Shipborne Special Forces.
Chapter 82 Public Subjects Amidst Constant Disasters
The monk sat up in pain, looking utterly dejected. He'd tried to show off by plugging a leak, but ended up knocking out the right-hand man. Then he tried to hug a girl, but before he could even get comfortable, he threw her away. Finally, he was sprawled out, completely disoriented, and even got stepped on.
Just as the monk was feeling dejected, Grandpa Bi walked up to him and gently patted him on the shoulder.
"Captain!" The monk looked at Grandpa Bi with an excited expression. Was Grandpa Bi patting him so gently to comfort him?
"Starting tomorrow, you're going to run 20 kilometers with Wang Aiguo." After saying that, Grandpa Bi walked away without looking back.
Monk: "...Is this what they call 'misfortunes never come singly'?"
.......
Wang Aiguo left, carrying Liu Wenjun and running off with Sister Leopard. All the boys who saw Wang Aiguo carrying Liu Wenjun felt a pang of regret that they weren't the ones carrying the girl.
But then everyone thought again, it's better for Wang Aiguo to carry a girl than for the martial monk to carry her, this monk is the most shameless.
So when Bi Fujian had the martial monk run with Wang Aiguo, everyone secretly cheered. This is the legendary retribution for evil deeds; it's not that retribution won't come, it's just that the time hasn't arrived yet!
By the time Wang Aiguo returned after all that commotion, it was almost dinnertime. As soon as he got back, Grandpa Bi approached him and asked, "Wang Aiguo, how did that girl go?"
"The military doctor said there's nothing seriously wrong, it's just low blood sugar. But there's one additional problem that's a bit tricky."
"What's the problem?" everyone asked curiously.
Wang Aiguo looked embarrassed, then looked at the monk and said, "When this guy threw the person down, he scraped the other person's forehead, so... Liu Wenjun is disfigured."
Everyone gasped, and the next moment, everyone looked at the monk with pity.
The monk felt completely distraught. For a girl, what does disfigurement mean? Even if he came from Shaolin Temple, he should know very well.
Wang Aiguo gave a bitter smile and continued, "Well, you'd better be prepared. When Liu Wenjun woke up and saw the wound on her forehead, she was so angry that she cried. And now Sister Leopard is taking Liu Wenjun's sadness to preach to the other female soldiers. So... maybe... probably... you'll get beaten to death."
Monk: "..."
Is it too late for me to be discharged from the military now?
.......
After lunch, the monk dragged Wang Aiguo to the convenience store and bought a lot of snacks.
Wang Aiguo was initially quite happy to see the monks buying snacks at the convenience store, but he soon realized that these snacks had absolutely nothing to do with him.
"You're apologizing with a hefty sum of money," Wang Aiguo immediately understood the monk's thinking.
"What else can we do? Just let the fragrant breeze carry us away and we'll meet the King of Hell in a daze?" the warrior monk said with a sense of helplessness.
Wang Aiguo shrugged, spreading his hands in a helpless manner: "That's true, but there's a problem: why are you dragging me along?"
"What's your relationship with Sister Leopard? It seems to me you two are practically engaged!"
After the monk finished speaking, Wang Aiguo was stunned. He never expected that someone would actually connect him with Sister Leopard.
"No, why do you think there's something going on between me and Sister Leopard?" Wang Aiguo asked, puzzled.
The monk sneered and replied, "You're the fattest among all the male soldiers in the entire battalion, and Sister Leopard is the fattest among all the female soldiers. If you two aren't a good match, then who is?"
Hehe, Wang Aiguo was speechless for a moment. He used to judge someone's background by their weight, but now he's even more amazing—he judges his wife by her weight.
However, to be fair, Wang Aiguo does have a certain reputation in the female soldiers' unit now. At least quite a few female soldiers share the same thought as the martial monk: they believe that Sister Leopard and Wang Aiguo are a couple; after all, the two look like a married couple.
However, there is a problem: even if Wang Aiguo has prestige in the female soldiers' unit, it doesn't mean he should help the martial monk solve the problem, right? With his grudge, unless Wang Aiguo undergoes gender reassignment surgery and infiltrates the female soldiers' unit to become the leader, it's impossible to resolve the issue.
"If you're going to die, don't drag me down with you. I'm not going anyway." Wang Aiguo turned to go back to the building.
"A country bumpkin chicken leg," the monk said, pulling out a bag of chicken legs behind Wang Aiguo.
"Three." Wang Aiguo stopped in his tracks.
"make a deal!"
And so Wang Aiguo followed the martial monk down the road of no return to the women's army.
.......
Boys can't just wander over to the girls' area, but there are officers on duty at the entrance of the girls' building, so you can ask them for directions.
However, as soon as the monk appeared at the gate, two female soldiers on guard rushed up with batons.
"What do you want? You dare to come here? We haven't settled Wenjun's score with you yet, and you..."
As they spoke, the other party began to beat the monk with a police baton.
Wang Aiguo silently stepped back; he knew it was best not to get involved.
The monk, taking the beating, dared not retaliate and could only run away, covering his head and saying, "Wait, please stop hitting me. I'm here to apologize. Really, I'm very sincere."
"What's the use of apologizing when someone's already disfigured?" the two girls said again.
Seeing that the conversation was going nowhere, Wang Aiguo took out two bags of potato chips from the monk's snack bag and handed them to the two girls.
"Please, sisters, make an exception for me," Wang Aiguo said helplessly.
Being overly polite is never a bad thing; it's a fine Chinese tradition. The two girls glanced at the potato chips Wang Aiguo handed them and finally stopped.
"Okay, for the sake of 300, we won't hit you for now." The two girls said, pretending to be fierce, but they didn't look fierce at all. Instead, they looked kind of cute.
The monk hid behind Wang Aiguo, now realizing that bringing Wang Aiguo along was definitely a wise decision.
"Could you two sisters please inform Jun-meizi that even if she doesn't want to come down, she could at least send someone to take these snacks up? It would be a small way for the monk to apologize."
The two girls glanced at Wang Aiguo, then at the monk, and finally snorted, "Notifying them is fine, but whether Wenjun comes down or not is none of our business."
"Thank you both," Wang Aiguo said, bowing his head and expressing his heartfelt gratitude.
He was paid to do what he was supposed to do; for just three chicken drumsticks, Wang Aiguo was really going all out.
Wang Aiguo initially thought that Liu Wenjun wouldn't come down herself; at most, Sister Leopard would just bring the snacks up. But to his surprise, Liu Wenjun actually brought a group of girls down with her.
Seeing Wenjun come down, Wang Aiguo nudged the martial monk behind him and said, "Go apologize."
"There are so many of them, they won't kill me, will they?" the monk asked nervously.
Wang Aiguo sneered and said leisurely, "Don't worry, don't you know Sister Leopard? At most, she'll be paralyzed from the waist down..."
Monk: "..."
You're really good at comforting people.
....
And so, the monk slowly walked up to Liu Wenjun, a fawning smile on his face, and said, "Wenjun..."
"Don't call me that so affectionately. Do we even know each other?" Liu Wenjun said irritably.
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