Shipborne Special Forces.

Chapter 84 Misfortunes Never Come Singly

Wang Aiguo stared blankly at the martial monk.

"Dude, did you blurt out the unspoken message? Wouldn't it be better to keep it to yourself? Stop babbling nonsense, okay?"

"No, I'm saying this because I have a firm resolve," the monk said fiercely.

Wang Aiguo sighed deeply. This matter was beyond repair, and he himself didn't want to deal with this mess anymore.

The monk limped upstairs, his thighs tucked together in a pigeon-toed position.

Everyone in the dormitory was extremely shocked to see the monk return in this state.

"My brother, where have you been?" Xiao Tian excitedly called out as he approached the monk.

The monk gritted his teeth and said, word by word, "We went to the female soldiers."

"Um... Could it be that there are masters from the Emei Sect among the female soldiers?" Xiao Tian asked again.

Wang Aiguo rolled his eyes at Xiaotian, saying, "Your thinking is just as bad as that of a martial monk. You're totally suffering from a severe case of Jin Yong and Gu Long addiction."

The monk snorted and said disdainfully, "Don't worry, I will definitely get my revenge. I will not let those women get away with this."

"Alright, alright, stop bragging. Lie down and recover. If you're still in pain this afternoon, go to the medical team. Just in case something really happens," Wang Aiguo said calmly.

At this point, Wang Aiguo suddenly paused. When the "Shit Explosion" incident happened before, didn't Sister Leopard also use the "Child-Mutilating Kick" once? Why was nothing wrong that time, but something happened this time?

"Wait a minute, I feel like something's not right. Last time when Sister Leopard kicked you, didn't you say you knew Iron Crotch Kung Fu? Why were you fine last time, but this time you're in trouble?" Wang Aiguo asked suspiciously.

"Because this time, I didn't put the iron plate in my crotch," the monk said with a pained expression.

Wang Aiguo: "..."

"So you were just showing off last time? I actually thought you had some kind of iron crotch technique. Damn, I suspect those female soldiers thought your 'mutilating leg kick' wouldn't work on you because of your previous show-off, so they tried the same trick again to teach you a lesson. They didn't expect you to be caught off guard this time and actually fall for it..."

After hearing Wang Aiguo's analysis, everyone basically guessed what had just happened, and then felt great sympathy for the monk.

The monk lay on the bed, rolling his eyes. What could he possibly say about this?

"Alright, let me rest for a bit." The monk rolled over in pain and went to sleep.

.......

After lunch break, everyone gathered again to prepare for class. But just as everyone was getting dressed, the monk suddenly let out a miserable roar.

Everyone was startled and quickly asked, "What's wrong? What happened?"

"My testicles seem to be swollen," the monk cried out with a mournful face.

Everyone: "..."

Three minutes later, with the help of Wang Aiguo and others, the monk was carried out of Team 12's building on a stretcher. As he was carried out, everyone learned about the monk's situation.

At that moment, everyone had only one thought in their minds—the women in Team 13 are fucking ruthless!

.......

"Wenjun, I heard that the monk was carried to the medical team on a stretcher this afternoon. Everyone in Team 12 said you were too ruthless," a girl whispered to Liu Wenjun.

After listening, Liu Wenjun looked bewildered. Then she turned to Sister Leopard and said, "Sister Leopard, when we went to find the martial monk last time, didn't that bastard say he knew some Shaolin Iron Crotch Kung Fu? How come he was knocked down with just a kick this time?"

"Do you know internal energy cultivation?" Sister Leopard asked Liu Wenjun with a suspicious look.

Liu Wenjun rolled her eyes. If she had that kind of ability, would she need to have a bandage on her head?

"Then you must have hit some vital point on him, breaking through his Achilles' heel," Sister Leopard said after a moment's thought.

This answer seems more acceptable.

Liu Wenjun thought for a moment, then said with some worry, "How about I go check on him?"

"I don't think so. After all, he disfigured you, and you kicked him into becoming a eunuch. It's fair," Sister Leopard said with certainty.

If a martial monk were here, he'd cough up blood upon hearing this. You're wiping away his skin and expecting him to spend the rest of his life as a eunuch to pay for it? Do you even know how to spell the word "fairness"?

Liu Wenjun's delicate eyebrows furrowed into a cute "川" shape, as if she was deep in thought.

After a long pause, Liu Wenjun finally spoke, "I think I might have gone a little too far in this matter. Maybe I should go see him and at least offer some comfort."

"So here's the question: you're injured, and he brings you chicken legs and pig's feet to help you recover. But if he's injured, what will you give him?" Sister Leopard asked, waving her hand.

"How about iron yam?" At this moment, Liu Wenjun thought of GG, which she had seen online before.

"If men eat it, women can't stand it; if women eat it, men can't stand it; if both men and women eat it, the bed can't stand it. Why not grow more of such a good thing? The land can't handle too much!"

"Sis, can you please stop using 'GG' words?"

"I think this is pretty good!" Sister Leopard nodded.

"Then there's one last question...where can I buy Chinese yam?"

"Forehead……."

……

During dinner, the martial monk returned, limping. As soon as he saw him, Wang Aiguo rushed over to ask what had happened.

"How are you? How are you feeling? You don't need to have your testicles removed, right?"

After Wang Aiguo finished speaking, the martial monk glanced at him with a complicated expression.

"Brother, can't you wish me well for once? Do you really have to send me to become a eunuch?"

"How could I wish you bad luck? But I once read in a movie that if your testicles swell up and don't go down, you have to have them removed, otherwise it could be life-threatening!" Wang Aiguo said seriously.

The monk was about to vomit blood again. What kind of opponents were he surrounded by?

"You're overthinking it. The army doctor said I'm fine, just a little bit swollen, and I'll be fine after a couple of days of rest."

Just as the monk and Wang Aiguo were talking, two pretty figures suddenly appeared at the entrance of the canteen of Team 12.

Everyone looked up and saw Liu Wenjun and Sister Leopard standing at the door. Normally, the appearance of these girls should have made the 12th team of bastards very happy. However, after hearing about the monk's situation today, everyone instinctively avoided them. If they tried to flirt with them and failed, they might end up childless.

The moment the monk saw Liu Wenjun, he immediately hid behind Wang Aiguo without saying a word. To be honest, he was a little panicked when he saw Liu Wenjun, because although this girl looked delicate, she was incredibly ruthless.

"Are you two here to see the martial monk?" Wang Aiguo asked, approaching Sister Leopard and Liu Wenjun with a puzzled expression.

Liu Wenjun nodded, then handed Wang Aiguo a bottle of medicine.

Wang Aiguo looked down...

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