night. It was the only good night's sleep they had had in recent days, and their respect for Liu Bei deepened even further.

Liu Bei waved his hand, "It's just one night, it's nothing. In the long run, we still need to completely eradicate the weasel problem as soon as possible. Only when it's completely eliminated can Director Fan and the others get a good night's sleep every night."

"Haha, you're right. Let's go, let's finish breakfast quickly and get going."

"good!"

……

Half an hour later,

The villagers from the three villages also rushed to the forest farm to meet up with Liu Bei and his group.

The village was divided into four groups, each with at least one hundred people. Liu Bei was naturally assigned to the first group, the forestry group.

"Let's go! Wipe out the weasels!"

"Eliminate the weasels!"

"Eliminate the weasels!"

……

Soon, led by Liu Bei and with a hunting dog by their side, everyone rushed into the deep forest.

Today's goal is singular: to conduct a thorough sweep of the forest, from the forest farm all the way to the vicinity of three villages. We'll catch any hedgehogs we encounter, and any squirrels we see. Whatever we come across, we'll catch it all.

They chatted and laughed all the way, and before they knew it, Liu Bei and his companions had entered the deep forest.

Fan Erhe immediately looked at Liu Bei, "Brother Xiao Bei, we're in. What's the next step?"

At this moment, Liu Bei saw countless red dots in his field of vision.

Under normal circumstances, he would have simply followed the clues in his line of sight to search.

But there are too many people today, and if he behaves too strangely, it will inevitably arouse suspicion.

So he specifically asked Fan Erhe to bring a hunting dog for searching, in order to provide cover.

He chuckled, patted the hunting dog's head, and took the weasel pelt from his shoulder, placing it in front of the dog. "It's simple. I'll lead the hunting dog to search for the weasel's hiding place. Once we find it, you four groups: one group will find other exits in the surrounding area as quickly as possible, one group will dig a tunnel, and the other two groups will be on standby. If you find a weasel escaping from a hole, don't hesitate, kill it on sight! But there's one thing you need to be careful about: don't tear the pelt. If the pelt is torn, it won't be worth anything."

"Okay. I'll do whatever you say. Let's get started," Fan Erhe agreed.

"Okay!" Liu Bei held the weasel pelt to the hunting dog's nose. "Dog, sniff this, then go find them, understand?"

"Woof woof~" The hunting dog barked a few times and immediately began sniffing around. After a while, it started searching in the deep forest.

Two minutes later,

The hound found the first small hole, which perfectly matched the location of a red dot in Liu Bei's line of sight.

Liu Bei immediately waved his hand, "There are weasels in this cave. Director Fan, you tell the master to dig them out. Uncle Shuanzhu, Uncle Tan, Dazhuang, Tan Si, Ha'er, you take a group of men and be on high alert. Kill any weasels that come out! The rest of you, continue searching with me!"

"Huh? We found it so quickly?" Some villagers refused to believe it.

"I trust Brother Xiao Bei. Give me the shovel; I'll dig the first hole myself!"

Seeing that some villagers were skeptical, Fan Erhe volunteered to grab a shovel and start digging himself.

He dug for a full three minutes, sweating profusely—

"Whoosh~"

Suddenly, a weasel poked its little head out and then tried to run away.

"Damn it! Grab it!"

With Old Tan's reminder

Soon, Li Dazhuang and Tan Si reacted quickly, attacking at the same time.

"Pfft~"

Instantly, the two of them fell to the ground at the same time.

One person grabbed one of the weasels' legs.

"Gotcha!"

"I caught him too!"

Li Dazhuang and Tan Si shouted excitedly in unison.

"Did you see that? If Brother Xiao Bei says it's there, then it's there. Besides, hunting dogs have noses that aren't just for show. What's the point of keeping one if it can't even do that?"

Fan Erhe was overjoyed upon seeing this.

"Wow, it really is true!" The village Party secretary gave a thumbs up. "No wonder Director Fan kept telling us that Comrade Xiao Bei was capable; seeing it today, it's truly amazing! Impressive!"

"Yes, Comrade Xiao Bei is really amazing. But that hunting dog is quite skilled too."

"Yes. They're both very capable. Much more capable than the young people in our village."

"Of course. My brother Xiao Bei has received banners from the county government and the public security bureau recognizing his act of bravery. At his age, among your three villages, who else is like him?"

The three village Party secretaries: "..."

The villagers: "..."

Everyone looked extremely awkward.

Hearing this, Fan Ha'er felt incredibly pleased and proud. "What's so special about that? My brother Bei has three beautiful sisters-in-law. After their wedding night, he's always been successful on the first try, never missing a shot. Which of you can do that?"

The villagers: "..."

Everyone opened their mouths wide, wanting to refute it.

But upon closer reflection, what Fan Ha'er said wasn't wrong.

Everyone in the surrounding villages knows that Liu Bei married three wives, had three children, and is divorced by all of them.

Even after getting divorced, he managed to stay in the same household and keep three women firmly by his side.

Compared to Liu Bei,

Many families can't even handle their shrewish wives.

How can anyone compare to Liu Bei?

From this perspective, Liu Bei is truly a master among men.

Immediately, the men from the three villages all gave a thumbs up.

"Comrade Xiao Bei is amazing!"

"Model Worker!"

"Yes, a model worker!"

……

Liu Bei: "..."

His whole face fell into embarrassment.

That idiot is back again.

However, this time it's not about the fight between Fan Shuanzhu and Chen Qiaolan.

Instead, he changed the subject to his three ex-wives.

Hey!

Could it be that Fan Shuanzhu secretly taught him?

"Brother Bei... Brother Bei, what are you daydreaming about? Everyone's praising you. Why don't you tell them how you learned your marksmanship, so we can all learn from you?"

"..."