Shipborne Special Forces.
Chapter 33 The Events That Continue to Escalate
When the quartermaster saw the monks jump out, his eyelids twitched. To be honest, he really didn't want to see Wang Aiguo and the others again.
"Damn it, a bunch of brats, stop messing around like that." With that, the quartermaster turned and walked towards the building.
"Phew." Everyone breathed a sigh of relief as the quartermaster left.
Looking at the monk, You Jiang couldn't help but say, "Monk, your survival instinct is pretty good!"
"What else can we do? What if the quartermaster finds out that it's urine..." Before the monk could finish speaking, another figure appeared at the door. Everyone looked and exclaimed, "Huh? The quartermaster is back again!"
"Wait a minute, something seems off... What the hell did you use to pour the water?"
After taking two steps, the quartermaster suddenly realized a problem: Wang Aiguo and the others didn't have any tools. So how the hell were they pouring the water out?
Everyone remained silent, but their eyes unconsciously drifted towards the monk.
The monk was sweating profusely with anxiety, but he couldn't say a word.
Seeing the monk's strange expression, the quartermaster had a bad feeling. He slowly wiped his face, then sniffed it...
"Aaaaaah, this is fucking pee! I'll kill you all!"
That noon, Wang Aiguo and his entire dormitory ran three kilometers while being chased by the quartermaster.
Yeah, this is a real chase!
....
That evening, everyone looked at the bowl of braised pork on the table, and for a moment, no one knew what to say.
For the past few days, the amount of meat on their table has been less than on other tables, but at least it was half a bowl. But today, their large bowl of braised pork only had eight pieces... no, it should be said, eight slices of meat.
Wang Aiguo was on the verge of tears; he couldn't go on like this anymore!
"Let's retire from the army!" Wang Aiguo said with a mournful face.
"Yes." The remaining seven nodded with tears in their eyes.
At this moment, Grandpa Bi also noticed the odd behavior at Wang Aiguo's table. So he said to Jia Qu, "What's going on at Wang Aiguo's table? A little less meat the other day was one thing, but today this is going too far!"
"I don't know, but the quartermaster's face turned ashen this afternoon, like a corpse beetle." As he spoke, Jia Qu pointed to the quartermaster, who was squatting against the wall of the mess hall.
Grandpa Bi glanced at the quartermaster, then at Wang Aiguo, and finally decided to leave the matter alone.
Because he had a gut feeling that this mess was going to be difficult to manage!
.......
After dinner, although the Divine Doctor lost the game, the monk and Huang Gang ended up jointly funding the purchase of instant noodles.
Besides the monks, Huang Gang also bears secondary responsibility for what happened today. After all, it wasn't his bad idea that led to this situation.
However, just as everyone was buying "food reserves" and preparing for a tough tug-of-war with the quartermaster.
To everyone's surprise, the next morning, Wang Aiguo and the others were astonished to find that the quartermaster was being carried onto an ambulance on a stretcher.
Wang Aiguo and the others were stunned. Wasn't this guy perfectly fine yesterday?
Then Wang Aiguo heard Grandpa Bi standing beside the ambulance, asking in confusion, "He was fine at dinner yesterday, how come he developed a high fever last night? They said it was some kind of wound infection and inflammation, with signs of worsening. What happened?"
After hearing Grandpa's words, Wang Aiguo and the others were all stunned. What kind of crazy move was this?
At that moment, everyone's gaze towards the monk changed.
You Jiang glanced at the monk with a complicated expression and said in a low voice, "You... have uremia, don't you?"
Monk: "..."
.......
After the morning exercise, everyone else was washing up in the washroom, but the monk suddenly took off his clothes and decided to take a cold shower.
As for why, others might not know, but Wang Aiguo and the others knew very well. This guy almost peed all the way to the funeral home! If he doesn't take a proper bath soon, he might end up in the crematorium next time.
Seeing the monk taking a bath with a towel, Wang Aiguo thought for a moment, then went back to his dormitory, took out a bath sponge, and handed it to him.
"You should use this one; it cleans better."
Monk: "..."
"Yours is obviously no good, use this one, I just bought it." With that, Xiao Tian stopped Wang Aiguo and handed the monk a bath towel.
The monk was even more bewildered, but before he could speak, Huang Gang pulled Xiao Tian aside again, holding a shoe brush and saying, "You guys aren't good enough. This is the only thing a monk can handle. Monk, take this. I just bought it. Don't be shy."
The monk stared at everyone with an expression of utter disgust, as if he'd seen shit; at that moment, he was also internally devastated. He had no idea what was wrong with the quartermaster!
Just then, You Jiang rushed in from outside, carrying a large toilet brush.
"You all move aside, none of yours will do. Here, Monk, use this, it'll be clean!" With that, Youjiang handed the toilet brush to the monk.
The monk's eyelids twitched twice, and he said with a speechless expression, "Is my body made of porcelain?"
"I think you should just get it cut off."
Finally, the divine doctor came up and handed the monk a kitchen knife.
Don't ask where this kitchen knife came from; Wang Aiguo has always suspected that this rusty knife was left in the toilet to cut up excrement.
If the monk hadn't been in good health that day, he might have died on the spot.
....
The quartermaster was carried away early in the morning. He should have been the most upset, but actually, the most upset person was Grandpa Bi.
Because when the quartermaster was carried away in the morning, a crowd of onlookers saw him, and everyone's focus was on... the huge bow on the quartermaster's head.
After breakfast, the new recruits went to clean up. Then, Deep Sea Shark from the 11th Squad walked up to Grandpa Bi with a sly grin and said sarcastically, "Old Bi, your squad's training pace is really fast! They're already teaching bandaging, and the bow-tie method at that. Are they trying to get the wounded to go to the hospital and act cute?"
Grandpa Bi rolled his eyes at the deep-sea shark. It was his fault. He thought that the quartermaster, who usually kept to himself, would not be noticed, so he didn't take it seriously even though the quartermaster had a bow tie on his head.
But who knew that the quartermaster would be taken away by an ambulance today? Now the secret about the quartermaster is out of reach.
After saying that, the deep-sea shark didn't give Grandpa Bi a chance. It turned around, laughed loudly, and left, leaving Grandpa Bi with a dark face.
So at noon that day, while the other teams were taking their lunch break, Grandpa Bi rang the assembly bell and gathered everyone in the TV room to teach them how to bandage.
Of course, Wang Aiguo's dormitory was seated in the very front row.
....
"This noon, I'll teach you all how to do emergency bandaging in the military. After you learn it, please put it into practice. Don't go around putting a bow on someone's bandage." As Grandpa Bi spoke, he kept glancing intently at Wang Aiguo.
Wang Aiguo was completely bewildered. What the hell did this have to do with him? Wasn't this the work of a miracle doctor?
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