Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"Ahhh, what was I doing before!" The little guy in my heart kept beating up my past self - Asuka wanted to beat up her past self, so why was she so arrogant?

"Wait! I suddenly remembered..." Asuka, who had been prepared, suddenly remembered something: "I'm going to the bathroom first..."

"No need." Xiao Ikari thought that female squirting was not a 100% chance, and besides, it didn't matter after seeing it so often. The body odor of boys and girls was very light or even insignificant, but it was still a stimulating smell: "Asuka, leave the rest to me."

"?! No, I..." Asuka was about to cry. She gritted her teeth and said, "Sorry, I'm still a virgin, so... I want to go to the bathroom and do it myself..."

“? Why waste that! Lie down!” The handsome boy hugged the suddenly excited beautiful girl tightly.

"?! Very, very lubricated, I'm ready! - Eh! No, it still hurts! No... I don't feel any pain! Not at all! I am, I am a pure woman! Really, no problem!"

When Biyu lost her virginity, she was completely captivated by him. Feeling that he was not shy, she turned around and embraced her.

I can go back and brag now—I found a man who truly loves me! All the women I met in college couldn't compare to me! This man thought I was dead, this man didn't care what it looked like when I bled for the first time, this man even looked excited!

Back in America, I can go back and blow... It hurts, and I haven't even reached the bottom yet!? What's going on? Didn't my senior sister tell me this before? Hmm... How long has it been? It's not like this? Hmm... Hmm?

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About fifteen minutes later, the orange-haired beauty, who was experiencing it for the first time and was extremely excited, collapsed on the bed like mud.

She had no real talent to begin with, and she wasn't good at bragging. Plus, she seemed to have a tendency towards premature ejaculation, so after a five-minute ecstasy respite from orgasm, this world's Asuka gradually regained her composure.

"Wuwuwu..." She hugged the quilt tightly and sobbed softly.

I'm such a loser! Why am I such a loser! ...Premature ejaculation? So I have premature ejaculation?! Does NERV have any medication to treat premature ejaculation?! Go back to Akagi Ritsuko and ask for it! If you don't give it to me, I won't be in EVA anymore!

Shinji Ikari had absolutely no knowledge of this. His knowledge was based on what the "woman" in his own world would say at such times... well...

He gently hugged the girl's slender waist and could clearly feel her trembling and accelerated breathing.

"Asuka—" Ikari Shinji racked his brains, only to come up with two words that were practically devoid of emotion: "Great."

……Well……

What about the liar?

Although ghosts cannot be deceived, the dominant gender of this world, 14, is willing to be deceived.

176 He tightly grasped the hand that the other party extended for help

Sometimes I think about how pitiful men are. They waste time, energy, and their entire lives—when all they really want to do is the same as women: just fuck! But as a man, you have to engage in mate hunting—this is the way it is in nature and in humans.

But this world is different now, and all the men are dying.

Tokyo-3 is always hot in summer. It's cold with the air conditioner on, but hot without it. But Asuka realized for the first time that humans are so warm-hearted.

The air conditioner was on, and she hugged the beautiful boy in front of her tightly. The two young bodies were entangled together, facing each other, as if they were looking at something.

Xiao Ikari looked again at the beautiful girl in front of him who was the result of his three lifetimes.

Asuka is looking at this beautiful boy who she could brag about for three lifetimes if she got him!

Everyone is very satisfied - only such a marriage can last -

"You're... different than before. Did you hurt your head?" Their two youthful bodies pressed tightly together, Asuka still panting and trembling slightly—so weak, indeed a bit premature. As a woman, it's not a problem, but as a woman in this world, it seems more problematic. "Idiot... you seem more cheerful."

"As a human being, there comes a day like this sooner or later—everyone realizes their true self." Ikari smiled and wiped the sweat from his forehead: "Realize that you like Asuka."

"...Really." The shy girl nudged the boy's forehead with her sweat-soaked forehead: "Please... stop talking like that... You're so cute..."

"I think Asuka is the cutest one, right?" Ikari and Asuka leaned their heads against each other and looked straight into each other's eyes.

"Huh..." Asuka took Ikari's hand and gently placed it on her left breast: "From today on... my soul, my body, my everything, all belongs to you. My... Shinji, idiot."

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The next day, Ikari got up in the morning - Asuka was both clumsy and playful last night and was still sleeping soundly.

"Wow..." Asuka woke up and found that her man was cooking for her. Except that it was not a naked apron, it basically satisfied all the sexual fetishes of a girl (a girl in this dimension)!

"Are you awake?" The operation was successful, you are now a girl... Oh, you were originally a girl. Xiao Ding spread the German dishes on the table and said with a smile, "How is it, do you like it?"

"?! I like it! This is... my hometown dish? How did you know I like roasted pork elbow? Oh... this pickled cabbage, it tastes just like this! This red sausage..."

What Germans? Aren’t these just Dongbai people?

Asuka enjoyed her meal very much.

"Then, let's go to school together."

"......?! Are you going to school?" Asuka was stunned for a moment, and her hands stopped eating the pork elbow.

"Really..." After wiping the corner of Asuka's mouth affectionately, Ikari asked back, "What's wrong?"

"...Didn't you say that the school was full of... bitches in heat? Uh, at that time, even me and the most suitable candidate were scolded." The beautiful girl was a little unaccustomed to being pampered like this. She always felt like she was being treated like a 'man' again? "I said, idiot... uh, Shinji."

"Call me an idiot if you want." I've been calling him that for a few lifetimes. If I don't say that, I'll feel uncomfortable. "What's wrong? Is there something wrong with school?"

"...Our school is coeducational, and there are... a lot of women." Asuka thought for a long time and continued, "Before I came, you were harassed quite badly. At that time, the top student was injured, so it was difficult to protect you. After I came, you simply stopped going to school and locked yourself at home, saying that there were only sows in heat outside..."

"There are sows in heat outside..."

"Yeah, that's right." Asuka nodded: "You have to be careful..."

There's such a good thing! I'm so careful! NERV, here I come!

"Okay, I'm not in a rush about this." Ikari pointed to his head and said, "There's a little problem with my 'brain computer' here, which has made me think a lot of things through. Don't worry, Asuka, even if my brain computer 'recovers' in the future, I will never forget our relationship."

Don't forget the cyberpunk setting. What are you doing here? Are you really here to take down NERV? You must be kidding! Hehehehe... cough cough! You must be kidding!

"Is there something wrong with the brain-computer?" Asuka was confused, and then she quickly took out the external cable on her left wrist and was about to plug it into the brain-computer behind Xiao Ikari's ear: "Let me see!"

"It's okay." Are you stupid? I told you there was something wrong with my brain computer and you just plugged it in with your own port. What if it's infected? -- A naive woman who's too concerned: "NERV reported me -- I'm fine, just some files are lost. There's nothing wrong with my brain --"

"...What have those damn adults done to you? They install this for you today, and that for you tomorrow!" Asuka slapped her chest and said, "Just install it! If they keep treating you like this, you'll turn into a psychopath sooner or later! How much of your own stuff do you have left?"

"Well, I have more bodies, just some added support. Hmm... you know what, it's actually quite useful." Ikari has recorded a lot of knowledge about this world—the kind that's been etched into his soul. He hopes to bring it back to his own world—but he doesn't know how yet. Should he cross the Dirac Sea again? Or after destroying all the Apostles (my favorite multilingual illustrator), should he consult his mother?

"Don't worry about me, Asuka." Little Ikari said something that Asuka will never forget as he wore an apron, holding a stir-fry spoon in one hand and hugging her with the other. "Ikari Shinji lives for you, Asuka. I was born for you and will die for you—don't worry!"

“!!!” Oh no…this…if I get pregnant…because of language…will he acknowledge the child?

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"Have some common sense! How come there are so few people in your school? Oh... I'll ask some of my friends to help." Asuka stopped Shinji Ikari.

"What?" Ikari was about to leave with his schoolbag in hand. Seeing Asuka's fearful expression, he didn't quite understand. "What? What's the problem?"

Even the three of us, as NERV staff and EVA pilots, used to walk to and from school. For such important characters to walk to and from school in the middle of summer, I wonder where NERV's funding went.

"You, a boy! You are walking alone on the street. Aren't you afraid of being caught and made a sex slave? I am afraid! When a man travels, he is not allowed to have more than three female bodyguards who know him well. Don't you know such a simple truth?" Asuka rolled her eyes at Ikari and started to make a phone call.

"Hello? Moshimoshi? Hikaru? Come over to my place and lie down... Oops, take a taxi! NERV will cover the cost!"

"Hello? Top student! Come here quickly——Stupid…Shinji needs to go to school and lacks a guard. Are you coming?——"

There was a flash of light in Asuka's eyes, and it was obvious that she was using her brain-computer to make a call.

Xiao Ikari couldn't help but sigh - the cyberpunk world is so convenient that it's scary.

Not long after, both Hikaru Tomoki and Ayanami arrived, exhausted.

"Oh, squad leader, Ayanami." Ikari didn't understand why such a large group of people were involved. If a nympho really came looking for him, someone with a good face and good looks—he would just do it!

If you don’t look good, just fuck with it.

"Hey, Shinji-kun—" Hikaru Torumi greeted him in a very sunny tone.

—Ah, Shinji-kun looks completely different today! He greeted me so warmly. Can I greet women now? Can I go to school now? Life was so boring without Shinji-kun in school. Now it's okay. Even if we can't be together, at least these past few years will be a memory for the rest of my life. When I'm old, a grandmother, and die of old age—I can still tell the old ladies around me that when I was in junior high, there was a boy in my class! He greeted me properly!

"Yes, Ikari-kun." Ayanami was still so easy to talk to, but she looked a little breathless. Did she jog all the way here? She said softly, "I'm coming."

Compared to the ordinary version of Ayanami, she seems to talk more - even if it's only one sentence, she at least said a few more words.

The truth of language.

Peace of mind.

It's so strange, this gentle feeling.

Ikari-kun's feelings, Shinji-kun's feelings—

Is this my heart? The heart that wants to be with Ikari-kun?

"I'll leave you to escort me today... I don't think it's a problem." Xiao Ikari bowed to the people in front of him, then said, "Well, let's go to school—"

"Well, wait a minute." Asuka took out... a package from her room.

"Bang."

"Hey, huh!—You all know how to use them, right? Top students, no problem, but what about Hikaru?" Asuka threw a few stun gun holsters with NERV logos on them directly onto the shoe rack in the entrance. "Take your pick—Shinji, you put one on too."

"Isn't it?"

"It's so bad that the streets are full of bitches in heat." Asuka wore a blue school uniform skirt and a holster that had a tight effect, outlining and tightening her figure...

Oh, that's perfect.

"It's so perfect..." Hikaru Torumi almost moaned as she saw Shinji Ikari put on his holster, which outlined his curves.

You stand on the bridge and watch the scenery, while those watching the scenery watch you from the upper floors. The bright moon decorates your window, and you decorate other people's dreams.

Xiao Ding looked at the combination of three SSR beautiful girls + SSR beautiful girls + S beautiful girls in front of him, it was really...

"Why are you staring at me?"

"Nothing." This man is already mine...at least he was last night. Asuka took Ikari's hand, and the intimate gesture surprised Hikaru Tomokazu: "Let's go!"

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"Hey, Asuka." On the way to school, Hikaru Tomokazu took the time to ask secretly, "Why are you so close to Shinji-kun?"

"Hmph, hmph... Now, he's mine!" Asuka boasted. Americans, after all, aren't too secretive. As an American girl (or American boy), displays of affection are nothing to worry about! And in this 1:39 world, boasting is a given.

“Huh?!” Dong Mu Guang was shocked. It can’t be that serious?! “You, you…Asuka, how…how did you do that?!”

"Humph, he told me so himself." The little girl really didn't understand love, or maybe it was just Asuka's personality: "I told him - my soul and body belong to him! He told me that Ikari Shinji is willing to live for Asuka! - Just like that, we are together."

For this adjustment, we (Asuka):

The scene in the middle where the naked woman kneels down and begs for sex has been removed.

Eliminate the problem of premature ejaculation.

Eliminate embarrassing scenes.

The scene where I was comforted and said "that's great" and was very happy was removed.

"In short!" Asuka boasted, her hands on her hips, blushing even when she lied: "I'm his woman now!"

"...It can't be 'one of', right?" As a good friend, Dong Mu Guang would also be jealous.

"Nonsense... Nonsense... Even if he has another bride in the future, he said he would definitely take me with him! We will definitely become a legal couple!"

Ikari's route to school used to be a non-issue—everyone went to see the beautiful girls. Asuka, Ayanami, and Kirishima walking together would definitely cause a traffic accident.

By the time he goes to school, it will not be just a traffic accident.

Ayanami always has her stun gun out. Just now, a blind woman tried to rush over—she was shot down by Ayanami. She ignored her and just left—she didn't hesitate to leave or stay.

Someone from NERV will take care of it later.

"Ayanami." Ikari looked at the alert Ayanami, then looked at Asuka Midori who was bragging. He then walked over to Ayanami and said, "Thank you for what you said just now."

"...No." Ayanami looked up at Ikari, then lowered her head: "I don't know why you're thanking me."

"Because you protected me."

"Protecting you is my order. If it's an order, I will carry it out."

"No, even if you're just following orders—I thank you, too." Xiao Ikari gently took Ayanami's hand and arrived near the school. Many female classmates around them showed envy and jealousy—but Xiao Ikari said, "I'm willing to listen to anything Ayanami says—if there's anything on your mind, would you tell me?"

"?" Ayanami glanced at Ikari in surprise, then bit her lip in frustration. Unfortunately, she had so many things to say—but nothing came out. She could only feel her own disappointment and lower her head, her blue hair obscuring her disappointed red eyes. "No...nothing. Nothing...at all."

"That's all." Xiao Ikari didn't let go of the other person's hand, but held it tighter: "Ayanami, if you can't say it for the time being - would you like to listen to me tell you about my story?"

"?!" Didn't the other party give up on me like this? It felt... so warm.

The first time I held Ikari-kun’s hand, I felt nothing.

The second time I held Ikari-kun’s hand, I felt a little warmer.

Holding Ikari-kun’s hand for the third time—I don’t want to lose this feeling again.

"Ha...Ha Yi" lowered her head slightly, not daring to look into Xiao Ding's eyes again.