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The moment he heard the voice, You Jiang's expression changed drastically.

"Three hundred, you..." You Jiang was about to curse when he suddenly discovered something terrifying.

Although Wang Aiguo farted in the afternoon, at least it didn't smell bad. But now it's different; this fart is utterly disgusting.

When watching the news, the team leader usually comes along, but since Grandpa Bi went to the brigade headquarters for a meeting, the news showed that Shen Long was leading the team.

As soon as Shen Long stepped into the TV room, he was overwhelmed by a stench.

"What the hell? Who's eating stinky tofu?" Shen Long roared.

"Holy crap, this isn't stinky tofu! This is clearly eating excrement!" Jia Qu, who was suffering terribly from the stench in the house, couldn't help but roar.

"Master, please stop your supernatural powers! Please consider me, I'm right here beside you!!!" You Jiang suddenly knelt down beside Wang Aiguo, crying and pleading with tears streaming down his face.

To this, Wang Aiguo could only chuckle.

Is this thing even within his control? It's easy to invite a god in, but hard to send him away...

.......

On that very day, the members of Team 12 at Chenyang Recruit Camp experienced a news-watching experience they would never forget. Years later, they could still recall that experience.

Most people said it was the first time they had ever watched the news in the toilet.

The remaining small group said it was the first time they had ever watched the news in a latrine.

Given how traumatic the experience was, everyone had already left before the news was even over, leaving only Wang Aiguo in the TV room.

Actually, Wang Aiguo also wanted to leave, but the problem was... You Jiang and his dormitory had locked the door and wouldn't let him in no matter what, which was a bit frustrating.

....

Wang Aiguo endured it until the lights-out bugle sounded. As soon as the bugle sounded, Wang Aiguo crawled under the covers, hoping to use the blanket to suppress the strong smell of farts.

However, less than three minutes later, Wang Aiguo regretted it. He thought he could suppress it, but he was overthinking it. A fart is just gas; what good is a blanket?

"Brother Sanbai, you've finally solved a problem that's been bothering me for so long," the divine doctor, who was sleeping on Wang Aiguo's head, couldn't help but say.

Wang Aiguo was taken aback and asked in confusion, "What's the problem?"

"Is a fart lighter or heavier than air?" The miracle doctor sat up in bed, then took out two wads of tissue and stuffed them into his nose.

Wang Aiguo looked embarrassed; it wasn't his fault that the fart floated upwards.

"Alright, I'm going to the bathroom." With that, Wang Aiguo pulled back the covers.

As soon as Wang Aiguo pulled back the covers, his dormitory room erupted in chaos.

A group of people yelled, especially the miracle doctor, who squinted and shouted, "Fatty, Fatty, stop your supernatural powers! I can't see anymore, it's too damn eye-searing!"

Wang Aiguo: "..."

"Farewell, everyone." At this moment, Wang Aiguo also felt that this place was not a good place to stay. He took a step and rushed out of the room, leaving everyone in the room screaming and howling.

After leaving the room, Wang Aiguo rushed into the toilet. At this point, the toilet was the only place where he could finally relieve himself.

He sneaked into the toilet, and when he saw that no one was inside, he was overjoyed. So he took off his pants and relieved himself in front of one of the toilet doors.

As for why he took off his pants, it was mainly because Wang Aiguo was afraid that if he used too much force, he would excrete his feces.

"Pfft pfft pfft pfft pfft~~~~~"

After a blissful release, Wang Aiguo felt as if he had drunk a cleansing tea, and his whole body felt relaxed.

"That was fucking awesome!" Wang Aiguo couldn't help but yell, then pulled up his pants.

However, just as Wang Aiguo was pulling up his pants and about to leave, the toilet stall behind him suddenly opened...

Hearing the door open, Wang Aiguo had a bad feeling and slowly turned around. In the darkness, he saw a figure standing in the toilet.

Bathed in moonlight, Wang Aiguo tried to make out the object, only to realize that it would have been better if he hadn't tried at all.

That person was none other than Grandpa Bi.

For a moment, time seemed to stand still. Wang Aiguo and Grandpa Bi stared at each other, neither speaking nor moving, just gazing at each other, gazing at each other, gazing at each other…

About thirty seconds later, it looked like Grandpa Bi was about to burst out like Thanos. Suddenly, Grandpa Bi let out a long breath, his face contorted in pain, and he pointed at Wang Aiguo, cursing, "Wang Aiguo, I've fucking had enough of you! Are you even human? Are you some kind of alien sent to attack Earth? Or are you a Gatling gun or a sweet potato that's become a spirit? What the hell did you fart? Did you conjure soldiers from beans? Ever since I met you, my worldview has completely collapsed. When other people fart, it's just one fart at most, but you? One fart lasted for over thirty seconds, and it stank so badly I couldn't even breathe! Are you even human?!?"

Grandpa Bi rattled off a long string of words, and only then did Wang Aiguo realize that the reason Grandpa Bi hadn't spoken and had just been staring at him was because he was too smoky to utter a word.

But then Wang Aiguo would say something like, "Why don't you turn on the light when you go to the toilet so late at night? It makes him think there's no one inside."

"Damn it, you think you can get the Excellent Soldier award? Unless I'm paralyzed and lying in a hospital, I'll crawl back to stop you." After saying that, Grandpa Bi didn't even bother to check the rooms anymore, and just turned to leave.

As soon as he swung his fist, it slammed hard onto the radiator, causing him to howl in pain again.

"Wang Aiguo, I swear I will never let you get away with this!" Grandpa Bi said angrily, his eyes filled with tears.

Wang Aiguo: "..."

"Wait a minute, let me sort this out. You swung your arm and hit the radiator, and now you're blaming me for it???" Wang Aiguo rolled his eyes and thought speechlessly.

....

A night passed, and Wang Aiguo felt much better. However, just when Wang Aiguo thought the matter was over, early the next morning, while everyone was having breakfast, Grandpa Bi called a general meeting.

Well, a brief plenary meeting.

"Comrades of Team 12, you must actively align yourselves with the Party and strictly regulate your behavior. We cannot be giants in words but dwarfs in deeds. Most importantly, don't be madmen who only talk the talk!!!"

When Grandpa Bi said the last few words, he almost roared them out, and he practically yelled at Wang Aiguo. Wang Aiguo was covered in spittle.

"Grandpa Bi, I can't control farting either, you can't keep an eye on me for something like this, can you?" Wang Aiguo thought bitterly.

However, he could also see that even though he tried to comfort himself, Grandpa Bi was still staring at him intently, which meant that the grudge was very deep.