The package has assigned me way too many objects.

"Lick it off."

"I won't lick it."

"Really not going to lick it?"

"......knew."

Chu Yinan stared indignantly at his sister's jade-like fingers, reluctantly putting them in his mouth. Considering the possible difficulties that might follow, he had no choice but to carefully remove the cream.

"So cute~"

Feeling Chu Yinan lick the cream off her fingers like a little puppy, Bei Yutang felt a surge of joy.

Chapter 007: Why is there another blind date ad?

The first meeting with his blind date went smoothly, but not so smoothly. After finishing the sweet cake, Chu Yinan wanted to leave. He left his sister behind and went to the front desk to return the seat card.

However, the receptionist was called aside by a colleague to deal with a customer's matter, so Chu Yinan had no choice but to wait.

He had just taken out his phone to kill some time when he heard a dispute coming from the direction of his seat.

A man in a suit, probably not yet thirty, argued angrily with the shop assistants:

"I just went to the restroom, and I didn't touch the snacks or cocoa. Why were they taken away from me?!"

The waiter responsible for clearing away the dishes and cups felt wronged and explained:

"Sir, we really didn't take your food. We only clean the tables where you return your place cards; we would never take your things!"

The cashier who had been at the front desk brought over a glass of water to ease the tension, and tentatively asked:

"Sir, could it be that you were so engrossed in your work that you didn't notice you had finished your meal?"

"What do you mean? Are you saying I deliberately came to cause trouble after I finished eating?!"

The argument took place just two spaces in front of Bei Yutang's seat, very close. When her sister noticed the argument starting, she got up and moved away instead of staying to watch the drama unfold.

Such minor disputes can usually be resolved by checking the security cameras. Chu Yinan looked around and found that apart from the cameras outside the door that recorded people coming and going, the cameras inside the store were completely unusable.

It seems that this is a coffee shop that focuses on privacy and light business meetings. Nowadays, people are very wary in places where they shouldn't be on guard, believing that in an AI society, cameras will leave their privacy nowhere to hide. As a result, some service industries have launched "camera-free privacy environments" to cater to this mentality.

Chu Yinan's gaze shifted to the group of customers, and she found the prosecutor she had met earlier in the store.

She had long gray hair, light makeup, and a touch of subtle eyeshadow around her eyes. Her full breasts were faintly visible beneath her black suit. She was estimated to be around twenty-six or twenty-seven years old. Her demeanor was mature and capable, but Chu Yinan couldn't see her buttocks, making it difficult to judge whether she was beautiful.

"Hello, miss, are you a prosecutor?" Chu Yinan asked to confirm.

Upon hearing this, the woman subconsciously glanced at her chest and realized she wasn't wearing a name tag. She turned her head to look at the boy at the table, wondering how he knew her profession.

"Yes, is there something you need?"

"Are the seat cards here given out in order?"

The woman couldn't understand the boy's intentions. Was he trying to pick her up? He seemed far too young, and the excuse he used to do so was plausible...

Returning to the boy's question, the woman had been to the store twice and had a slightly clearer understanding of the situation. The numbers were indeed given in ascending order. Judging from the store's opening hours, this group of customers was the first to arrive, and their numbers were unsurprisingly given out in sequence, "1, 2, 3." However, after half an hour, as people left and returned their cards, the numbers given to new customers would become mixed up.

"Yes, I got number 84. Now all 90 tags have been placed. The later guests will get the tags returned by the first group of guests, so they won't be in order anymore... Did an adult accompany you?"

"Yes, could the prosecutor help me confirm the identity of the customer at number 70 over there? It seems she stole that gentleman's meal. The receptionist left because of the dispute here, and I'd like to return the sign."

Did this cute boy witness the person in seat 70 stealing their food?

The woman's gaze drifted to seat number 70, where a middle-aged woman, overweight, sat with her head down, eating cake. Some white sugar was scattered on the glass table, and it was clear she had been hurriedly adding sugar to her coffee.

The woman noticed that someone was watching her, so she pulled out a handful of tissues and put them in her pocket. She then took another tissue to wipe her mouth and prepared to leave in a hurry, but was stopped by the female prosecutor.

She took out her work ID to signal the other person to stop, and then asked the clerk to confirm the order for seat number 70.

After checking, the staff were surprised to find that no one had ordered food at table 70, but there was an extra cake and coffee on the table, which happened to be the same as what the man who had lost his food had ordered!

"Ma'am, please explain why. You did not place an order with us!" The clerk said rudely after discovering the culprit.

The woman angrily tried to explain herself, first saying that the clerk had mistakenly delivered it to her table, and then saying that she thought no one wanted it and took it to eat because she didn't want to waste it.

The dispute wasn't serious enough to warrant the prosecutor's office's intervention. The female prosecutor turned around to look for the boy, only to find him being led away from the coffee shop by a slender girl.

......

"What just happened? From your seat, you were facing away from table 70, right? How did you know it was that old lady who took it?" Bei Yutang asked, her long, slender legs in black stockings moving with smaller steps than usual, because she had to match her younger brother's small steps, otherwise he would have a hard time walking.

"I'm just guessing. Actually, when I entered the coffee shop, I was supposed to get number 70, but I got number 71 instead. Later, I realized that someone might have bypassed the receptionist and secretly taken a number to sit down. If something happens to such a suspicious person, they would definitely be the first to be suspected." Chu Yinan took small sips of mineral water, trying to wash away the sweetness in his mouth.

"Then how do we know that number 70 wasn't given to the previous customer, but was stolen?" Bei Yutang pondered, not understanding how this conclusion was reached.

"The store's opening hours are written at the entrance. When I went in, the cafe had only been open for half an hour. The first people to have morning tea were just starting out. Also, the staff were handing out the cards in order, so card number 70 was most likely taken under abnormal circumstances."

"Smart, smart~" the older sister praised her younger brother's head. "I thought you had a crush on that prosecutor and wanted to find an excuse to strike up a conversation with her."

"No way! I don't even know if she's pretty or not, why would I hit on her! I just want to return the seat card as soon as possible."

"But actually you can just put the sign on the counter and leave; you don't have to wait for a clerk."

"But there's a sign on the table saying to return the place card to the front desk. Should I just leave without leaving the card?" Chu Yinan rarely goes to coffee shops, and the restaurants she usually goes to don't have this rule about taking a place card, so she wasn't aware of these things.

While waiting for the ship, Chu Yinan took out his phone to play a game. In the middle of the game, a new message from AI suddenly popped up.

Please confirm your partner matching information.

???

What the heck? My match is right next to me, why did I get another message?

Chapter 008 Dirty Deals

"What's wrong?" Bei Yutang noticed Chu Yinan's change in expression and was so surprised that she couldn't close her mouth.

"No..." Chu Yinan didn't want to reveal the "bad news" that had just arrived, so he crossed out the message and left it for later. "I've failed to draw any more cards."

His sister leaned slightly against him, and the deep chest peeking out from her collar had a terrifyingly seductive power that drew people in like an abyss. Chu Yinan secretly glanced at her, then lowered his head to focus on his phone, lest Bei Yutang catch his uncontrollable gaze.

The girl glanced at his gacha screen, then looked away, saying helplessly:

"Isn't this kind of game essentially just presenting pornography and gambling, which are inherently flawed, in another form? They hire an artist to draw a picture with extremely erotic content, then put it in the gacha pool and sell it. The act of drawing cards is actually using gambling to buy a digital image. You've been playing this since you were a kid, how come you're still not tired of it now?"

While using color-themed content isn't ideal, it's currently a primary form of productivity! Without color-themed content, how can we address the declining birth rate crisis? Furthermore, there are many forms of expression related to one's desires. Being able to understand and cater to players' desires by launching targeted products that fulfill their emotional needs—doesn't that kind of service deserve a couple of purchases as encouragement?

Besides, this woman often tells dirty jokes at home, so where does she get the audacity to criticize the primary productive force?

"This isn't gambling, this is buying! I always guarantee a minimum order before shipping, there's no element of gambling involved," Chu Yinan stated the painful truth with righteous indignation.

"Come down and warm the bed tonight."

After saying that, his sister took out her phone and operated it. Chu Yinan wanted to say "Why should I?", but when he found that his game account had received two transfers, he swallowed the words back.

"Okay, tonight it has to be!" Chu Yinan was very principled and had a bottom line.

The sound of gold coins falling into my pocket came from my phone; two more in-game purchases had been credited to my account.

Chu Yinan gritted his teeth:

"A few more days wouldn't be a problem."

......

It was evening, time for dinner.

Chu Yinan really wanted to find an opportunity to confirm what the newly arrived matchmaking information was all about, but the plump and beautiful Aunt Liu had already gone home from get off work early. After having lunch with his sister, he was kept watching TV with Aunt Liu, and he didn't have a chance to secretly check the information on his phone.

Could it be that he really did draw a guaranteed minimum return back then? So now he has to fill more than one gap in the dating data?

I can't remember what game I was playing back then. I think I played quite a lot of them. And the thing about picking up junk data to get gacha activation codes was an impulsive act, so I have no idea which game I used to get them.

To be pessimistic, he probably tried everything, dabbling in every game and even managing to get the pity pull once. Back then, the common practice in the mobile game industry was to set a minimum pity pull of 60-300 pulls, and a potential partner could provide a subsidy of 10-15 pulls. In this scenario, at least dozens of people were involved (hopefully none of them were men). On the other hand, to be optimistic, although he was a player and played many games, he only pulled for his favorite characters! Plus, he's never played a game with a pity pull exceeding 100, maybe only ten at most.

Speaking of which character was his true love back then?

I can't remember anymore, there are too many true loves.

"Chu Nan, why are you so distracted by the model? Is it pretty?" The beautiful woman smiled and pinched his cheek.

Chu Yinan then realized that there was a picture of a female lingerie model in front of him. He had been lost in thought and hadn't noticed it at all.

But when it comes to the photos of the breasts, compared to the underwear, the highlight is probably the model whose upper body is only showing and whose face is not. The size and shape are amazing.

Big!

White!

nice!

"No, I didn't look at it. I was just lost in thought." Chu Yinan looked away, simply avoiding looking at a single picture, making it easy for him.

"Is that so? I thought Chu Nan was just daydreaming about Aunt Liu's figure~ Turns out he was just thinking about something. What was he thinking about? Did he have a crush on some girl?"

what? !

A "!" popped up above Chu Yinan's head, and he almost couldn't control his gaze. He looked up at Yan Liu and asked in surprise, "Is that a pleural lining Aunt Liu?"

Yan Liu bent down and leaned forward to pick up the folded picture on the coffee table. Her soft body pressed against Chu Yinan's back. After getting the picture, she showed it to Chu Yinan without any hesitation. He couldn't hide it even if he wanted to.

"Of course it was me! The company just launched a new product, so I went to try it out. I also asked Nietzsche to take a picture of me to see if I've gained weight recently. I'm still in pretty good shape, right?"

"...Okay, Aunt Liu has always been beautiful."

Yan Liu owns two women's underwear brands, covering the high-end and mid-range markets. While not exactly an industry giant, they hold significant market share in several artificial island markets. If a woman is looking to buy intimate apparel, Yan Liu's two brands are likely to be among the top choices that come to mind.

After showing the photos to the men in the family, Yan Liu folded them up and put them aside. Just then, her daughter, Bei Yutang, came out after taking a bath, and Yan Liu remembered the message she had received that morning.

The beautiful woman confirmed with her daughter:

"Yu Tang, I've been receiving a lot of strange messages from Qilin lately, including yesterday. Yu Tang, did you secretly go on a date today?"

Bei Yutang and Chu Yinan's expressions froze, their eyes briefly meeting simultaneously, wondering if the other had a slip of the tongue, telling their parents something like this.

However, Bei Yutang quickly realized that the matchmaking system was linked to family members. Because it was uncertain whether the other person's true character matched the AI's assessment, the family would be notified of the appointment when the woman went on the date, so that they wouldn't be unaware of any unexpected events. However, this connection could be turned off, and there would be no notification of "matchmaking in progress".

However, children's whereabouts are usually not reported to their parents in full. Now, Yan Liu suddenly received a notification that "her daughter Bei Yutang is having a meal at XX Cafe," which is what she finds strange.

"Yes, Chu Nan wanted to see a movie, so I took him out. After the movie, we had some morning tea near Saint Sun Palace Square. The food was alright," Bei Yutang replied calmly.