Reborn at 80: From Village Scoundrel to Billionaire

"roll!"

Liu Bei kicked Fan Ha'er away.

Fan Ha'er scratched his head, somewhat confused. "Where...where did I go wrong? Brother Bei, your marksmanship is really accurate. It's not wrong to learn from you, is it?"

Liu Bei: "..."

He couldn't be bothered with Fan Ha'er anymore. "Doggy, let's go, let's continue."

Under Liu Bei's deliberate command and guidance, the hunting dogs worked very hard. In less than a minute, they found another hole. As Liu Bei said, some people first looked for other exits of the hole. After finding them, one group kept watch over the exits while the other group began to dig. Soon, two more weasels crawled out and tried to escape, but they were immediately killed by Li Dazhuang and his men.

"continue!"

Liu Bei didn't stop and continued on his way with the hunting dog.

Soon, excited voices rang out from Liu Bei and his group.

"Haha, I killed a weasel too, damn, that was great! You bunch of beasts caused trouble every night, tormenting us every night, now it's your turn to suffer, isn't it? Hahahaha..."

"I killed one too. You bastards, weren't you so good at causing trouble? Why don't you keep causing trouble? Why aren't you causing any more trouble now? You're asking for it!"

"Damn, I was a little slow, one of them got away."

"Bang! Haha, I hit it! I hit it! Awesome!"

"Comrade Liu Bei is really something. He even came up with this kind of method. If this continues, it won't be long before all the weasels in the entire forest are wiped out, right?"

"No wonder Comrade Liu Bei is such a sharpshooter; with that kind of brain, it's impossible for him not to be accurate!"

"Hey kid, you need to learn marksmanship from Comrade Liu Bei properly. Strive to achieve perfect accuracy, hitting the bullseye every time!"

"..."

As the people around him talked more and more outrageously, Liu Bei's forehead was covered in black lines.

It's all because of that silly idiot, Ha'er.

Sigh! Looks like I need to find Ha'er a woman as soon as possible, otherwise, who knows what kind of outrageous nonsense that happy guy will say next.

……

Time always passes by silently.

Before we knew it, it was noon again.

After a full day of sweeping, Liu Bei and his men not only killed many weasels in the process of capturing them, but also caught some hedgehogs, shrubs, squirrels, and snakes.

After resting for a while, Liu Bei and his men continued their sweep.

Using hunting dogs as cover, Liu Bei led the villagers on a thorough search of the forest, plunging the entire forest into fear and unease.

Gunshots could be heard every now and then, followed by the screams of the weasels and the terrifying laughter of the villagers.

It wasn't until after 5 p.m. that Liu Bei and his team stopped again to tally up the day's harvest.

This time, the forest farm and three villages mobilized a total of more than 1700 people. They had a good harvest in one day, killing more than 500 weasels.

Besides these, squirrels were the most numerous, followed by snakes, hedgehogs, and bushes.

After taking inventory, Liu Bei led his team back to the forest farm.

Upon returning, Liu Bei couldn't wait to give the order.

"Director Fan, the most valuable part of the weasel is its skin. Tell the workers to be careful and make sure it's intact, so there's no shortage of weight."

"Don't worry. They know what they're doing."

"Okay. It's dark now, so we don't need to sweep anymore. We'll continue sweeping tomorrow morning after it gets light. Also—"

After a pause, Liu Bei squinted and said, "Have the chefs set up the big pots. As we agreed before, hold a sacrificial ceremony, then a bonfire party, and stew all the weasel meat so the villagers can have a good meal. We need to make sure that all the weasels still hiding in the deep forest can smell the aroma of their own kind's meat and feel fear in their hearts."

"Don't worry. I know what to do."

"..."

Soon, Fan Erhe and the three village secretaries began to call people to peel the weasels.

The veteran employees of the forest farm were responsible for setting up the large cooking pot.

After each strip of yellow weasel skin is peeled off, it is thrown directly into a large pot to stew.

Of course,

Besides weasels, snakes, hedgehogs, shrubs, squirrels, and other animals also met their doom.

This night,

The area around the forest farm remained awake all night.

Singing, cheering, the crackling of flames, the aroma of stewed meat, the sounds of eating meat, and so on, spread outwards from the forest farm, reaching even deeper into the forest.

really.

Following Liu Bei's actions,

The weasels deep in the forest still didn't dare to make a sound tonight.

……

On the second day,

Liu Bei and the others woke up.

"I slept well again last night. It seems the weasel is really scared of Comrade Liu Bei's methods."

"Yes, this method really works. Without further ado, let's start sweeping!"

"Alright, let's go deep into the forest!"

……

this day,

Using the hunting dogs as cover, Liu Bei led everyone in another day of sweeping. By the end of the day, more than 600 weasels had been killed.

The bonfire party continued into the evening.

The meaty aroma of the wampee continued to waft deeper into the forest.

That night, the weasel remained silent.

And so, they carried out a large-scale cleanup for three days in a row, killing a total of three thousand weasels.

That evening, Liu Bei and his friends continued their bonfire party, feasting on large chunks of yellow-skinned meat.

When the aroma of meat wafted into the deep forest, the remaining weasels could no longer resist.

Smelling the familiar aroma of their own kind's flesh, they all cried.

But if they stay any longer in the face of the humans' frenzied sweeping, they will eventually be wiped out.

In order to survive, the weasels fled overnight.

Not only them, but also squirrels, bushes, hedgehogs, and so on, all ran away.

……

Liu Bei and his group were unaware of these things.

On the fourth day, he led his hunting dogs and the Fan Erhes to continue their sweep.

But as they swept along, they didn't find a single weasel.

not only,

All the other small animals also disappeared.

"Brother Bei, that's strange. How come we haven't found a single one today?"

Fan Ha'er scratched the back of his head, puzzled.

"No need to look anymore. Let's go back to the forest!" Liu Bei glanced around; still no red dots. "The weasels are probably scared enough to have all run away last night. They won't dare come back again."

Fan Erhe laughed heartily, "Good. Excellent. Now, we finally don't have to cause any more trouble. Brother Xiao Bei, thank you so much this time. Thank you."

"Yes, Brother Xiao Bei is very capable. I admire him!" The village party secretary gave a thumbs up.

"Yes. I admire him too. It's a pity I didn't have a daughter. If I had, I would definitely marry her off to Brother Xiao Bei."

"Uh, right. I don't have a daughter, but I have a cousin who's about the same age as you, Brother Xiao Bei. Brother Xiao Bei, would you like to consider it?"

"Old Lu, you're quite presentable even with your cousin? Little Bei, I have a sister-in-law who's very beautiful. Especially her...things. After she had her baby, there were still leftovers. You could keep eating them. Want to consider it?"

Liu Bei: "..."