My name is Uchiha Touhuan, and I beat the villagers so badly they cried out in pain.

"Failure is called rebellion, success is called revolution!" "How can you conduct politics with these insects!" "Security Department, attention! Salute to Hokage Kakashi! Loyalty!" "Giving money and ninjutsu to the Jonin captain is bribery, but directly distributing money and ninjutsu to the lower-ranking ninjas is an allowance!" "Which ninja clan chief should we invite to the Naga River Grand Hotel today?" "A ninja clan actually organized a village protest? These are no ordinary villagers, we must take strong action!" In the fifty-seventh year of Konoha, Uchiha Touhuan seized power in a coup and became the Fifth Hokage of Konoha. From then on, the sun rose, dispelling the long night that had shrouded Konoha for half a century.