The gods descend into reality

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"Amitabha Buddha, hey, what is this?"

Immediately, Tang Sanzang grabbed a newspaper, a look of confusion on his face.

"This is utter nonsense! This kind of reporter is extremely wicked and absolutely deserves a lecture!"

The moment she saw the newspaper, Shiki Eiki felt as if she were witnessing a crime that had already materialized.

"Amitabha Buddha, this humble monk also feels that a bit of preaching is necessary!"

Tang Sanzang clasped his hands together, his face showing compassion for humanity.

Immediately, Tang Sanzang and Shiki Eiki locked eyes.

Yeah, let's do it together!

Chapter 733 The Two Nagging Duo

Yakumo House.

This is a rather strange place.

A hundred people who come here might have a hundred different opinions about this location.

Even many powerful individuals with strength equivalent to that of a great demon find it difficult to pinpoint the exact location of the Yakumo family.

Of course, many powerful individuals don't even need to find the exact location of the Yakumo House.

All you need to do is find the approximate location, and then unleash a devastating attack.

The yokai inside Yakumo's house will naturally come out.

Of course, normally no one comes to Yakumo's house.

After all, for the vast majority of humans, monsters, and even other races...

Yukari Yakumo, that old hag, is not only incredibly powerful, but also often capricious.

Perhaps, one second she's having a nice chat with you, and the next second she'll play a prank and throw you into a gap.

It's also possible that she'll record videos of your private life and then upload them to Mr. 91Yakumo's website.

This has led many people to keep their distance from Yukari Yakumo.

After all, when people are getting along, they prefer to make friends with people who are compatible and have stable personalities.

It's like a monkey.

Monkeys have the most unstable temperaments, exhibiting almost all of the worst human traits.

Therefore, monkeys are the most disliked species.

Similarly, there are a lot of people who don't want to be around Yukari Yakumo.

The Yakumo House remains as peaceful and tranquil as ever.

Yakumo Orange kept rolling around on the ground.

Yakumo Ran was slowly weaving a towel.

"Hey"

Yakumo Ran sighed.

As a nine-tailed fox, spring and autumn are the seasons when she sheds the most fur.

These pom-poms, along with the orange yarn, have already made many sweaters.

But what other options are there?

The Nine-Tailed Celestial Fox Tu Shan Ya Ya next door has exceptionally good hair quality. I even went to ask her why her hair doesn't fall out.

then

Then, the way Tu Shan Ya Ya looked at me back then.

Yakumo Ran admitted that it felt like her heart had been stabbed.

After returning home, she became increasingly troubled by her receding hairline.

Maybe one day, I'll go completely bald.

"Hey"

Thinking of this, Yakumo Ran couldn't help but sigh deeply again.

I have this feeling that going bald will make me the laughingstock of the entire nine-tailed fox clan.

"I envy Cheng so much, she's carefree all the time."

Watching the carefree Yakumo Cheng rolling around, Yakumo Ran couldn't help but mutter.

Orange doesn't need to worry about her hair volume at all, the key is...

While you yourself feel your body hair is thinning, the other person's body hair is still thick.

You say irritating is not irritating!

"Where is Lord Orange/Purple?"

Yakumo Ran looked at Yakumo Cheng and asked.

Speaking of her master, Yakumo Yukari, Yakumo Ran sometimes feels very sad.

Back when I was in Gensokyo.

The great barrier almost entirely requires the power of Yakumo Yukari's own demonic energy to maintain.

At that time, in the eyes of outsiders, Yakumo Yukari was a youkai shikigami.

But Yakumo Ran knew that.

Even though Lord Zi is sleepy in spring, tired in summer, and dozes off in autumn, and even hibernates in winter, Lord Zi has always been a diligent sage among monsters.

However, there is one thing that Yakumo Ran simply cannot understand.

That is, after arriving in this world, the Great Barrier of Gensokyo no longer exists.

Lord Zi's demonic power has also returned to his body.

Logically speaking, we shouldn't need to feel drowsy in spring, lethargic in summer, or sleepy in autumn like before.

结果

Lord Zi is exactly the same as before, in fact, he's even worse!

Puzzled, confused!

Ultimately, it became the driving force for finding the truth.

After tireless efforts and investigation, Yakumo Ran felt that she had finally found the truth.

Lord Zi is probably just too lazy.

Yes, that's definitely the reason.

"Oh dear, Zizi has gone to bed!"

Yakumo Ran thought to herself, "I knew it!" Yakumo Ran's answer made Yakumo Cheng realize that Yakumo Ran was right.

As expected, the Idle Yokai is still the same Idle Yokai!

"crash"

A roll of newspaper slowly fell from the sky.

"Hey, has that gossip bird improved its newspaper delivery skills yet?!"

Yakumo Ran asked in surprise, her hand instinctively reaching out to take the newspaper.

"Pfft, hahahaha!"

"I'm dying of laughter! There are actually 17-year-old old women in the world!"

And another thing, why is the old woman acting like a virgin with such a reluctant air? Hahahaha!

Yakumo Ran put down the scarf in her hand, and started laughing wildly as if she had discovered a new continent.

"Alalan, I think I just heard someone say that I'm a beautiful seventeen-year-old girl, did I hear that right?!"

Yakumo Yukari's voice came at just the right time, and Yakumo Ran's expression froze.

The newspaper in her hand appeared out of nowhere.

The next moment, the newspaper in Yakumo Yukari's hand was crumpled into a ball.

"That tengu of mine is really quite mischievous!"

Yakumo Yukari narrowed her eyes.

In fact, Yukari Yakumo had already guessed the trickery involved.

For example, someone might go on a trip and become weak, but upon returning and seeing such reports, they don't get angry or cause trouble for the other party.

I've been waiting to see the show unfold for so many days.

As a result, that damned tengu actually messed with us!

Yukari Yakumo felt a bit angry!

In order to refine the creation obtained from the Age of Gods, it seems that I haven't been out and about in this world for quite some time.

So long that some idiots have even forgotten that they are the sage of monsters.

Meanwhile, at the Wenwen Newspaper Office.

"Is this the newspaper you just printed?"

Shamei Ayamaru looked at the two bewildered girls in front of him with a sorrowful expression, his voice trembling slightly.

"That's right!"

Pearl nodded.

"Didn't you tell us, as journalists, that we should report the facts?"

Baozhu nodded as well.