Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

173 EVA with a male to female ratio of 1:39

Asuka was generally considered Ikari Gendō's test subject—she was always the first to get any of the dirty work. And since Asuka was happy to take the lead, why not?

Ayanami, the key to his "godhood" and meeting his wife; Ikari Shinji, the crucial figure who controlled Unit-01's final execution, clearing the way for him—and the key to his godhood. Only Asuka, without either, had other replacements. In old Ikari's eyes, Asuka wasn't even a human being.

At best, she's just a tool—the kind that doesn't hold back. And Ikari is, how should I put it… the type who uses people for his own benefit and doesn't use them for his own benefit. Even if you don't consider Asuka a human being, at least if she's no longer useful, you can get her a therapist, right? Even if you think Asuka is just a tool, if she's no longer useful, throwing her back to America wouldn't be a big deal.

No, Ikari Gendou is the type of person who doesn't care about anything that has nothing to do with me, even if it's something I caused. I just ignore it. I call it: not good at socializing.

This isn't about being unsociable, it's simply being mean. However... Old Ikari deployed Shinji Ikari directly to the front lines on such a dangerous mission, because he absolutely had no other choice. There are some things only Unit-01 can do—

"Om, hum..."

Shinji Ikari is inside Unit-01, wearing a giant "life jacket" designed specifically for Unit-01—more like a life raft. The immense buoyancy allows Unit-01 to float directly on the ocean after being dropped from tens of thousands of meters in an AT stance.

"Xiao Zhen, can you hear me?" After Shinji Ikari landed at the designated location, all kinds of technological ships, observation ships, work ships and escort warships around him rushed up one after another.

"Yes, Misato-san." Xiao Ikari nodded while inserting the plug - he had not fought against this apostle last week, and now he was very unsure.

"This operation is very dangerous - sorry, it was just my thought." Misato Katsuragi's voice was very serious.

"No, it's my honor to fight alongside you." Ikari Shinji responded to Katsuragi Misato's apology with great seriousness: "You don't need to apologize. All your commands so far have been correct, and all your operations have been victorious. I am incredibly proud to fight under your command."

Nonsense, this is just like playing against KD. If you lose a kill, you don't have to play anymore. Of course, your winning rate must be 100% as long as you are alive.

"Is that so... Thank you." Katsuragi Misato was in a state of conflicted emotion. Now she had to send the person she loved most, the one she was protecting, directly to the most dangerous front lines. "This operation must succeed, not fail! The fate of all mankind rests on you. Did you notice anything else, Shin? - There are no UN bombers in the sky this time."

"?"

"Because the United Nations knows that unless one is determined to destroy the Earth, ordinary N2 bombs, or even nuclear weapons, will have no effect on this apostle. Destroy its position directly—after you dive underwater, all surface surveillance and operational equipment will abandon ship. Do you understand?"

"Yes." Xiao Ikari nodded, because even if the mission was successful - this giant apostle with a length of 3,000 kilometers, if it shook its body - it would be an epic geological disaster.

"But I'll be watching you from heaven until the very end." Katsuragi Misato's voice was very gentle. "Unit 0 and Unit 2 are also on standby within a hundred kilometers of the nearby sea area. I hope that they won't need to be used, you know?"

Because it is used to retrieve corpses.

"Yes."

"Okay, let's talk about something else—you won, and I'll treat you to a trip around the nearby islands! It's my treat!"

"Miri, you said it!" Suddenly, Asuka interrupted the conversation channel: "-How many days will you play?!"

"Three days! I approve the vacation! - All expenses will be borne by me!" Misato Katsuragi patted her chest like an adult.

Shinji Ikari curled his lips and thought to himself, last month's car loan was obtained from me by you in a vacuum, so what's there to be proud of?

"Honest student, did you hear that? Misato will reimburse us for one... no, three swimsuits!"

"Huh?" Misato Katsuragi was stunned. Even if the earth was saved, I would still die?

"Ikari-kun—" Ayanami's eyes were filled with worry as she looked at the endless sea again and again: "The things down there are very strange—there's nothing, completely empty…"

"It's okay, Ayanami—" Xiao Ikari quickly comforted her, "It's all very simple... Sister Ritsuko and Sister Misato are watching over us, there will be no problem."

"..." Akagi Ritsuko thought to herself, "I can't guarantee this success rate. 0. Ten decimal places!" But she still took command. "Xiao Zhen, remember! After entering the water, the AT field must be deployed after 8,000 meters. Before that, don't alert the enemy. Unit-01 is strong, but not that strong. Do you understand? After entering the Angel's S2 mechanism—the AT field must be fully deployed! Such a powerful and strange S2 mechanism... there must be something wrong."

"Don't worry, Ritsuko--" Ikari made a gesture of strength in the cockpit: "I'll take care of it--Ritsuko--come and play with me during the holidays! Otherwise, I won't be able to concentrate on the battle."

"...Don't tease me, my Lord! Third Fittest, do you still want to walk out of my infirmary alive during your next physical examination?"

"?! Sorry... I'm sorry..." Ikari used his own famous quote.

"Hmph!" Ritsuko Akagi turned off her conversation screen.

"...Why mess with her at such a crucial moment when there are so many people to mess with?" Katsuragi Misato felt that things were not simple, but she didn't know what was wrong for a moment - now was not the time to think about this: "Then - the battle begins!"

Eight carrier ships hoisted the small anchor, forming a massive offshore gantry crane from eight different directions. Afterward, personnel quickly moved in lifeboats to the nearby small aircraft carrier, where several large helicopters began evacuating personnel.

Evacuating you is our duty. But if you evacuate too late, we won't wait a second longer—because the apostles grow stronger with each passing second, and each increase in strength increases the threat to the Pacific coast. The combined lives of all those here are worth less than one billionth of the economic value of the nations surrounding the Pacific.

"Six thousand meters! Six thousand one hundred meters, six thousand two hundred meters..."

Maya Ibuki was on the transport plane in the sky, constantly reporting the information sent back.

Misato Katsuragi and Ritsuko Akagi were both staring intently at the instrument on which Maya Ibuki was reporting the numbers. Ritsuko Akagi was staring intently, while Misato Katsuragi was listening intently—because she couldn't understand, but she was forcing herself to watch.

"Tsk, if you ask me, I should take the first step..." Asuka bit her thumb nail lightly.

"Ikari-kun..." Ayanami just stared at the sea.

"Nine thousand nine hundred meters... ten thousand meters! No, there's something wrong with the apostle's reaction! - High energy reaction -" Suddenly, the entire Pacific Ocean spun -

"This is impossible." Akagi Ritsuko was bewildered. "What kind of nerve conduction system is this? Such a huge body can actually receive commands from the entire body at the same time?! What kind of creature is this?!"

"Xiao Zhen!" Misato Katsuragi was even more worried about Shinji Ikari.

The 80-meter-long Unit-01 is nothing but dust in front of the 3000-kilometer-long Angel entrenched in the Pacific Ocean. The stirred-up seawater could destroy all of human civilization.

"I didn't... What is this?! What is this... Ah! This is, Dirac's..."

Xiao Ding was silent for a moment.

"...?!?! Xiaozhen!!!"

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If Shinji Ikari simply fell into a certain Dirac Ocean, met Yui Ikari in it as before, and then came out baptized by maternal love - that would be so boring.

"Drip...drip...drip..."

Shinji Ikari opened his eyes again.

What he saw was a ceiling he didn't recognize... No, this ceiling was familiar. Wasn't this the dedicated intensive care unit he often visited? Every time he came, it felt like he was dying. Of course, the memory was still vivid! He was covered in tubes, and almost every hole had a plastic tube. Where there were no holes, he would make a hole and insert a plastic tube. At this moment, he woke up.

"Oh?! Shinji-kun, are you awake?"

The first person I saw when I opened my eyes was Maya Ibuki.

"? What's wrong with me?" Ikari Shinji gently stroked his head... his hair was a little long. Had he been unconscious for a long time? He looked at his hands again, but he couldn't help but feel that something was wrong.

"Congratulations, Shinji-kun—we defeated the Angel, it was all thanks to you," Maya Ibuki said with a smile. "You bravely saved Asuka 'in the crater'—that girl doesn't know how to thank you. Oh, right—you're awake, I'll go talk to Senior."

"?" Xiao Ding didn't know what was going on. He pinched his chin and thought for a while. He couldn't think of anything, but something else was about to come out: "Sister Maya?"

"...?"

"? Sister Maya?"

"?!?!" Maya Ibuki stood there motionless, as if under a spell. She looked at Ikari, then trembled all over, and moved with trembling hands: "You called me Sister Maya?"

"Yes, Maya-sister." Xiao Ikari gave a bright and innocent smile. Suddenly, Maya Ibuki stopped trembling and her face flushed. "What's wrong?"

"Nothing... nothing..." Maya Ibuki took two deep breaths, then suddenly took out the air cleaner beside her and started spraying it. She said hurriedly, "Ah, that... Shinji-kun, call me Sister Maya... Hehe. So, what's going on?"

"Nothing... Didn't you call me Xiaozhen before?"

“?! Xiao, Xiao Zhen?...Okay, okay, Zhen!” The cute beauty with short black hair was almost excited.

"...Maya-sister is a little strange today... Never mind." Ikari Shinji shook his head slightly and said, "I want to go to the bathroom. Can you remove these tubes for me?"

"Toilet...toilet?!" Excretion play? A beautiful boy like this? I finally got to see him after finally sending the other nurses away. Shinji-kun... no, Shinji-kun treated me like this today! Calling me Maya-sama, she definitely has me in her heart! Although I've already decided to spend my whole life with my senior, this isn't so bad... ah. Is this going to be a premarital affair before I even marry my senior?

"Ahem, as for the toilet... there's no way to remove these now. Well, if there's really no other way, then I'll have to... do it myself." Ibuki Maya's face flushed a frightening red -

"? Sister Maya, aren't you a germaphobe?" Ikari was completely bewildered. Ibuki Maya, a germaphobe, was helping him pee? What a joke! What kind of epic joke was this? She'd probably throw up three liters of it.

"But, there's nothing I can do. After all, it's Xiao Zhen—I can do it for Xiao Zhen." Mysophobia? How could it be possible! This is one of my favorite plays. If it's mysophobia, it's because—as long as it's mysophobia, this play is even more interesting! Beautiful boy, beautiful boy's excretion play...

As Maya Ibuki spoke, she helped Ikari take off his pants gently as a nurse.

A plastic tube is inserted into the urethra—this happens when someone is unconscious or undergoing surgery—directly into the bladder! It's incredibly painful, and the foreign object sensation inside is incredibly uncomfortable—and it's even more excruciating when it's pulled out!

"!?" Maya Ibuki was startled, having thought Ikari was already boki. But upon closer inspection, it looked like it was still flaccid—still a dozen centimeters long. If it was boki, how big would it be? The playful, short-haired beauty squatting on the ground couldn't hide her excitement!

Xiao Ding was extremely embarrassed, because the breath almost made him feel something! - But the slight feeling was completely obliterated by the pain of the catheter.

What kind of play is this?!

"Sister Maya, forget it. I, I made a mistake. This isn't the sensation of defecation. This should be the sensation of a foreign body being inserted into the bladder with a catheter. Forget it."

"Just let it go? No, no - sometimes I still... ahem, hug, sorry. Don't hate me, I'm just doing this for Xiao Zhen's own good..." Suddenly realizing something, Maya Ibuki quickly stood up and helped Xiao Ikari lie down.

"How could I possibly hate Maya-san?" Xiao Ding didn't quite understand what was going on: "Um...Maya-san, don't worry. Of course, Maya-san is doing this for my own good."

A rare conscience in NERV. Apart from being a lesbian, she is basically a perfect woman.

"It's just... Sister Maya." Xiao Ikari thought about it. This strange atmosphere was still not right. He didn't understand what she just said - "Can you tell me about the last time... Forget it, can you give me my phone?"

"?! Okay! Xiaozhen... uh, this cell phone thing. Never mind, I'll make an exception! Mine is Xiaozhen's - Xiaozhen, just connect it directly to my reader!"

"? What do you mean?"

"Oh, Xiaozhen, the IV drip is not working well with it in your hand. Then let me help you insert it--"

“?!?!” So ​​open? !

174 It seems that clearing the level is easy (Part 2)

Shinji Ikari found out that he had traveled through time again.

This time, after crossing the Dirac Sea of ​​the unfamiliar "Eighth Angel", I easily traveled to this EVA world.

First, matriarchal society - a world where the concept of chastity is reversed due to the number of people.

Second, despite being a matriarchal society, the male-to-female ratio is 1:39, with a significant number of homosexuals among them. This is because the world protected the vast majority of men during the Second Surge, leaving women to fend for themselves. Otherwise, the male-to-female ratio would have been 1:60 or higher.

Third, cyberpunk!

No matter how you look at it, this world will be destroyed. Even without the apostles, this world will be destroyed along with it.

Shinji Ikari discovered a USB-like port on his wrist, which he plugged directly into a human-computer interface behind Maya Ibuki's ear. Within seconds, Ikari had read through countless documents.

For example, this world's Ikari Shinji is autistic, but the reason for his autism is the same as the vast majority of men in this world. Women in this world are overly aggressive, and because men are rare, they feel superior—and there are countless female "dogs" out there. Basically, just wave your hand and it's a grand feast, a silver party.

Of course, from the perspective of women in this world, it probably belongs to the Chelun Women's Conference.

The Asuka of this world is a tsundere, but a beautiful girl. Even though she is a beautiful girl, she is currently pursuing Shinji Ikari.

The Ayanami of this world is a three-nothing, but beautiful girl. Even though she is a three-nothing beautiful girl, because of the continuous battles with Ikari Shinji, she is becoming more and more interested in him.

This world's Katsuragi—seemingly possessing a sexual interest in this world's Ikari Shinji—doesn't dare to make a move. After all, it's an adult versus a 14-year-old.

Anyone who dares to move will be caught and beheaded!

This world's Akagi—it's still the same thing, except this time it's the result of a serious imbalance in the gender ratio, compounded by the issue of Ikari's lackeys. There are a ton of Ikari's lackeys in NERV, so which one are you? Ikari Gendō, for being the male commander of NERV, is a bitch-in-the-making type (Pfft! Hahahahaha…)

Xiao Ding thought about it for a long time but couldn't figure it out. Why did this world have all the factors that lead to GG?

Not long ago, just like the episode before... the week before... last week, Asuka was recovering the standard version of the Eighth Angel from a volcano, but a mechanical failure nearly killed her. Ikari bravely jumped into the crater and rescued Asuka without protection—but then he himself collapsed from the heat and was hospitalized.

"Thank you... Sister Maya." Little Ikari decided in a second how he was going to overthrow Old Ikari in this world - it was very simple, it seemed that killing SEELE was just a matter of raising his hand.

Then, Shinji Ikari's hand gently stroked the palm of Maya Ibuki's hand.

——Start being a bitch from today!

I, Shinji Ikari, will overthrow the entire NERV!

"!?!?" Shinji-kun was so gentle, actually grabbing my hand. He wasn't like before, completely silent except for work. Even if I saw him, Ding-ding wouldn't call me a pervert. Oh my, could he really like me? If that's the case...would trying to conceive now hinder NERV's future operations? If I get fired, how am I going to support Shinji-kun?!

"Maya-san has always been someone I respect." Xiao Ikari said with a smile, "If possible, I'll have to ask Maya-san more often in the future—ah, I was just very happy that my connector could connect to Maya-san's insertion slot... It's like an indirect kiss."

“!!!” Oh no, I want to get pregnant! Senior…Senior! Help me!

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EVA with a male to female ratio of 1:39.

Those days were as magical as they could be.

Maya Ibuki was completely defeated. She went into the NERV women's restroom and didn't come out for two hours! When she came out, her heart was radiant, but her body was exhausted. She asked for leave to go home and fight again.

Little Ikari was still lying in the hospital ward, and of course he was planning something big.

"He's lost some memory, but everything else is normal. Ritsuko said he'll be back soon—so, let's have a grand welcome party for Shinji coming home today!" Misato Katsuragi looked at Shinji Ikari, who had just been discharged from the hospital. He seemed a little different than before, but she couldn't put her finger on why. Perhaps he really had lost his memory. "Come on, Shinji! I'll take you home. Um... um... uh, if you don't like it, then we won't do it. Don't lock yourself in the house anymore. I'm... really worried about you."

"It's okay, Misato-san."

“…Ah? You called me…”

"Misato? Is that not okay?" Shinji Ikari showed an innocent and lovely smile, reached out and directly held Katsuragi Misato's hand: "Call me Xiaozhen from now on."

"?!"