Shipborne Special Forces.
Chapter 83 Retribution!
Wang Aiguo looked at Liu Wenjun's current appearance and for some reason felt like laughing.
Although Liu Wenjun wasn't the most beautiful among the female soldiers, she was still considered quite attractive. However, now that she had cut her bangs and had a white bandage on her forehead, she looked rather comical.
Even in this pose, Liu Wenjun still looks angry, with her cheeks puffed out, looking like a woman who has been abused at home and is coming to her husband to demand an explanation.
The monk looked at Liu Wenjun and smiled awkwardly, then handed her the snacks: "I know I was wrong. Why don't you eat some? Maybe your wound will heal faster."
"Damn it, have you ever seen any snacks that can help heal wounds?" Sister Leopard spoke up at this moment, looking indignant.
"Yes, yes." The monk nodded quickly, then took out a few chicken legs and wings from the snack bag.
"People say eating chicken is good for your health, you should eat more."
Wang Aiguo: "..."
This topic is worth exploring in depth. Eating chicken does indeed have health benefits, but do the chicken legs and wings from the country bumpkins also count?
Liu Wenjun looked at the country bumpkin chicken leg in the monk's hand and was a little at a loss. She was now thinking the same thing as Wang Aiguo: Does this thing really have any health benefits?
The group of people stared blankly at the monk, unsure of what to say for a moment.
After a long pause, Sister Leopard frowned and said, "Okay, even if this chicken leg can nourish the body, it won't do much good for skin recovery, right?"
"I also bought pig's feet. These things have collagen, so they should be effective." The monk took out a braised pig's feet from the bag.
At this moment, all the female soldiers were bewildered. For some reason, when the monk took out chicken legs and pig's feet, the female soldiers felt that the whole atmosphere had changed.
They came down here intending to beat up the monks, but the monks were surprisingly well-prepared, having everything they could possibly need. But the question is... is this kind of thing actually useful?
Looking at the martial monk, Wang Aiguo suddenly realized that the monk, despite his seemingly foolish appearance, was actually quite shrewd. Not only was he well-prepared, but he had even thought of pig's feet and chicken legs. This was certainly a case of being overly polite, and it should at least ease the other party's emotions somewhat.
After exchanging bewildered glances for a while, Liu Wenjun suddenly spoke up: "What good are these things? My face is disfigured, and even the military doctor said it's hard to say how long it will take to fully heal. What if this affects my ability to find a boyfriend in the future?"
"If you really can't find anyone else, then I'll reluctantly marry you." The monk thought for a moment, as if he had made a decision, and then said with a troubled expression.
Wang Aiguo was shocked as soon as the monk finished speaking. "I was just praising you for being smart, and now you're suddenly acting like an idiot? Is this the right time to say that?"
The female soldiers were stunned by the monk's astonishing words, especially Liu Wenjun, whose face turned from white to green, then from green to red. Finally, she revealed an extremely angry expression and roared, "Go to hell!"
After saying that, Liu Wenjun suddenly kicked out.
Wang Aiguo was very familiar with this move; it was the legendary "Child-Cutting Kick".
In an instant, everyone vaguely heard the sound of an egg breaking. Wang Aiguo instinctively covered his groin; it looked painful.
"Hmph." Liu Wenjun turned around decisively and ran away angrily, completely ignoring the martial monk.
"Heh, good luck to you, you idiot," Sister Leopard said to the monk with a look of utter disappointment, then turned and left. Of course, she didn't forget to take the snacks from the monk's hands as she left.
Sister Leopard led the way and left, followed by the other female soldiers. Only the monk, kneeling on the ground in excruciating pain with his toes pointed inward, and Wang Aiguo, standing helplessly to the side, remained.
"These women are too ruthless. They actually tried to ruin my life. I'll remember this grudge, and I will definitely get my revenge!" the monk said through gritted teeth.
Wang Aiguo looked at the martial monk and shook his head speechlessly.
"Dude, shouldn't you take some emotional intelligence classes? Was it appropriate to say something like that at a time like this?"
"What's wrong with what I said? I'm just telling the truth!" The monk said, clutching his groin and looking pained.
Wang Aiguo covered his face with his hands. No wonder he felt his IQ had dropped recently; it was all because he was surrounded by idiots. This was unbearable!
"Alright, what should we do now?" After a long while, Wang Aiguo finally asked the monk.
The monk glared angrily at Liu Wenjun's dormitory on the second floor of the women's barracks, and said viciously, "Hmph, she actually tried to cripple me! I'll get my revenge. I'll cripple her too!"
"What are you planning to do?" Wang Aiguo frowned, a little nervous. He was genuinely afraid the monk might do something rash. He understood that no one in the group was a match for the monk; if he really went berserk, who knew what would happen?
"I'm going to buy her snacks, chicken legs, and potato chips every day, and deliver them to her every day. I'm going to make her as fat as a pig, so no one will want her anymore!" the monk said angrily.
Wang Aiguo: "..."
Your method of retaliation is a bit unconventional.
....
And so, Wang Aiguo, supporting the pigeon-toed monk, slowly walked back to the 12th team's building.
Upon seeing the monk's appearance, everyone knew that something terrible must have happened to him.
According to the recruit camp's motto of "cheering on when someone fights, and never mind making things worse," everyone should have stepped forward to "friendly" inquire about the monk's situation. However, upon seeing the monk's livid face, everyone instinctively backed away. After all, if they angered this monk, even if he wasn't causing trouble now, there was no guarantee he wouldn't come after them once he recovered.
So, for the sake of everyone's peaceful military life, everyone refrained from speaking.
However, just as Wang Aiguo helped the martial monk into the building, a figure suddenly appeared in front of the monk.
The monk looked up and exclaimed, "Oh dear, what a small world! The figure blocking my way is none other than the quartermaster!"
The quartermaster was also surprised to see the monk, as he had only come out to use the restroom. But seeing the monk like this, he was immediately delighted.
"Hehe, got circumcised? Or is your groin inflamed? Did you get kicked? Hahahaha, karma's coming on!!!" The quartermaster laughed heartily, as if he had won the lottery.
Monk: "..."
Is this hurdle insurmountable? Can't we all just talk things out and get through the rest of the time peacefully?
The quartermaster laughed as he walked toward the toilet, while the monk frowned, looking extremely angry.
"Hmph, Liu Wenjun, we're officially at odds now. Just you wait and see!"
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