Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

Swish! The beautiful girls, mature women, and young ladies who were observing Ikari Shinji in the hospital lobby all stared at Katsuragi Misato as if she were a class enemy.

[It's just that her breasts are a little bigger, she's an old woman! ——]

[I'm so envious—Why?! Kill her today! I'll be his guardian!]

[Damn sow...]

This world is really depressing and scary.

"Shin-chan..." Katsuragi Misato was practically on the verge of tears. She'd wanted to give Ikari Shinji motherly love—but she hadn't expected him to give her such intense fatherly love. Ah... accepting a junior high school boy 15 years her junior as her father—isn't this the height of shotacondom? I... I'm disgusted (Shinji Ikari's famous quote, everyone should recite it).

"Let's go, Misato-sister." Ikari took Katsuragi's hand and walked out quickly. "By the way, where's Asuka?"

"...That guy, ah..." So he still likes young girls? Of course, Makoto risked his life to save Asuka. "Because you were injured, that guy has been shut up in his house for ages. He slapped himself a dozen times, and his face is still swollen... But he's too embarrassed to see you, and he knows he's wrong. Well... she's very grateful to you, but you know her personality. It might be hard for her to say it out loud. Shinji... Makoto, don't hate her."

"It's impossible to hate them—you are all my comrades."

Xiaozhen is so cute and sensible! But I don't want you to be so sensible to other women! Just be kind to me...

Using his anti-reconnaissance skills as a Soviet scout from last week, Ikari easily found the only surveillance camera monitoring Misato Katsuragi. Pretending to be careless, he stepped on it.

"Oh, Misato-san, I'm sorry I broke your car decorations."

"?!? No, it's okay, Shin." Katsuragi felt a little distressed. These were the decorations he bought with great expense!

"Well... let's make it up to Misato-nee." Ikari Shinji went straight to A. "Everyone, stop dithering!" We'd already defeated the Eighth Angel. If we didn't speed up, we'd be dead. So, in the hospital's underground parking lot, in Katsuragi's sports car—Ikari gave Katsuragi a gentle kiss on the side of his face.

"!? Xiaozhen!?" Katsuragi's car was airtight - at least no light could be seen from the outside.

Katsuragi's inner world was surging with lust! — Does she like me? Ah, could it be that after experiencing a life-or-death crisis, she finally realized the benefits of being a big sister? I understand, I understand. I've been trying to please her, and it's worth it that she realizes my true feelings...

"Nothing." Little Ikari thought to himself that this kiss was truly an adult's kiss, but...don't wait, speed up! Keep going! "Misato-sister, don't you like it?"

"Xi... ahem, I'm an adult! I have to be responsible for you. This is wrong. A boy should be reserved, should, should... Xiaozhen, what are you doing?"

Hey, ha! NERV bitch is online! — Sorry, I only logged in halfway through the dungeon, so I need to speed up.

"If Misato-sama likes it." Ikari Shinji decided to play the emotional card, but the man didn't care about this. In fact, Ikari Shinji thought he had taken advantage of her a thousand times! So he unbuttoned a few buttons of his shirt and said, "It's not impossible to continue——"

It's like a 14-year-old girl sitting next to you and taking off her shirt.

This is a crime! Katsuragi Misato's mind couldn't keep up with the logic—and then, her car seat was folded flat. It turned out that Ikari was very familiar with this (he had tried it in the car last week). As soon as the car locks were locked, the car sex began!

"Oh no! Well, no matter how many brides there are in the future, at least let me be one of them, right? It's not just for fun, right? Xiaozhen?!" In a world where the male-to-female ratio is 1:39, although the concept of chastity has been reversed, but... Alas.

It's almost like "All wives are cuckolds, except me".jpg

"——" Ikari Shinji was also quite confused. He thought about the daily rules of the world he had just seen... and licked his tongue. Ikari Shinji said, "I only like Misato-nee, but if anything changes in the future - Misato-nee will have her own ring with "Ikari Shinji" written on it."

"...?!" Is this a proposal?! Oh no, I don't know what to think anymore. Now...is this flowing out water, or an egg?

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The car sex is over, go home!

Misato Katsuragi has become a loser. The Misato Katsuragi in this world is indeed a lot loser - and she is 29 years old and still a virgin.

...Ah, Kaji Ryoji isn't dead, is he? Or was he never born? After all, 1:39—38 fewer boys is pretty normal.

"Zila zila... a 30-year-old man was given sleeping pills to lose his ability to act, and then molested. Two 14-year-old junior high school girls were arrested - experts say the age of sexual offenders is decreasing, while the age of men threatened is increasing. More respect education and sexual counseling must be provided to underage women - and legislation regarding underage women must be strengthened!"

Xiao Ikari heard this news coming from Katsuragi's radio station.

in shock.

"Can't let anyone know!" Katsuragi Misato knew her own limitations: "Not even Asuka! - Hey, Asuka likes you sincerely... Me, me too. Even if I get pregnant... it's normal. But! We still have bigger enemies, so I have to bite the bullet and take the birth control pill today... Woohoo. Let's make a promise, after all the victory! I must get pregnant! No matter how many women are waiting for you - I have to be the first one to get pregnant! Got it!"

"..." This is terrible, this world: "Okay, Sister Misato! I promise, you must be the first!"

“Hehehe…” Ah…this Yan Yuluji…

"Then, we..."

"Ding ding ding..." Suddenly, Katsuragi's cell phone rang.

"? Hello? Ritsuko... What? You want me to report to NERV? Why? I'm off work today! Why should I... Uh, ah, okay... I'll be right back." Katsuragi Misato rubbed her hands awkwardly and said, "It seems I got caught skipping work last time... Ahem. I still have work to do, you go up by yourself. Oh, by the way, here's your money!"

Misato Katsuragi suddenly remembered something and took out one of the few things in her wallet... her credit card.

"Here, it's 5 yen! Although, although... ahem! If it's not enough, just ask me again!" Katsuragi Misato acted like an adult: "I heard that boys will go astray because of lack of money, but you can't do that! Xiaozhen, if there is anything missing, I will definitely give you the full amount!"

"...Thank you, Misato-san." Xiao Ikari waved his hand and said with a smile, "I don't need money at all on a daily basis. I've been eating and using Misato-san's money, so I should give it to Misato-san. It's okay, you go to work - I'll be leaving first. What time will I be back in the evening? I'll prepare dinner for you."

"...Wuwuwu...Xiaozhen..."

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If Katsuragi Misato hadn't mentioned it, I would have forgotten that Ikari Shinji stole a cigarette from Katsuragi, lit it up, and started smoking—this body still felt a little uncomfortable with it. But after two puffs, he got used to it. He really is...

I can use money as a bond to get people to have sex with me!

In this way, NERV will be my handle! No one will get into emotional entanglements! This is the wisdom of men and women in "A World Where the Concept of Chastity is Reversed"!

Xiao Ding finished smoking a cigarette and went upstairs.

“…?! Stupid… idiot, you’re back?”

After returning home, I saw Asuka wearing only a bra and shorts on the lower body - basically the equivalent of cooking in a naked apron.

The beautiful girl is still that beautiful girl.

"No, don't go in and lock yourself in!" Asuka blushed and refused to admit it after waiting at the door for a long time. But... how should I put it, this unwillingness to admit what's in her heart...

"Stupid Shinji, you... I... I want to thank you..." Asuka blushed and shouted, "Thank you for saving me. Without you, I would have been dead! I'm so sorry for hurting you! You can hit me or scold me if you want!"

"......?" Xiao Ikari walked around the room, covering up various surveillance cameras.

Asuka actually... Oh, yes, women in this world have to "take responsibility".

Ah, how tragic. One gender is supposed to be held accountable, shoulder the responsibility, and shoulder the responsibility solely because of their gender.

"Nothing." Ikari walked up to Asuka and said with a smile, "It's my duty to save Asuka. After all, Asuka... is also someone I like."

"?!?!" Did I hear it wrong? What did this idiot man just say? Like me?? I must have heard it wrong. There's no such good thing as this...

"If you don't like Asuka, you wouldn't do something like this, right?" Ikari Shinji continued to talk, feeling that clearing this world was quite easy: "Because I love Asuka—and everyone else!"

"!!" He really loves me?!

175 Asuka, please, understand?

Overall, Asuka is a bit awkward—which is normal, as she is at a relatively awkward age: adolescence; has a relatively awkward identity: a beautiful girl; and had a relatively awkward childhood:

This childhood is slightly different from that of ordinary Asuka.

Because this world is a world where the male-to-female ratio is 1:39 and the concept of chastity between men and women is reversed - so the fact that Asuka has a father is already rare and precious.

Asuka's biological mother is dead, and her biological father has countless backups. At the hospital, a backup sow takes over, and back home, there are countless sows waiting to take over—how could Asuka bear it when she gets home? So, at the age of four, Asuka is witnessing a world where ethics and morality are collapsing... well, that's normal. As she grows up, she learns even more about abnormalities.

For example, when Asuka learned that her German father wasn't into sex (it seems all men in this world are like that), and even disliked women, he had no choice but to seek out Zeppelin, Asuka's biological mother. They had Asuka, and they had a child. Then, Asuka's father's sexual abilities weren't mature enough, or perhaps he wasn't really a man at all. His relationship with Zeppelin wasn't great, and more precisely, he was unilaterally disgusted by Zeppelin's excessive demands.

As Asuka grew up, she gradually learned about "Sex, Lies, and Videotape" - the stories of her parents' generation.

Asuka, already awkward, feels even more awkward inside. She has her own criteria for judging whether someone truly loves her. Furthermore, Asuka in this world is still the dominant gender. Although they are all women, women here have more "responsibilities."

No matter how arrogant she is, she will do it when she has something to do.

So when Asuka of this 1:39 world meets Ikari Shinji, the man who "saved" her, her heart is truly tied to him. Her only fear is that he will reject her, or become like "before," wary of women like the "normal" men of this world—in which case, she would have no chance at all.

Finally, Asuka realized that Shinji Ikari "loved" her - and in an instant, tears filled her eyes.

"I!—I!—You, you really… love me? Me? Soryu Asuka Langley?"

What you said is, if I, Shinji Ikari, don’t like you, Asuka (and Ayanami - and Katsuragi), who else can I like?

"We're comrades fighting side by side—and I like you because I know your heart." Ikari Shinji gently put his arm around her shoulders... Hmm, so frail. Why don't women in this world exercise just because they've gained social power? Uh... If I think about it, I've already gained social power, so why should I force myself to evolve my testosterone?

"I, Shinji Ikari—because I like, admire, and love Soryu Asuka Langley—I swear to protect her. Even if death separates us, I will not stop missing her!"

In this world, "when a woman pursues a man, there's a mountain between them," and "when a man pursues a woman, there's only a layer of membrane between them."

So Ikari Shinji gently gave himself to the man, which was equivalent to the woman giving herself to the man—but he didn't feel disadvantaged at all, which was amazing. He gently put his arm around the man's shoulders, and then turned it into a hug.

"So, Asuka, are you willing to accept my affection?"

"I... humph, I..." Her face flushed the same shade as her battle suit, her voice trembling. Yet, she didn't want to lose even a sliver of her tsundere nature. Me! Could the pride of Sōryu Asuka Langley not break through this mere wall of the world?

So even though she was willing in her heart, Asuka still couldn't say "I agree" - being a tsundere would ruin her life, wouldn't it be enough if she just said "I agree"?

"Let me make it clear first." Shinji Ikari suddenly felt that he was not a human being sometimes.

But the interest between husband and wife is just a matter between the young couple.

The beautiful boy suddenly distanced himself from Asuka, staring at the beautiful girl's mysterious sapphire eyes and tsundere face like the death of ruby.

"Considering the gender ratio in this world, I won't do anything scumbag. Don't bother me later—I have a good impression of all the women who fight with me, okay?"

“…?!” What an epic scumbag you are, this…

This is a world with a male-to-female ratio of 1:39. All women are forced to become cuckolds. It's normal to marry with multiple wives. The law doesn't care, so why do you care so much? Besides, your own father is like this, this...

"No, can't I do it alone?" You see, arrogance ruins one's life. How good it would have been if he had agreed immediately: "I can definitely satisfy you!"

Ah... what kind of tag type of conversation is this?

Sometimes Shinji Ikari has to think for a while before he can transform the other person's words from the world reversed by the concept of chastity with a male-female ratio of 1:39 to the world he lives in.

"Well... you could give it a try." Shinji Ikari suddenly remembered the great Irish Ulster legend, "The Bull Raiders." Yes, that Irish epic poem about the dog (Cuchulainn). There's a clear line of dialogue in it: "If you can satisfy me, then I agree to have you as my only woman. If you can't satisfy me, then, to put it bluntly, you're useless. Don't blame me for that, right?"

"I don't blame you!" The male sexual function in this world isn't a collective disorder, but at the very least, it's collectively semi-impotent! Women are already feeling suffocated, so how could I possibly lose to you?! Especially when you, Shinji Ikari, look so effeminate and effeminate!

The advantage is mine, how can I lose with Asuka on my side?! I have nothing to fear anymore, I, Asuka, will become a god today! - No one can stop me from possessing Ikari Shinji!

"Although this is despicable, leaving you alone with me. But if this works... then let it be despicable. You should have had many wives, but now you can only have me!" Asuka thought so, and she was stepping into the despicable world.

Mom! Thank you for giving birth to me in the same year as Ikari-san! It's a few months late, but isn't brother-sister relationships a trend within trends? —Mom, today I'm entering adulthood! I'll definitely seize happiness, really...

"Eh?" Some of them, I can't catch them.

"Hey." Ikari Shinji was a bit confused, after all, he couldn't change his mood for a while. Just now, 29-year-old Katsuragi Misato was such a loser! How can you sleep when you're so loser? Of course, at that time, he just thought Katsuragi Misato was loser - but he soon learned a new skill: faking an orgasm.

Ah... when I think about it carefully, this skill really is... well, it satisfies the other person's psychological needs.

On the other hand, Shinji Ikari is also learning rapidly - it seems, it seems.

Am I the dominant sex? Just like in nature, where courtship is concerned, am I definitely the dominant sex?

"I'm talking about Asuka, don't you know how to ask for help?" You tsundere! I haven't been able to teach you a lesson in my normal worldview in my past lives. Considering that every Asuka is noble, theoretically I could teach you a lesson.

"?! What do you mean?" Asuka didn't quite understand. The beautiful girl thought for a long time and felt that the world was a beautiful place. Why are you so irritable to me? Are you the type who breaks up with me immediately after confirming the relationship? No! "I, aren't we already boyfriend and girlfriend?! Hey, stupid Shinji, you... aren't really... going to break up? What did I do wrong?"

"..." Ikari Shinji clearly grasped the other person's emotions—anxiety and anxiety. If that were the case, he was indeed on the stronger side.

"Beg me—" The beautiful boy immediately learned the survival skills of this world—perhaps one of the most important survival skills. "I say, at least to have sex, you should be the one begging me, right? Well... the request is not high. How about this, take off your clothes, kneel on the ground, and say a few nice words, and I will agree."

"?!?! Ikari Shinji, how could you insult me ​​like this!?"

Eh? Uh...are you kidding me? Yeah, I'm proud...

Shinji Ikari was just about to say "Sorry, I was just kidding" - when he saw the young lady from this world start to untie her apron.

While feeling embarrassed and insulted, the corners of her mouth seemed to be slightly raised uncontrollably. Her eyes were confused and darting around. She muttered "You insult me, you insult me...", but her hands were quickly untying her apron. Then she untied...

In less than thirty seconds, the kneeling version of Asuka appeared here.

Ah… this… So sometimes, especially in this 1:39 worldview, the dominant gender has reached this point? Hmm… How terrifying. Can beautiful girls of this level be summoned and dismissed at will? This…

Suddenly, Shinji Ikari understood the pain of the "cyberpunk" version of Shinji Ikari - this is his world, right?

Of course, this is a distorted world. After all, who in their right mind would masturbate to a comrade while he's unconscious and hanging by a thread? —Isn't this world stupid? Isn't this just intentionally disgusting?

"Please, please, the invincible Lord Shinji! - Have sex with me...with me...have a date!" The beautiful girl Asuka said this nakedly - she said this with excitement, desire and longing.

"This is a man who once saved me - whatever I do is my duty, and I won't suffer any loss." This is the true thought of beautiful girls with strong gender in this world.

"Emmmm..." Anyway, I won't suffer any loss, this is the true thought of the soul of Shinji Ikari who traveled through time and space. Can this really be done?

The boy and girl's first time, two jade-like bodies meeting each other openly. At an age when they should and most yearn to understand the great harmony of life, the two of them are like a picture scroll.

Asuka is a little weird. Isn't that what's written in the book? Shouldn't it be woman on top? And shouldn't I be... Oops!

Asuka thought about a thousand possibilities, but she hadn't imagined Shinji Ikari throwing himself at her. Generally speaking, generally speaking! In this world where chastity is reversible, women, like ordinary men, are the active ones. They need to actively learn various H techniques, at least they can't be completely ignorant. Furthermore, no matter how much chastity is changed, there's still that membrane in the physiological structure. In this world—when a man and a woman are in love for the first time, if the woman suddenly bleeds!

Wouldn't that be a real letdown? The 1:39 male-to-female ratio was so hard-won for mating rights, but if this guy became impotent, how would you compensate him? — This puberty-bound girl would find an opportunity and simply pierce herself.

However, the Asuka of this world doesn't have that—after all, she's so proud and arrogant. How could Asuka be lacking in men? How could it be possible!