Shipborne Special Forces.

Chapter 88 Did you install a diesel engine in yourself?

"Wait, didn't we just tell him that if we wanted to do something bad, we could go to his office? Go to the deputy political commissar's office to do something bad? Did we eat a gall bladder?" Wang Aiguo suddenly thought in horror.

The monk took a deep breath, and then his expression slowly turned serious.

"Um, would kneeling down now do any good?"

"I'm leaving first, brother. You'd better atone for your sins. Goodbye." Without saying another word, Wang Aiguo walked towards the toilet door. To be honest, this matter had nothing to do with him. Let the monk and the other party deal with it.

The monk was shocked by Wang Aiguo's reaction. What happened to the camaraderie? You're just abandoning us at this crucial moment?

"Sweep across the world!" The monk roared, and with a sweeping leg kick, he knocked Wang Aiguo down.

"Damn it, I'll say it again, all your Shaolin kung fu is just for me!" Wang Aiguo shouted, lying on the ground.

"I don't care what you say, you're not allowed to leave, you have to fight the lightning with me." With that, the monk leaped onto Wang Aiguo and grabbed him by the back of the neck.

Wang Aiguo was speechless. How could there be such a shameless person?

"Get the hell out of here!"

"It won't go down."

"I'm serious, you'll face the consequences if you don't go down!"

"No, whatever you say... Ah... You shameless bastard, you actually grabbed my balls!!!"

And so, the monk rode on Wang Aiguo's back, while Wang Aiguo grabbed the monk's testicles with his other hand, and for a moment both of them were screaming in agony.

Just then, Deputy Political Commissar Jiang Tao saw off the brigade staff officer and went to the toilet to relieve himself.


"What...are you doing?" Jiang Tao asked, puzzled.

Wang Aiguo and the martial monk chuckled simultaneously: "Hehe, it's nothing, we're just practicing our skills."

"Oh, what kind of achievement?"

"Pig-slaughtering skill (the hand that cuts off offspring)." The two said at the same time, and then fell silent.

Jiang Tao stared at the two men with a completely bewildered expression. What were they here for?

.......

Having finally returned from the medical team, Wang Aiguo felt a rare bloating and pain in his stomach.

Wang Aiguo is most confident about his stomach; you can tell just by looking at his weight how strong it is.

But even with his usually strong stomach, Wang Aiguo is now experiencing some bloating and pain, which leaves him feeling helpless.

Of course, there are many reasons for this. Firstly, the weather has turned cold, and he didn't put on more clothes. Secondly, the fight with the monk was too intense, and he overexerted himself. Thirdly, he was pinned to the cold ground by the monk for several minutes, which may have caused his stomach to catch a chill.

Most importantly, Wang Aiguo believes it was caused by anger from the martial monks. Yes, anger that caused bloating.

Because of his stomach pain, Wang Aiguo went back to his dormitory and lay down on his bed, hoping to calm himself down and treat his stomach pain.

But it was obvious that this didn't help much. When Wang Aiguo got up in the afternoon, he still felt a lot of stomach pain.

Stomach pain isn't a big deal, in theory. As a proud soldier of the People's Liberation Army, if you can't even handle this little bit of pain, then you should probably retire from the army sooner rather than later.

However, just because Wang Aiguo can tolerate it doesn't mean others can.

When everyone gathered to go to the classroom in the afternoon, they were all horrified to discover that there was a sound effect as they walked.

It was roughly like this:

"Bang bang bang!"

"Puff puff puff".

"Bang bang bang!"

"Puff puff puff".

"Bang bang bang!"

"Puff puff puff".

"……."

Less than five minutes later, Jia Qu, who was standing next to Wang Aiguo, couldn't hold back any longer and roared, "What the hell were you doing at noon? Did you install a diesel engine for yourself?"

Wang Aiguo: "..."

This situation continued even after they entered the classroom, and Wang Aiguo was still unable to control himself and was farting uncontrollably.

Soon, Shen Long walked in with the textbooks. He was the deputy captain and also the instructor of the general subjects.

Shen Long also came from the navy, and general subjects are something every navy officer must learn, so teaching is no challenge for him at all.

As soon as Shen Long entered the classroom, Wang Aiguo and the others immediately sat up straight.

Shen Long nodded in satisfaction and said, "Let's begin."

"Pfft~~~"

With a whoosh, everyone stood up and shouted, "Hello, teacher!"

"Um...very good, everyone please have a seat."

"Pfft~~~"

With a whoosh, everyone sat down again.

Once everyone was seated, a question began to surface. Had anyone called for people to stand up? Had anyone called for people to sit down?

"Huang Gang, did you just tell people to stand up?" Ma Xiaofeng asked, nudging Huang Gang in confusion.

Huang Gang looked completely bewildered: "I... I don't think I shouted anything."

"Wait, what sound did we hear that made us stand up?"

Just then, Wang Aiguo's lower body made another "plop" sound.

"Is that the voice?" Huang Gang asked, pointing at Wang Aiguo.

The group looked at each other, unsure of what to say.

Shen Long, standing on the stage, stared in shock at Wang Aiguo, who was still chuckling below.

"Sanbai, what did you do today?"

"Jia said he might have installed a diesel engine in himself," Youjiang said, raising his hand at this moment.

Wang Aiguo: "..."

.......

Even if Wang Aiguo's behavior was unusual, the class had to continue. Military classes are essentially taught by reading from the textbook, because the actual situation often only becomes clear after actually boarding a ship.

Shen Long was reading from the book on stage, while the crowd below flipped through the pages and read on their own.

People take reading quite seriously, after all, this is their livelihood, so they all need to know at least a little bit about it.

Behind Wang Aiguo sat You Jiang. Although Wang Aiguo was very tall, theoretically he should have sat at the back. However, in reality, the blackboard was rarely used in military classes, so lazy students like You Jiang would hide behind Wang Aiguo.

Everyone went to great lengths to secure the spot behind Wang Aiguo. In the end, You Jiang won the spot by offering a "high price" of a bucket of Master Kong instant noodles and two sausages for each person.

After securing the position, You Jiang was overjoyed for a long time. However, today You Jiang suddenly regretted it, feeling that he might have acted impulsively when he grabbed the position.

He was reading a book when he suddenly heard a "poof" sound from in front of him, and then he was astonished to find that the page of his book had turned.

"Uh... is this really that powerful?" Youjiang thought in surprise.

Immediately afterwards, he read his book while listening to Wang Aiguo's "plop" sounds. Each time he heard a "plop" sound, his book would automatically turn a page.

However, it didn't last long before the sounds of "poof" started to become continuous, gradually turning into "poof poof poof poof poof".

"That's enough, that's enough. Put the three hundred down slowly, I don't have time to look at it."

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