Shipborne Special Forces.

Chapter 34 What is love!

Wang Aiguo was completely dumbfounded. These days, you can sit at home and suddenly be blamed. He didn't even know how to bandage someone, and yet he was inexplicably being framed.

However, in Grandpa Bi's view, Wang Aiguo is currently the culprit behind everything in Wang Aiguo's dormitory. If anything involves Wang Aiguo's dormitory, then basically blaming Wang Aiguo is the right thing to do. Either he did it, or it's related to him.

Ignoring Wang Aiguo's shocked expression, Grandpa Bi pointed to the doctor next to Wang Aiguo and said, "Come on, come out and be a model for a bit."

"Oh." The doctor nodded, secretly delighted. Luckily, Grandpa Bi didn't realize that the bow-shaped bandage was his handiwork, otherwise his reputation as a miracle doctor would have been ruined.

Sitting obediently behind Grandpa Bi, Grandpa Bi began to teach everyone how to bandage the doctor's body, stroke by stroke.

Military first aid is actually quite comprehensive, basically covering bandaging of various body parts, such as the arms, head, chest, and shoulders.

After explaining the bandaging process, Grandpa Bi brought over a mat and had the miracle doctor lie down on it.

After teaching how to bandage, Grandpa Bi began to teach everyone first aid. The most important part of first aid is cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR).

While gesturing to the doctor, Grandpa Bi said to everyone, "You see, CPR isn't something you can just do on a whim. First, you have to clear any foreign objects from the mouth, and then you have to determine the location of the chest compressions."

As Grandpa Bi taught on stage, the crowd below erupted in commotion. Most people didn't know this knowledge, so they felt they had learned something new today.

After Grandpa Bi found the correct position for CPR, he looked up at everyone and said, "Do you know what the most important thing in CPR is?"

The group looked at each other, unsure of what to say.

Seeing that no one reacted, Grandpa Bi frowned slightly and asked Wang Aiguo in front of him, "Wang Aiguo, tell me, what's the most important thing in CPR?"

Wang Aiguo frowned and pondered for a moment before slowly saying, "Rescue personnel cannot weigh more than 200 pounds, otherwise they may easily crush the patient!"

Grandpa Bi: "..."

"It's love, it's love! You must have love in your heart, only then will you give it your all! And you're still talking about 200 pounds? Do you think everyone is like you?!" Grandpa Bi shouted at Wang Aiguo.

Wang Aiguo was yelled at so hard he was covered in spittle. At that moment, he was also feeling utterly defeated. What did this have to do with him? Wasn't this the question you asked yourself, Grandpa Bi? If you don't know the answer, can't you just give me one?

This incident made Wang Aiguo seriously suspect that Bi Fujian might have entered menopause prematurely, given his volatile temper.

It took Grandpa Bi a while to regain his composure, and then he looked at everyone and said, "So, do you know how to show compassion when saving someone?"

The group looked at each other in bewilderment.

Saving lives demonstrates love; even God probably doesn't know the answer to this strange question.

Seeing that everyone remained silent, Grandpa Bi had no choice but to call on another person to answer the question.

This time he chose the right descent.

"Right-down, do you know how to show compassion during first aid?"

"Is this... correct?"

You Jiang thought for a moment, then walked over to the divine doctor and plopped down on his waist.

Everyone was stunned. What kind of bizarre operation was this? Before anyone could say anything, they saw You Jiang's buttocks moving up and down on the doctor's waist while pressing on the doctor's chest.

Everyone was stunned by You Jiang's incredible movement. This wasn't love, this looked more like... ecstasy...

"Um, should I call 120 first? I reckon You Jiang will be beaten to death later," Huang Gang whispered behind Wang Aiguo.

"I think this is a good idea." Everyone nodded.

As expected, just as Huang Gang had guessed, Grandpa Bi's face turned pale with anger, and then he raised his hand and kicked him.

"I'll fucking kill you..." Grandpa Bi kicked You Jiang right away.

However, to Grandpa Bi's surprise, You Jiang reacted incredibly quickly. The moment he raised his foot, You Jiang dodged it. Grandpa Bi, however, couldn't stop his kick, and ended up landing on the ground in a split, slamming into the doctor.

"Ah~~~~~"

Two screams echoed through the 12th team's building. Wang Aiguo could only smile bitterly as he watched the scene unfold before him.

"No need to call 120. Let's chip in and buy a wreath. I reckon... Youjiang is doomed."

After that day, Grandpa Bi locked himself in his room and wouldn't come out. According to rumors from the sanitation team, Grandpa Bi had a ligament sprain and would have to walk like a crab for at least two weeks.

As for the miracle doctor... thankfully he didn't get a circumcision, otherwise he would have been at the hospital accompanying the instructor.

What Grandpa Bi meant by "love" was actually to encourage everyone to move less forcefully, because brute force cannot be used in first aid. Excessive force during CPR can easily break the patient's sternum, and in severe cases, it can even puncture the heart.

....

Actually, the departure of the quartermaster did have some benefits for Wang Aiguo and the others; at least their meals returned to normal.

Grandpa Bi didn't show up for dinner; Jia Qu brought the food up for us.

You Jiang spent the afternoon in fear and trembling. He had thought that Grandpa Bi would make things difficult for him, but to his surprise, Grandpa Bi was so badly injured that he didn't pay any attention to him for a moment.

It wasn't until 8 p.m., just as You Jiang was about to wash up and go to bed, that Jia Qu appeared in front of him.

"Right Demotion, the captain said that from today onwards, you will be on duty for the first shift in the corridor every night."

After Jia Qu finished speaking, You Jiang was stunned.

The so-called "stairwell watch" is actually just standing at the building entrance to prevent strangers from entering. The main purpose of this duty post is to help new recruits gradually adapt to the military's duty system.

Every new recruit has to participate in the corridor duty, in three-hour shifts, with two people on each shift. The so-called first shift is actually from 9 pm to 12 am.

Theoretically, this should be done on a rotating basis, but the right-wing demotion clearly received "care" from Bi Fujian.

Jia Qu said that Grandpa Bi asked him to take the night watch in the stairwell, but he didn't say how long he would have to stay on duty. In other words, starting today, You Jiang will have to sleep two hours less than everyone else every day.

You Jiang stared at Jia Qu with a distorted expression, and said in horror, "Jia Qu, how long am I supposed to keep this up? I can't stand losing two hours of sleep every day."

"You've committed a serious offense. I reckon you'll be carrying this burden until the captain can walk normally again," Jia Qu said earnestly, patting You Jiang on the shoulder.

Right Jiang immediately felt terrible. According to this logic, wouldn't he be unable to get a good night's sleep for at least half a month?

However, just as You Jiang was about to say something, Jia Qu continued, "I advise you to do as I say. If you cause any more trouble, I'm not sure what the captain will do."

Right Descends: "..."

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