Shipborne Special Forces.
Chapter 89 Are you a sweet potato spirit?
After You Jiang finished speaking, Wang Aiguo turned around with a puzzled look on his face.
"What did you say?" Wang Aiguo asked, puzzled.
You Jiang didn't say anything, he just opened the book and left it there. Wang Aiguo was stunned, what did this mean? Then, to his dismay, he farted again, and everyone watched in astonishment as You Jiang's book mysteriously turned a page.
The classroom fell silent instantly, even Shen Long was stunned by this incredible skill.
After a long pause, Shen Long exclaimed in surprise, "This...this is the legendary air cannon?"
Upon hearing Shen Long's words, Wang Aiguo nearly died on the spot. "What the hell is this air cannon? I even have a palm strike that cuts through the air! Can't you guys even think straight?"
"Sanbai, what did you eat today? Why are you farting so much?" Huang Gang couldn't help but ask.
Wang Aiguo looked helpless. It was all the monk's fault for farting. If the monk hadn't made him so angry that his stomach was bloated, he wouldn't have farted so much.
"Alright, alright, a loud fart doesn't smell bad and a stinky fart isn't loud. I probably caught a chill from delivering food to the monks today. I'll go to the medical team tonight and get some medicine; that should do the trick."
"Okay, remember to go, otherwise your dorm will be like a firecracker going off tonight," Shen Long nodded and said.
Wang Aiguo: "..."
Team Leader Shen, your description is absolutely brilliant...
.......
After dinner, Wang Aiguo, as was his custom, went to deliver food to the martial monks.
Because the deputy political commissar was staying next to the monk, Wang Aiguo did not stay long. He put the food on the monk's bedside and turned to leave.
As soon as Wang Aiguo turned to leave, Deputy Political Commissar Jiang Tao enthusiastically said, "Young man, why are you walking so fast? Why don't you sit down and chat for a while?"
"No need, I'm not available today," Wang Aiguo said politely.
The monk frowned, puzzled, and asked, "Are you on your period?"
"Pfft~~~~" A sharp, distant whistling sound rang out from in front of the monk's face, leaving him completely stunned. He hadn't expected that Wang Aiguo would resort to such a ruthless attack when he had just tried to tease him.
"Three hundred, you son of a bitch..." The monk jumped up, but Wang Aiguo's buttocks pushed him back onto the bed.
At the same time, Wang Aiguo smiled and said to the deputy political commissar, "Deputy political commissar, I have a bit of an upset stomach today and was just about to go to the military doctor to get some medicine, so I won't delay any longer. If you have anything to say, you should talk to this 'high monk' from Shaolin Temple. This 'high monk' knows everything from astronomy to geography, and is also extremely knowledgeable in philosophy and Zen. I believe that chatting with him will definitely open up a new world for you."
"Wow, you've got this skill, Monk?" Deputy Political Commissar Jiang Tao looked at the monk in surprise.
The monk stared in a panic at Wang Aiguo's massive back. What the hell was going on? Selling people right in front of him?
"Three hundred, you!"
"Have a good chat with the deputy political commissar, esteemed monk!!!" Wang Aiguo emphasized the words "esteemed monk" very heavily.
The monk was speechless. Ever since he met Wang Aiguo, he suddenly realized that nothing around him was ever good.
Turning around and leaving the monks' dormitory, Wang Aiguo ran straight to the military doctor without saying a word. He had been telling the truth about something earlier: he really did need to get some medicine from the doctor.
This farting came out of nowhere, and it's already caused him a lot of trouble today. Of course, the more important thing is that if he doesn't take some medicine now, and keeps farting like this tonight, what if he poops?
The thought sent a chill down Wang Aiguo's spine. If that were to actually happen, it would be incredibly embarrassing.
Without saying a word, Wang Aiguo rushed straight to the military doctor's office.
Upon entering the military doctor's office, the doctor was watching television after finishing his meal. He was stunned when Wang Aiguo burst in.
"Um...you seem to be in such a hurry because the monk's condition has worsened?"
"It's not a martial monk, it's me," Wang Aiguo quickly explained.
The military doctor was even more bewildered and asked in confusion, "Has your condition worsened?"
"Can we not talk about the worsening of my condition? Does coming to see you necessarily mean my condition has worsened?" Wang Aiguo said speechlessly.
The medic nodded; that made sense. He then asked, "So, what's your problem?"
"That's right, my stomach has been feeling really uncomfortable since this afternoon."
"Then I'll prescribe some medicine for your diarrhea." Without saying a word, the military doctor stood up and went to get the medicine for Wang Aiguo.
Wang Aiguo quickly stopped the military doctor's actions and continued, "No, no, no, I don't have diarrhea. How could my stomach possibly have diarrhea? I've actually been farting all afternoon."
"Nonsense, what's so great about treating farts? You'll be fine once you've let it out, won't you?" The medic chuckled; it was the first time he'd ever seen someone come to him for treatment of farts.
As soon as the military doctor finished speaking, a long series of "puff puff puff puff" sounds were heard.
The military doctor's face immediately darkened. It was the first time he had ever seen someone perform live. Just as he was about to speak, he heard another burst of crackling sounds coming from Wang Aiguo's direction.
"Medical officer, is this alright?" Wang Aiguo asked awkwardly.
The medic was stunned for a long time before finally speaking, "Heh, maybe something's wrong. This is truly the first time I've ever seen someone fart for over a minute. What, are you going to sing a song with your farts?"
Wang Aiguo: "..."
Army doctor, you're so funny.
In the end, the military doctor still prescribed medicine for Wang Aiguo. But on the way back, Wang Aiguo still felt it wasn't very reliable. Because the military doctor's exact words were, "The only way to cure farting is to let it all out."
"So this medicine is just to help me fart?" Wang Aiguo looked at the few small pills in the bag, his face full of frustration.
However, he still had to listen to the military doctor, so Wang Aiguo took the medicine as soon as he returned to his dormitory.
Less than twenty minutes after taking the medicine, Wang Aiguo felt it was working. Just as Wang Aiguo was about to find a secluded spot, Grandpa Bi's voice rang out in the hallway.
"Let's gather in the TV room and watch the news."
"Whoosh!" After Grandpa Bi finished speaking, a group of people grabbed their small stools and rushed towards the TV room.
.......
"Sanbai, have you been to the medical team?" As You Jiang sat down in the TV room, he was a little flustered to find Wang Aiguo next to him and quickly asked.
Wang Aiguo nodded: "I've seen it."
"Oh, is it cured?" Youjiang asked again.
Upon hearing You Jiang's words, Wang Aiguo turned and gave him a bright smile. You Jiang, seeing this smile, immediately felt a sense of foreboding.
"Dude, can you stop laughing? It looks like you're about to eat someone alive. Can you be normal? I'm getting a little panicked!"
"The army doctor said... you'll be fine once you've farted." After saying that, Youjiang heard a sharp, whistling sound.
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