What do you mean by taking me to the movies? You clearly came along by yourself!
"Watching a movie is so nice! When will Chu Nan come and keep Aunt Liu company? You guys are probably about to start your internships soon, right? How about you list Aunt Liu's company as your internship placement?"
"I'm a grown man, I can find an internship myself," Chu Yinan replied. "Aunt Liu, you just said you also received strange AI messages yesterday?"
"Yes, but it must be a data error. The information can't be opened to view the content, so it has been uploaded as a data error."
They chatted while watching TV until 10 p.m., then it was time to rest and prepare for the new week ahead. The family turned off their lights and went to their rooms to rest.
As soon as Chu Yinan returned to his room, he saw his older sister sitting on the edge of the bed, her eyes glaring at him like a tiger. She pointed to her pillow, signaling her little brother to behave himself.
Chapter 009 Forced into Passivity
Chu Yinan had been planning to sneak a peek at her phone in bed at night, but now that opportunity was gone.
We really need to urge Fu Xi and the others to hurry up and get him a height-adjusting treatment plan, otherwise he'll always be treated like a child and his personal privacy won't be respected.
The main reason is that I took money from this fat woman during the day, so now I have no choice but to obey her.
He climbed into bed and snuggled into Bei Yutang's quilt, lying down with his back to her. His sister's quilt had a pleasant smell, fragrant and rich, a subtle and alluring scent. Sleeping in it was actually a very comfortable thing.
However, if I sleep with Bei Yutang, I will touch his face and pinch his stomach from time to time before falling asleep, which is very disrespectful!
My sister lay down in bed, and the blankets instantly became warm and cozy from the combined body heat of the two of them.
"Shall I take you to the amusement park next time? The condition is that we must have a sexual encounter within three days."
"We don't go to amusement parks, only kids go to those kinds of places. But dating and sexual contact, don't we count now? We're lying down and sleeping together, our intimacy level is maxed out."
Chu Yinan turned around, wanting to look at Bei Yutang and speak, but found that the soft, fragrant breasts pressing against his face blocked his view. He could only tilt his head back and free up one eye to look at her.
"But the AI didn't evaluate the current behavior, which means it doesn't count. And the childish kid who watches Ultraman says that amusement parks are for kids, isn't that a bit unconvincing?"
"cut."
Chu Yinan turned her back, deciding to go to bed early and get up early tomorrow to check her phone messages. She already had Bei Yutang, her blind date, in her personal relationships list, and it was too outrageous to be assigned another one.
If his older sister, who's been watching him intently from behind, notices this, things will get complicated!
Seeing her younger brother fall silent mid-conversation, Bei Yutang assumed she'd angered him by calling him childish. The girl gently embraced his small frame, pressed her thin lips to his ear, and softly breathed on him, her breath sweet as orchids. She said, half-teasingly, half-coaxingly:
"Little tough guy~ Little tough guy~ You said your pseudonym on the phone was 'Meng Nan,' could it be that you've always wanted me to call you that?"
The older sister's voice was incredibly alluring, especially when she lowered her voice and softened her tone. Chu Yinan felt weak in the knees from her breath and shrank back.
However, the pseudonym "Meng Nan" given to Chu Yinan was only to regain some self-esteem in front of outsiders. Who could stand being called "virgin" all day long at home!
I figured I'd only met this blind date once and we wouldn't know each other again, so I might as well take advantage of her and get her to call me "manly man" a couple of times.
Who would have thought that this person was actually my own sister? Social death!
“It’s just a pseudonym, it’s meaningless! Yu Tang, you’re the same. You pretend to be so proper in front of outsiders, calling yourself ‘Miss Bei,’ but you’re completely unrespectable at home!” Chu Yinan said anxiously.
"Little hunk~"
"That's right, it's me!" As long as I'm not embarrassed, it's the other person who's embarrassed. Chu Yinan suppressed his inner shame.
But his stubbornness seemed to be completely seen through by his sister's ambiguous smile. Bei Yutang continued in her soft, charming tone:
"Little tough guy, how about I ask my mom to call you that from now on?"
"Ah! Stop talking!"
Chu Yinan was defeated and quite frustrated. Fortunately, she hadn't been caught by Chu when he wrote his diary as homework before, otherwise she would definitely have forced him to read it aloud.
(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
Relying on his ability to deceive himself, Chu Yinan gave up resisting and fell asleep on the spot, waiting for dawn.
Finding that her younger brother had fallen asleep without her noticing, the black-haired girl stopped bothering him. With one hand, she took out her phone to check the rules of the matching program, and with the other hand, she covered her brother's eyes to prevent the phone's light from waking him and disturbing his sleep.
The principle of this matching system is proximity and closeness.
"Proximity" refers to being geographically located in the same city as much as possible. Among many examples of relationships, long-distance relationships are mostly associated with tragic dramas and cheating, and very few of them can be successfully completed. Even couples with a solid emotional foundation cannot withstand the distance between them. They start long-distance virtual blind dates as soon as they meet someone, which is really unreliable. Therefore, the principle of proximity is quite reasonable.
The principle of matching based on kinship does not mean that non-blood relatives or relatives will not be selected. Rather, it means that men and women with an emotional foundation will be given priority, such as childhood sweethearts, men and women who have had a one-night stand and are compatible. However, the AI has also made an "accident" in the matching mechanism - the son accidentally matched his father's mistress.
However, the AI quickly fixed the logical flaws in this awkward situation where a father and son become kindred spirits. The current matching system is quite sophisticated, and it is unlikely that relatives will be matched together. It is probably impossible for siblings to become each other's blind date partners.
So the problem might be that the AIs don't consider Chu Yinan as her family.
I don't understand it, but having another "toy" to amuse my younger brother is definitely a good thing.
It's unclear what dating tasks the matching system will issue next. Normally, after a successful match, there are hard-to-determine dating tasks assigned to each person, and these tasks are even customized by the AI algorithm. However, the first task is "meeting," and Chu Yinan and her proactive approach to meeting might have covered up this task.
After reviewing the rules, the girl put her phone aside, hugged her younger brother, and drifted off to sleep.
Around midnight, a dating task was sent to both of their phones.
—Let's play an R18 text adventure game together!
......
early morning.
Chu Yinan suddenly opened his eyes. After a brief moment of confusion, he remembered that he needed to get up early to check his phone messages.
It was barely dawn, but if you thought about taking a five-minute nap, you might wake up an hour later.
He gently climbed over his sister's mountain, got out of bed, grabbed his phone, and ran to the bathroom. As long as he locked the door, no place was safer than the bathroom!
He frantically clicked on the new match information sent yesterday with the speed of a tapping button when grabbing a red envelope, but he couldn't open the message at all. Instead, this message popped up:
"Error! You have an unfinished date task, please hurry up."
However, at the same time, another message popped up on the personal service terminal APP:
"Please do not take matching information negatively. Everyone has a responsibility to combat the problem of declining birth rates. Please contact your match promptly and arrange to meet."
This warning message likely refers to a new match that arrived yesterday. Normally, you should contact them on the same day and arrange to meet within a week. If the AI determines that you are acting in a "confrontational" manner, it is said that police officers from the police station will escort both parties to a date.
Want to cancel the blind date? Please apply for cancellation after meeting in person.
"No, you're not letting me open the interface to contact the other party, and you're warning me not to be negative. What are you trying to do?"
Does this mean I have to complete my sister's dating task before I can access the other side's information? But didn't I already meet my sister on a blind date yesterday? Looks like I'll have to use the power of the access control.
Chapter 010 The Teacher's Fiancé
Changfeng Island is adjacent to Fengshui Island and is generally referred to as the Twin Islands. Apart from kindergartens and tutoring centers, most schools are located on Changfeng Island.
At eight o'clock in the morning, Chu Yinan, who had returned to school very early, was deeply hurt. The school had indeed changed.
Nearly 80% of the male and female students walking back and forth in the corridor were holding hands, chatting and laughing as they came and went, and then saying goodbye at the classroom door. The air was filled with the disgusting smell of PDA!
Chu Yinan, who was sitting in the first row of the classroom, took a bite of a green lemon. It was so sour that his eyes squinted – this was one of his quirks; he liked to eat lemons raw.
"There were hardly any couples last week, but after the matchmaking, almost the entire school is full of couples."
Although he always said he didn't want to be matched with a partner, it didn't mean he wasn't envious. Chu Yinan was mostly just insecure. Whether it's a teenage girl, a white-collar worker, or a single wife or young woman, what they all want to be matched with is a reliable man who provides a sense of security and whom they can entrust their feelings to, right?
Chu Yinan considered himself reliable, having always possessed a maturity and wisdom beyond his years. However, his appearance was simply too lacking; lacking an interesting exterior, no girl would want to get to know his charming soul.
If he encounters a girl like his older sister who just wants to tease him, he'll feel terrible. He might be ridiculed online the next day and suffer social death.
Looking around the classroom, out of the 40 students, there were 11 couples exchanging glances, but they weren't sticking together because class was about to start.
The world is going to the dogs!
However, Chu Yinan noticed that there were several boys at the back table quietly playing on their phones, clearly people who were alone.
Although he was also matched, his sister didn't count; she had made a mistake in her early years, so she was also a lone wolf for now.
Chu Yinan had a decent relationship with the boys in the class. He sidled up to the group of boys, feeling a sense of belonging, as if he had finally found the "single wolf organization," and asked:
"Did you refuse to be matched, or were you not matched, or did the negotiations break down after you were matched?"
The boy playing on his phone was named Martin. He looked quite ordinary, which also meant he wasn't particularly special in the class. He remarked:
"I was matched with a girl I'd met once before while doing volunteer work together. She's not particularly pretty, but after spending time with her, I found she's actually quite nice. I used to think I wouldn't settle for anything less than a beautiful goddess, but now I realize I was too naive. I'm already thinking about what kind of diapers my future kids will use."
Chu Yinan was taken aback. She stood on tiptoe and glanced at his phone, only to find that he wasn't actually playing Ancient Battlefield, but was really browsing baby diapers!
This person has betrayed camaraderie and is beyond saving.
Another boy, whose name sounds like he longs for a vacation, was already a master of seduction in high school—not in the sense of picking up girls, but because he'd reportedly frequented numerous red-light districts at his age...
"The girl I was matched with is a hot girl I've known for 1000 Universal Coins. I met her once about a year ago, and we got along really well. I never expected to meet her like this. Big data is terrifying. I'll go see her at the movies after school this afternoon."
Chu Yinan stared in astonishment at his old friend Lianxiu, feeling for no reason that his hair color was somewhat unconventional, though it was also possible that he simply didn't care.
"Isn't this supposed to be a singles' alliance? Why do you all have satisfactory blind date partners? Didn't you say last week that 'whoever matches is a fool'?" he questioned incredulously.
"I'm an idiot."
"I'm an idiot too."
"You finally admitted it, wait, it seems I did go on dates too, and our blind date mission even went so far as to walk to and from school together, oh, I'm such an idiot!"
The guy next door, who was exchanging glances with his girlfriend, overheard their conversation and joined in, grinning slyly:
"Haha, I'm a fool too!"
"..." Chu Yinan was greatly shocked and devastated.
A tall girl who had a boyfriend a long time ago walked over and covered Chu Yinan's eyes from behind, asking him to guess who she was. Of course, this kind of question was no problem for Chu Yinan. He could just listen to her voice. As long as he wasn't asked to recognize her by her face, it was easy to answer.
"So, Xiao Nan, have you accepted the pairing?" the girl asked, giving Chu Yinan a sour lemon candy.
Chu Yinan shook his head. This was somewhat dishonest, but he was indeed forced into the pairing, not "accepted"—that was a word with an active meaning.
A few minutes later, the school bell rang, and the students returned to their seats as the bell rang, waiting neatly for the teacher to come in.
In an era of highly developed AI, is the existence of teachers really necessary?
The answer is: Yes.
Because in basic education, AI will never be able to understand why children make mistakes in reading questions in various inexplicable ways, why they can't get full marks in a simple division problem no matter how they do it, or why they misspell "older sister," "younger sister," and "mother" as "wife" in literature class. These are the kinds of things that teachers need to work on.
A young and beautiful (supposedly beautiful) female teacher named Iori Risa walked in, her legs wrapped in sheer black stockings and an engagement ring on her finger. She was a very popular beauty among the students (supposedly a beauty), but Chu Yinan thought her hips were not as good as Aunt Liu's, so she was just passable.
Risa Iori gently tapped the podium to signal for quiet, and then said:
"I feel that reiterating the school rules is unnecessary, but you still have to abide by them. Even if you are already in a relationship, you should control your excitement at school and not try to go straight to a hotel room. The law will not be lenient because of your age. The most important thing is to study. Otherwise, you will not be able to find a good job in the future and will not be able to get a better salary to pay for a quality life. If you have any questions, you can ask Qilin or consult the school. Think about your future before you act impulsively. This matter ends here."
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