Shipborne Special Forces.
Chapter 23 The Inhuman Physical Examination
As an overweight man, Wang Aiguo is very self-aware. He has undergone many physical examinations since childhood, and he has also experienced many instances where blood could not be drawn on the first attempt.
But what the nurse did next truly shocked him. Previously, if there was no blood after one injection, the nurse would simply pull out the needle and try again. But this nurse didn't pull out; instead, she recklessly inserted the needle into Wang Aiguo's wrist.
Wang Aiguo's face turned pale as he watched the needle go up and down inside his arm.
Huang Gang and the others behind him also had a drastic change in expression.
Xiao Tian stared at Wang Aiguo and exclaimed in horror, "Holy crap, is he sewing clothes?"
"This isn't sewing clothes, it's clearly sewing insoles!" Youjiang said seriously.
A minute later, Wang Aiguo noticed that his wrist had turned black, but no blood came out.
The nurse felt a little embarrassed at that moment, so she released the needle and turned to an older nurse, saying, "Head Nurse, this person seems to have no veins."
"Hey girl, don't think you can just insult people because you're pretty. You're the one with no blood vessels! If I didn't have blood vessels, what kind of monster would I be?"
"Godzilla!" came a voice from behind.
Wang Aiguo: "..."
.......
A moment later, an older nurse came over, looked at Wang Aiguo's blackened arm, and her expression changed slightly. Then she removed the needle.
"I'm sorry, young lady, you're an intern, your skills are limited. Here, raise your other hand, I'll draw your blood."
Looking at his blackened arm, Wang Aiguo felt like crying but had no choice but to raise his other arm.
As a result, the head nurse repeated the actions of the young nurse. Looking at their synchronized movements, there was no doubt that they came from the same school.
Finally, after being punched more than twenty times, pricked with seven or eight needles, and pricked more than twenty times, Wang Aiguo finally completed the blood draw.
After the blood draw was finished, Wang Aiguo looked at his two arms, which were now covered in bruises and black marks, and felt like crying.
....
After finishing lunch, Wang Aiguo lay on the bed looking utterly dejected.
Actually, lunch break in the recruit camp is never a planned event, but today, because everyone was exhausted from the 3,000-meter run this morning, Uncle Bi had a change of heart and let everyone rest at noon.
Looking at Wang Aiguo's dejected appearance, Huang Gang felt sorry for the fat man. He'd already injured his legs this morning, and now both his hands were useless too; he was truly having a run of bad luck.
After thinking for a moment, Huang Gang decided to talk to Wang Aiguo about something else to distract him.
"Sanbai, what are your hobbies at home?"
"To protect Arad and the continent of Azeroth," Wang Aiguo said calmly, lying on his bed and looking at the upper bunk.
These two names were very distinctive, and as soon as he opened his mouth, Xiao Tian excitedly jumped out and said to Wang Aiguo, "You play Dungeon Fighter Online and World of Warcraft too?"
"Yes." Wang Aiguo nodded.
Then Xiao Tian excitedly started chatting with Wang Aiguo about things related to the game. Suddenly, Huang Gang spoke up, "You guys are talking about such technical things. Can someone explain to me the difference between enhancement and enchantment?"
Wang Aiguo glanced at Huang Gang, who was clearly a complete novice at the game, and then leisurely said, "This is very simple. Let me give you an example. When you were a kid, you went out to fight. You couldn't win with your bare hands, so you grabbed a wooden stick to make up the numbers. That's what enhancement is."
"Oh, what about enchantments?"
"Enchanting is like putting some shit on that stick," Wang Aiguo explained casually.
Huang Gang: "..."
"This is the most disgusting explanation of game terminology I've ever heard," Xiao Tian said speechlessly.
....
After a good night's sleep, Wang Aiguo felt much better. However, as soon as he got up and saw the blazing sun outside the window, his mood started to sour again.
What do new recruits look forward to most in boot camp? It must be rain, because as long as it rains, everyone can go to the TV room and study political lessons in peace.
To be honest, it's not that everyone wants to be lazy; they just feel that raising political awareness is more important. However, Bi Fujian and his colleagues always think they're trying to slack off, so they absolutely won't have a political class unless it rains.
After half a month there, Wang Aiguo felt that there must be some kind of celestial master among the instructors at Chenyang Recruit Camp. Otherwise, how could it have been half a month without a single drop of rain?
Of course, Wang Aiguo's side wasn't without its own "Imperial Observatory," for example, Li Zimu, who lived in their dormitory, was the first astronomical observer.
In the first few days after arriving, Xiao Li used ancient divination methods to explain to Wang Aiguo and others the signs of rain.
For example, on his first day there, Xiao Li said that he observed the moon and noticed that it was blurry, so he knew it would rain the next day.
The next day, the sun shone brightly and the temperature reached 37 degrees Celsius.
On the morning of the third day, Xiao Li said that he observed ants on the ground crawling towards higher places, which meant it would definitely rain that day.
On the third day, the sun shone brightly and the temperature reached 37.5 degrees Celsius.
Xiao Li, who guessed wrong twice, was pinned to the bed and brutally beaten by Wang Aiguo and his gang. Is this even acceptable? Is it fun to give people hope only to dash it again?
The sobbing student, Xiao Li, cried to everyone, "It's true! I really saw ants crawling from the ground up the steps!"
"It's just a roadside step, what the hell is 'high'?!" Wang Aiguo and the others roared.
Then on the fourth day, they decided to find another expert to make a prediction, and Ma Xiaofeng was honorably "appointed".
That evening, Ma Xiaofeng went to great lengths, even taking a rag from a mop and wearing it on his head to impersonate a wizard. He also wrapped everyone's clothes in white sheets to make a makeshift rain-making doll.
As everyone knows, rain-making dolls only work when hung high up. So, in the end, everyone worked together to hang the doll on the electric fan.
However, because the white sheet was quite large, the rain-seeking doll was basically life-size.
Then, after lights out that day, when Grandpa Bi was checking the dolls for the first time, he was so frightened by the rain-praying doll in Wang Aiguo's dormitory that he almost wet his pants.
Late at night, a life-sized rain-praying doll was hung in the dormitory in a hanging pose. Doesn't that scare you?
That very day, Wang Aiguo's dormitory became famous in Team 12. At 11 p.m., everyone in Team 3 gathered in the TV room on the second floor to watch Wang Aiguo and others holding rain dolls.
Wang Aiguo and others were speechless. What's wrong with asking for rain? It's just a rain-making doll. We took it away this morning.
It was after that incident that Wang Aiguo realized that if it weren't for Grandpa Bi's interference, they might have actually managed to bring rain.
Unfortunately, the ceremony was interrupted, so it hardly rained at all during Wang Aiguo's entire recruit camp.
Why…….
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