The gods descend into reality

The next moment, even the usually calm and collected Wuming couldn't help but exclaim in surprise.

"It's as gentle as a breeze, why get so excited!"

Yasuo rolled his eyes at Wuming and said calmly.

As a master swordsman, I've seen it all.

"Has she gone mad?!"

A quarter of an hour later, looking at the newspaper in his hand, Yasuo felt that this guy, Shamei-maru, was...

He really has gone mad!

Chapter 732 The Talkative Tang Sanzang and Yama

Wenwen News.

Recently, the newspaper's editor-in-chief, Aya Shameimaru, risked her life to compile the news she obtained into the newspaper. Please be careful.

In a house of unknown location, there lives a sage-like youkai.

Spring drowsiness, summer fatigue, and autumn naps are typical of Yakumo's life.

It's just laziness.

Just between you all, I'll let you in on a little secret: although Yakumo looks quite voluptuous...

Yes, she is indeed very voluptuous, with a lot of flesh on her body.

After all, how can someone who doesn't love sports like Wenwen maintain a good figure?

Rumor has it that Yakumo is extremely old, as evidenced by a poem!

First came Zi Ma, then came Tian. Zi Ma existed before Tian Fu Dao. She is now seventeen years old. One creation of chaos counts as one year.

If we consider 5.6 billion years as one kalpa, then the creation and destruction of heaven and earth would take 480 million kalpas to form an immeasurable kalpa. One immeasurable kalpa is a period of chaos...

Rumor has it that Yakumo and Saigyouji Yuyuko have a son named Youmu, who is disguised as a young girl to avoid suspicion. Actually, the last time Aya saw her standing...

Upon seeing the article about Yakumo Yukari's dark past in the newspaper, both Yasuo and Wuming fell silent.

Holy crap, this is really big news.

"Life is so short, why do some people always like to take shortcuts!"

Shamei Ayamaru is really on a reckless path of courting death!

I remember back in the beginning, Aya Shameimaru would gossip about the relationship between Godzilla, King Ghidorah, and Mothra.

The main reason is that Ghidorah is female.

then

Then justice descended from heaven.

Shamei Maru was burned to a crisp; it was only because she had insurance from Yggdrasil that she survived.

That time, Ayumaru was probably doomed.

later

Later, Ayumaru publicly questioned the aesthetic sense of Son Goku, the King of Demon Kings.

Then he was killed by a blow.

Afterwards, it was resurrected again from the World Tree.

What followed was a series of self-destructive acts.

But no matter how many times they try to die, the other party always manages to revive from the World Tree.

God knows how much insurance they actually had!

However, given the nature of their work, it seems reasonable to buy them multiple insurance policies.

Not long after, an administrator surnamed Xiao, who wished to remain anonymous, appeared and publicly disclosed in real time how much resurrection insurance Shoomei Bunmaru had purchased.

The crowd had basically given up hope.

It's impossible for it to die!

To put it simply, if you kill her once a day...

The opponent can be resurrected continuously for a year.

Most importantly, the number of resurrection insurance policies is increasing every day, which makes everyone who was exposed furious.

But there was nothing they could do!

There's nothing we can do, they're rich and can do whatever they want!

Moreover, there aren't many people whose speed can match Shamei Ayumaru's, and who specifically seek out trouble with him.

This time, they actually revealed information about Yukari Yakumo.

It's said that age is probably the thing women care about most.

Should I bring a small stool and squat at the entrance of the newspaper office next door?

Maybe tomorrow we'll see a tabloid reporter stripped naked.

The house next door is unnamed.

A girl wearing a special hat and holding a stick of repentance.

At this moment, the girl had a stern face and looked seriously at the person blocking her way!

Having roamed freely among Yang Jian for so many years, this is the first time anyone has dared to stand before him!

"Monk, get out of the way!"

Shiki Eiki said with a stern face.

“Amitabha Buddha, the road is wide open, and everyone goes their own way. This road is one that each of us has walked. Relatively speaking, this humble monk is a little heavier than you, young lady, so my contribution is also a little greater.”

If anyone should move aside, it should be you!

Tang Sanzang smiled at Shiki Eiki.

"Your words are nothing but sophistry; do you think there's nothing wrong with what you, a monk, say?"

Shiki Eiki stared wide-eyed at Tang Sanzang.

But then, Shiki Eiki's expression froze.

"You...you didn't lie?!"

Shiki Eiki was shocked!

As Yama, I am able to see the sins committed by all living beings.

Of course, searching for people all over the mortal realm and explaining the mistakes they made is not about exercising the power of Yama.

All I wanted was for them to sincerely repent.

After all, most people will probably die.

After death, even the smallest lie will be punished in the underworld.

However, if someone is struck by their own repentance stick, their sins will gradually diminish.

In other words, although he is disliked by most people, what he does is actually a good thing.

"Amitabha Buddha, monks abstain from greed and anger. This humble monk has never uttered a lie in his entire life. Young lady, could you please help this humble monk see if he has committed any other sins?"

"Get out of the way!"

Yan Luo pouted unhappily.

In the past, I was always quite kind to people who had committed no crimes whatsoever.

But for some reason, I always feel like beating up this monk whenever I see him!

I'm so angry!

"Amitabha Buddha, young lady, please don't go. This humble monk is actually guilty. Sometimes I'm even afraid of stepping on an ant while walking."

You know how far the journey to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures was; who knows how many ants were stepped on and killed?

And, do you know what?

Tang Sanzang paused at this point.

Eiki Shiki.

"Eating this humble monk's flesh can grant immortality! Those demons are all going crazy trying to eat this humble monk's flesh. Humans are born of human mothers, and demons are born of demon mothers. All living beings in heaven and earth have spirits. This humble monk does not kill demons and evil spirits, but these demons and evil spirits are all actively seeking death. Amitabha, this humble monk is guilty!"

四季映姬

So all monks are this talkative?

"Oh, and also, this humble monk once saved the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong, and at that time, the Five Finger Mountain exploded with a bang."

四季映姬

So what does the explosion of Wuzhishan have to do with me? I'm just a Yama, the kind who specializes in being cute. Can you please stop clinging to my clothes?

I want to leave this place!

"Come on, repeat after me, it exploded with a bang, not bn, not bn either."

阎萝

He could hardly bear it any longer, and unconsciously tightened his grip on the repentance stick in his hand.

"Amitabha Buddha, back then..."

"bang"

"Amitabha Buddha, young lady, why did you hit this humble monk?"

Tang Sanzang touched his smooth, bald head and asked, somewhat puzzled.

There are mosquitoes.

"Alas, speaking of mosquitoes, I am reminded of the countless lives these mosquitoes have taken from me over the years."

"Can I leave?"