Shipborne Special Forces.
Chapter 32 Life is full of times when the eight characters don't match.
Huang Gang confidently proposed the peeing contest, leaving everyone bewildered. No one knew why he was so confident. However, as the loser of the previous game, he certainly had the right to choose which game to play.
So, at midday, everyone had to run out of the building and go to the public toilets on the playground to compete.
As for why we needed to go outside, it was mainly because the toilets inside the building weren't long enough. Of course, more importantly, the toilets inside the building were cleaned by Wang Aiguo's dormitory staff.
But the large toilets on the playground are different; they are cleaned by the eleventh team.
As he walked out of the building, Wang Aiguo pondered the deeper meaning behind Huang Gang's game proposal.
Thinking about it carefully, this game seems to be at a disadvantage for him. After all, he is a fat man weighing over 200 pounds. How good can you expect a fat man weighing over 200 pounds to be?
But thinking about it carefully, he's a homebody. He's never had a girlfriend and doesn't even have a hobby like masturbation. With his 20+ years of virginity, he's probably no worse than them.
More importantly, he doesn't smoke. Most people in his dorm smoke, and everyone should know what the effects of smoking are. Wang Aiguo doesn't smoke, which is a significant advantage.
Thinking this, Wang Aiguo was immediately filled with confidence. Even if he wasn't first, he shouldn't be last either.
Just as this group of people were walking towards the public toilet, there was a man squatting behind it, frantically smoking a cigarette.
……
"These new recruits are impossible to manage. They won't even let them smoke a cigarette since they arrived. How can we live like this?" The quartermaster squatted behind the latrine, cursing the person who issued the no-smoking order in his heart.
The military actually started banning smoking a long time ago, but because there were so many smokers, it didn't have much effect in the short term.
Later, the higher-ups felt that instead of solving the smoking problem of those long-time smokers, it would be better to start with children. Those new recruits would undergo six months of training, and if they didn't smoke for six months, they would basically quit smoking. Therefore, the smoking ban was mainly aimed at the new recruit camps.
After the smoking ban was issued, many new recruits struggled to adapt. However, the military enforces orders strictly, so there was little they could do. To set a good example, Grandpa Bi voluntarily quit smoking and ordered all the non-commissioned officers in the 12th squad not to smoke.
Jia Qu is one thing, since he's still young, but the quartermaster, a heavy smoker, has really suffered because of the captain.
If it weren't for Grandpa Bi's strict rule, he wouldn't have gone to the vegetable garden behind the chicken coop to smoke.
He went there for a smoke, and it almost sent him to the underworld.
The quartermaster was furious at the thought of this. He still had a big bow tied around his head, all thanks to Wang Aiguo and the others.
As for why he didn't go to the medical unit to have the bandage on his head changed, the main reason was that all the medics in the recruit camp were incredibly gossipy. This wound on his head was now arguably the greatest humiliation he'd ever suffered since joining the army… no, since birth!
So he'd rather keep that bow than go to the medical unit. If the medics found out, the whole recruit camp would know in less than a day.
Today, his craving for cigarettes flared up again. He couldn't smoke in the building, and his vegetable garden had been destroyed, so he had no choice but to hide behind the large toilet to smoke.
The fact that the quartermaster was forced into this situation pushed him to the brink of collapse.
……
In the blink of an eye, Wang Aiguo and the others arrived at the main toilet under Huang Gang's guidance.
Everyone was also in a real hurry to go to the toilet because Huang Gang had proposed the competition before dinner. So, in order to make the results look better, everyone drank two large bottles of mineral water after dinner, and now everyone's bladders were about to burst.
As soon as they got to the restroom, the group couldn't wait to start the competition, and Huang Gang took the lead and was the first to go on stage.
Everyone was shocked when Huang Gang made his move.
"Holy crap, Huang Gang, you're something else! Two and a half beds, don't tell me you're still a virgin?" Wang Aiguo looked at Huang Gang in shock.
Huang Gang blushed slightly and didn't speak, but he nodded slightly.
Everyone fell silent.
The second one was Wang Aiguo. Although he had 20 years of training since childhood, as a fat man, his body was really not in good condition, and he barely managed to urinate for a minute and a half.
The remaining group consisted of roughly one and a half to two people, barely better off than Wang Aiguo.
Xiao Tian, on the other hand, is a young man who dreams of joining the Marine Corps. He's incredibly fit and can pee so much that he can pee three times the size of a bed, surpassing Huang Gang in strength.
Soon only two people remained. Wang Aiguo looked at the divine doctor and the martial monk and sighed helplessly.
"I guess I can't escape this meal today," Wang Aiguo thought to himself.
However, the truth always surprises everyone. No one expected that this miracle doctor would not even be able to get through a single bed.
After urinating, the doctor looked at everyone and awkwardly scratched his head, saying, "Hehe, well, the main reason I joined the army is because I had too many girlfriends, and then they found out about me. In the end, I joined the army to avoid them."
Everyone: "..."
The last person to appear has appeared, a result that surprised everyone. However, this is good news for Wang Aiguo, as at least he doesn't have to treat everyone to a meal.
Everyone had finished their "battle," leaving only the last monk. Everyone was still very curious about the monk; after all, he was a Shaolin monk, a monster who could jump off buildings barehanded—everyone wanted to know what kind of achievements he had.
As expected, the monks lived up to expectations, surprising everyone with their first move.
A fountain about three meters high was seen shooting out directly from the small window above the toilet.
"Awesome!" Everyone was surprised and couldn't help but give the monk a thumbs up.
To be able to do something like this is inhuman!
Just as everyone was marveling at the situation, a figure suddenly appeared at the toilet door.
Everyone glanced at it... Heh, it's the quartermaster.
As everyone looked at the dripping bow on the quartermaster's head, a bad feeling suddenly crept into their hearts.
"This can't be such a coincidence..."
A deathly silence filled the air. The group stared at each other, none of them uttering a word.
....
After a while, the quartermaster couldn't take it anymore and burst out cursing, "Damn it, it's you again! Have you nothing better to do than pour water out when you come out to pee?"
"Pour water? No way..." Wang Aiguo thought with a pained expression. They already guessed what had happened to the quartermaster. But it wasn't really their fault; after all, who would have thought someone would be squatting behind the toilet!
At the crucial moment, the monk suddenly jumped out and shouted, "Quartermaster, we were wrong! We won't do it again, really!"
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