Shipborne Special Forces.
Chapter 31 The Long-Awaited Return
The chicken... wasn't it in the henhouse? How did it fly out?
Grandpa Bi's face was filled with terror; he had realized that something must have happened.
At the same time, the monks and others were also shocked.
As a Shaolin monk who grew up in the temple, I've seen people break trees, smash walls, and even run on water.
But this was the first time he had ever seen someone bump into something and cause a bunch of chickens to pop out.
Wang Aiguo was stunned, because the monk had told him to ram the wall with all his might, and he actually did. The moment he hit it, he was shocked to find that the wall was as thin as paper.
With a casual bump, he actually passed right through the wall. Of course, passing through the wall wasn't the scariest part; the scariest part was that there was something behind the wall.
There was a chicken coop behind the wall!
In an instant, startled chickens filled the sky, with some roosters even flying two stories high.
While Wang Aiguo and the others were completely bewildered, something even more terrifying happened: there was a groaning sound coming from behind Wang Aiguo.
Theoretically, there shouldn't be anyone behind Wang Aiguo, since he was already lying on the ground. But somehow, a groan came from behind him.
"Ouch, you're crushing me!"
The moment the sound was made, the scene fell silent.
Wang Aiguo's forehead was covered in cold sweat. He slowly sat up and looked behind him. Yes, there was someone beneath him.
"Quartermaster!" Wang Aiguo's miserable cry echoed through the sky. He had finally messed up. He had actually pinned down the person that the 12th team could not afford to offend.
The quartermaster, the cook's direct superior, had the final say on what dishes to eat and how much to serve each day. Wang Aiguo could disregard even the team leader, but he couldn't afford to offend the quartermaster. The meat on their table was already insufficient; if they offended the quartermaster as well… Wang Aiguo couldn't even imagine how much the food would be reduced.
Just as they were standing there in a daze, the captain's voice came from the window: "What the hell are you all standing there for? Aren't you going to catch a chicken? If we lose even one chicken, none of you will be eating tomorrow!"
"Yes!" Everyone immediately snapped out of their daze and then went out like madmen to catch chickens.
Wang Aiguo quickly cleared away the bricks and stones to rescue the quartermaster below.
"Quartermaster, are you alright?"
The quartermaster sat up, rolled his eyes, and said, "All I wanted was a cigarette. I hid in the chicken coop, and you still managed to find me?"
"Um...it was just an accident. By the way, are you alright?"
The quartermaster wiped his face and was then shocked to find red liquid gushing from his head.
"There must be... something going on."
"These days are getting harder and harder to bear," Wang Aiguo thought with a pained expression.
.......
Fortunately, Wang Aiguo and his group had a large number of people, and they were all very talented. The martial monk led everyone to catch chickens, while Wang Aiguo and the divine doctor first carried the quartermaster aside, washed his face, and helped him stop the bleeding and bandage his wounds.
The so-called "miracle doctor," a man who claimed to be a graduate of a traditional Chinese medicine university, not only frantically bandaged the wound, but also did a terrible job. After he finished, the quartermaster ended up with a pair of "rabbit ears" on his head.
Wang Aiguo glanced at the quartermaster, then looked at the divine physician with a complicated expression.
"Brother, where did you learn your bandaging skills?"
"You don't know anything! This bandage is for easy replacement," the doctor said without batting an eye.
Upon hearing Wang Aiguo's words, the quartermaster took out his phone and glanced at it. Then he turned off his phone and stared at the "miracle doctor" with disbelief.
Whether Wang Aiguo believes it or not is not important; what's important is... the quartermaster must believe it!
The doctor smiled awkwardly, then reached out and further adjusted the bandage for the quartermaster.
"Quartermaster, this is really for easy replacement. If you don't think it looks good, I'll fix it up for you."
Then Wang Aiguo watched as the miracle doctor tied a bow on the quartermaster's head.
At this moment, Wang Aiguo put his hand to his forehead and thought, "This is supposed to be a miracle doctor? He's probably a lunatic!"
At that moment, Grandpa Bi also appeared at the door of the quartermaster's dormitory. As soon as he saw the quartermaster, he was stunned.
"Quartermaster, are you dressed like that to try and look cute at a funeral?"
Well, wearing a white cloth on your head isn't scary; what's scary is having a big bow on the white cloth.
On this very day, the deep-seated feud between Wang Aiguo's dormitory and the quartermaster was officially established.
.......
During dinner that evening, Wang Aiguo looked at the small half-bowl of meat on the table with a solemn expression.
"Monk, I heard you're a vegetarian."
"Excuse me, I've returned to secular life," the monk said calmly, glancing at the half-bowl of meat.
Huang Gang took a deep breath and said to Wang Aiguo, "Don't you think you bear full responsibility for the current situation?"
"The monk said at the time that he would take responsibility if the building collapsed."
"I'll take responsibility for the wall, but if you bump into it, it's my responsibility too?" the monk said, rolling his eyes.
"If that's the case, the miracle doctor is also responsible. If it weren't for the bow-tie bandage he tied, he wouldn't have angered the quartermaster."
"Ultimately, it's all because Xiao Tian insisted on learning kung fu. Would something like this have happened if he had just taken a proper lunch break?"
"But you guys went too, didn't you?" Xiao Tian retorted.
"The monks taught it too!"
"this……"
Haha, they turned on each other over a plate of meat. What happened to the camaraderie they were supposed to have?
.......
That night, as usual, Grandpa Bi did his night check. He found that everyone in the other dorms was lying down, but everyone in Wang Aiguo's dorm was wrapped in blankets, sitting cross-legged on their beds, each with a bucket of instant noodles in hand.
"This..." Grandpa Bi wanted to say something, but seeing Wang Aiguo's nervous look, he decided to pretend he didn't see anything. As long as he was there, that was enough.
"I'm submitting my demobilization application this year; I never want to be a soldier again," Grandpa Bi made the decision as soon as he returned to his dormitory.
.......
Time: March 12, 8
Location: Chenyang Recruit Camp
Weather: The autumn heat wave has arrived, it's incredibly hot and humid.
This week, Wang Aiguo and the others felt things weren't going well. The quartermaster was constantly watching them, and they hadn't been able to get a decent meal.
Left with no other choice, Wang Aiguo and others began to "find their own way to make a living".
The so-called "making a living on your own" means playing various games, and when you lose, you have to treat everyone to instant noodles.
Because of the high frequency of consumption, people can no longer afford even cup noodles. Cup noodles come with two noodle cakes, but in reality, they are only about the size of one bag of noodles.
Since everyone had a bowl anyway, they simply switched to instant noodles in packets, which were cheap and filling.
Of course, this only applies to ordinary people; Wang Aiguo is an exception. He alone can eat half a box.
However, after getting to know them better, everyone realized that the monks had quite a large appetite. One monk could probably eat half as much as Wang Aiguo.
Huang Gang has been having a run of bad luck these past few days, losing several times already. So, as the loser, Huang Gang gritted his teeth and decided to go all in.
Let's have a peeing contest and see who can pee the farthest.
To be honest, Wang Aiguo didn't know where Huang Gang got the confidence to think he could win.
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