Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

177 Humanoid Succubus

Go to school, or be taught. Shinji Ikari actually wants to learn about the cyberpunk world, a world where brain-computer interfaces can input knowledge at a glance, and what kind of school can "educate" students.

It can’t all be about happy education, right? No way, no way, no way?

Later, Ikari learned that this cyberpunk world was only a few years old, and that brain-computer interfaces were only available in middle-income countries or higher. Or, for example, students like Shinji Ikari at Pegasus Middle School—everyone was a backup EVA pilot.

Around the world, three-fifths of the population hasn't embraced brain-computer interfaces (BCIs) or embraced cyberpunk. This is related to people's wealth. For example, the black men who hung their AKs in trees 10,000 years ago and still hang their AKs in trees 10,000 years later—the vast majority haven't received prosthetics. In Europe and the United States, even homeless people have been given BCIs. China, with its rapid economic growth, has seen BCI surgeries, along with the "three connections and one leveling" initiative, enter even the most remote corners of the country.

This cyberpunk world is really so real?

In this world, Ikari himself has undergone a relatively high degree of EVA prosthetic modification - various connectors are connected to his body one after another.

Ikari came here to learn about the current cyberprosthetics of this world, as well as to absorb the many lessons learned from the history of cyberpunk transformations in this world. If he returns to his own world, he will gain more insights into the rise and fall of cyberpunk transformations.

But I understand the logic.

How did it end up like this?

"Eh? Shinji-kun?"

"Ah, it really is—Shinji-kun is back!"

"Great! Finally, finally..."

Many girls, adolescent girls. Ikari was 14 years old and in second grade. Adolescent girls between 13 and 15 years old are naturally more physically robust than boys, or perhaps more receptive to it. Now, in this world where the concept of chastity has been reversed, with a male-to-female ratio of 1:4, the male-to-female ratio is 1:5, and the female-to-male ratio is 1:5. They've grown to a level that would terrify even Ikari, who came from a patriarchal society.

Not to mention the other cowardly men in this world.

……anyway.

Could it be that the Ikari Gendō in this world is selling his skills to get to the top? Oh, yes, he should be selling his skills to get to the top.

Tsk, little Ikari thought for a long time, my mother Ikari Yui is really green and environmentally friendly in this world.

Before Xiao Ding even entered the school gate, many girls on the street were already excited.

When Xiao Ding entered the classroom, all the girls in the class were about to orgasm.

The male-to-female ratio is already 1:49, and with the added protection of the second wave, many men simply don't work or participate in social interactions. The prim and proper "otaku" is not only standard in this world, but also a supreme existence—Ikari rarely sees a male on the street. Even if the ratio is 1:49, it shouldn't be so rare that there aren't any to be seen, right?—For so long, he's been hiding because there are so many women like this.

"Get out of here, everyone! This is my man... my protector! If you don't leave, I will exercise the rights granted to me by the government and NERV - I will shoot!"

"Ah—don't shoot! Asuka, it's me!"

"I don't care who you are!"

"It's me, it's me. Did you forget that I bought you some juice? - Please help me, Asuka-sister, let me see it again..."

"Go away!" I'm afraid that stupid Shinji will misunderstand!

Because the male-to-female ratio is 1:49, those who can't digest it just become lesbians.

"Okay, everyone, take your seats! Class is about to begin!" The old man who used to be the homeroom teacher, no matter how old he was, was still a man. So—whether it was because the world's sperm-sucking was so terrible that he couldn't even reach seventy or eighty, or because the male-to-female ratio was 1:39, or whether these marginal characters were completely meaningless—the homeroom teacher became a queen.

A very beautiful one.

Unfortunately, no matter how beautiful it is, there is no card face.

"Hey, Ikari-san overcame so many difficulties today and returned to attend classes with all of us!" It was like taking care of a kindergarten child, but it was obvious that this ruthless attitude wasn't just for kindergarten children...otherwise it would be even more dangerous: "Come on, let's all applaud him."

Wow—thunderous applause.

“…”What the hell is this shameful play?

People in the normal world can't mentally endure this kind of extreme, prolonged pain! A short pain is worse than a long one! Today, I, Shinji Ikari, must break these bad habits!

...It's better to have no pain than to have no pain at all. If I really can't change the current situation, then I'll just enjoy it. I wonder if I can adapt after returning to my ordinary world... Hmm... Come to think of it, being a bitch in this world is actually pretty good. Can I come back again after I go back?

Shinji Ikari's seat moved from the middle to the last one by the window. Ayanami sat in the front row by the window, blocking the horny bitch in front of her; to his right sat Asuka, blocking the female pheromones coming from the side—and then what happened next.

"Shinji-kun, do you want to say something?" The mature teacher pointed to the podium beside her.

"Teacher, this is too much! Shinji-kun just came back - how can you let him do such strenuous exercise?" As the class monitor, Hikaru Tomokazu directly raised an objection: "And Shinji-kun is very shy, don't you know?!"

"Ah, indeed..."

Xiao Ding stood up and was about to walk onto the podium when he was suddenly told that he was actually a socially anxious person. This... stood up and was neither able to stand up nor stand down...

"It's okay if I say a few words..." Xiao Ding thought to himself, what kind of request is this for kindergarten kids? "Ahem... Hello comrades, hello comrades from all walks of life, hello people, hello dear female compatriots, hello everyone——"

“…” No reaction at all.

"A great cause lies ahead..." Ikari blustered, feeling a bit like he was a teacher in Act 1, and also a bit like the lecture he gave last week—especially the fact that the students didn't react at all was so real, just like when he was teaching, wondering if the students were paying attention or if they were just sleepwalking. The sight of them all sitting like bodhisattvas, their minds wandering, was truly debilitating.

"My final message to you all: The most precious thing to a human being is life. This life..." Recite the entire passage! "—I will join you in a lifelong struggle for the great cause of communism!—That's all I have to say. Thank you."

The whole class was silent.

Ikari felt as if he'd been fighting with the people for ages, but they weren't responding at all. Was his public speaking ability that bad? Could he please give him some feedback?

"What's going on?! What's going on?!" However, at this moment, all the girls in the class were not focusing on the content of the speech at all, and were all in a state of confusion.

"Originally, I just wanted to say something, asking Shinji-kun to stand by my side... I didn't expect Shinji-kun to actually listen to my advice and follow my words, and even complete such a difficult task of 'introducing myself' so well! Ah, Shinji-kun doesn't care that I'm seven years older than him! Shinji-kun has me in his heart!"

"Is there such a perfect man? Is there such an 'abnormal' man?"

"Can you talk to a woman for so long? Is he really a man? - Ah, this is longer than any other man I've ever heard in my life! They haven't even been disgusted with me for this long..."

"Isn't it a cross-dressing beauty who's targeting M-girl? ——Even if it is, I'll..."

"Even if it's me, I can accept it. I can accept anything - even if you just let me be a (silencer), quickly let me be your one (silencer), one (silencer), one (silencer)! -"

"No, the prince in my dream actually walked out of the dream? Or am I still dreaming? Mom, please let me continue to sleep."

"If this is a dream, please never wake up - thank you, mom, for giving birth to me in this class."

"I want to continue, I want to keep listening! I believe everything he says, he's willing to look me in the eye and tell me to die, I'll die right now! - By the way, what did he say? What about communism? ... I don't know! He wants to be the Prime Minister of Japan, and I'll kill anyone in my family who doesn't vote!"

In calm weather.

The inner world of the people is already very disturbed.

The spiritual world is suffering from a crisis of sanity and a crisis of faith.

Even in the country that is the adopted son of the capitalist fundamentalist world, there would be such a sudden change without a second's hesitation - this was indeed a bit unexpected for Ikari.

So, next chapter—From today on, I'll be a TG Succubus!—I'll use my succubus powers to set the world on the path to TG! (No, this book is actually about EVA... but it's fun.)

Ikari had no idea that there was such a huge psychological effect right now - after all, as a man from a relatively "normal" world, he had been dealing with both sexes all his life - and he had never heard of any succubus world line that could achieve this.

Can you become the head of state by just speaking and charming? What a joke... Uh (⊙o⊙)... It seems like such a world line really exists. (War Road, 1936!)

If Ikari knew his personal charisma had reached this level, why would he even think about overthrowing NERV? I'd just go and save the country in a roundabout way! - First, become Prime Minister of Japan within a year; second, get a referendum to annex the United States within two years; third, become the head of the American Empire within three years and overthrow Seele!

but now.

Shinji Ikari didn't know any of this yet—he only knew that the girls in this world... weren't they also quite reserved? Stepping down from the podium, little Ikari returned to his seat.

"His last sentence just now—" All the girls' minds flashed with this sentence "Dear female compatriots—he must be talking about me! This is what is called [common-law marriage], right? He has me in his heart! This feels like I'm about to be called pregnant! ——"

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Shinji Ikari actually felt pretty good after a day of studying. He was swimming freely in a sea of ​​knowledge, rippling through it. Although he had a lot of prosthetics, they didn't have a significant impact on his life—if anything, the serious mental pollution issues from last week's episode were gone!

This is truly amazing! Hey, the mental pollution is gone, gone! The mental pollution is gone! Hey~ Just have fun! Just have fun! No more medication! Hey! What a wonderful experience!

Amidst the reluctant gazes of all the girls in the school, and with Asuka and Ayanami guarding him with stun guns, Ikari got into Katsuragi's sports car that had come to pick him up - the four of them headed to the NERV base.

In NERV, Xiao Ikari didn't see many men.

It seems like there are only three men in the entire NERV.

One is called Ikari Gendo, one is called Ikari Shinji, and the other is called Fuyutsuki Yukimasu (Kozo).

Old Ikari is over fifty years old and still insists on being on the front line. He has a lot of unshaven beard, and there are still female lickers everywhere, all over Bangkok, and the entire underground base of NERV headquarters can be filled.

Fuyutsuki Yukimasu is still surrounded by a group of beautiful girls who admire his age, which is very annoying. He has to be protected by NERV's intelligence department every day before he can go to get off work.

Why does Xiao Ikari feel that the underground world of NERV headquarters is not the front line of resistance against the apostles, but it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a super Ginpa base - of course, now this place is very ambitious for Xiao Ikari after traveling through time.

It's the battlefield.

Asuka and Rei Ayanami went straight to training, while Ikari had to participate in re-examination and rehabilitation.

"Yes, Ikari Shinji-kun." Ritsuko Akagi is still the same Ritsuko Akagi - without the advice of little Ikari, and still the blonde and blue-eyed female doctor.

But considering that most PhDs in this world are women, a precious attribute is missing.

He spoke in a very proper manner, not daring to go beyond the line, as if he was afraid of irritating Xiao Ding.

"Just call me Shinji or Shin-chan, Ritsuko-sister."

"...?!?!" After a brief moment of confusion and panic, Akagi Ritsuko bit her sexy red lips to calm herself down. Then, she wrote something on her writing board: "I understand, Ikari... Shinji-kun..."

"Just call me Xiaozhen, Ritsuko-sister." Xiao Ikari continued to show her 'charming' and 'electronic succubus' sunny smile: "Don't you think Ritsuko-sister doesn't want to have a good relationship with me... I really admire Ritsuko-sister."

Her heart snapped. If this were to appear in a fantasy world, her glasses would have shattered! — Almost losing her composure, Akagi Ritsuko took two quick breaths, clutching her chest to calm herself down: "Okay... Shin-chan, right? Admiring me or something... that's not necessary. I'm nothing special..."

"Sister Ritsuko has always been my greatest source of protection, and my safe haven every time I return from battle. If I don't look up to you, who else can I look up to?"

He stabbed the royal sister in front of him with one knife after another, without giving her a chance to breathe. His combos continued, each one fatal. "Besides, Sister Ritsuko helped me even more."

"...I'm not worthy." Akagi Ritsuko's conscience was instantly aroused, something she couldn't see in another world. The intense feeling of happiness impacted her inner world even more intensely, and she lowered her head completely, her defenses completely broken. In this examination room, only Ikari and she were left. She lowered her head, burying it in her black silk legs: "I... have done so many things that have let you down..."

"I know." Xiao Ding walked over to the other side. He hadn't expected that just two words could make such a big shot fall down. He had spent months fighting for favor in another world, and here, just one sentence could get it done.

Is this a gender bonus?! This isn't a bonus at all; it's a flood—a Noah's Ark-level event.

Gently caressing Ritsuko Akagi's back, he clearly felt her tremble. The 14-year-old beautiful boy gently stroked her back and whispered softly in her ear, "But, those were my father's orders, weren't they? — This has nothing to do with you, my noble self. These prosthetics of mine, all the modifications you've made to me, before — and in the future. Everything you've done to me, everything you've done because of my father's orders — I forgive you."

What are you looking for Ikari Gendo?

From today on, I'm Shinji Ikari's nymphomaniac! I say it! — Ritsuko Akagi.

178 Artificial

Ritsuko Akagi was crucial. At the very least, if Ikari wanted to steal some crucial information from this place, she was the one he needed. If he wanted to acquire basic knowledge in the cyberpunk world, that would be easy enough. But what about obtaining something even more crucial—data related to the cyberpunk version of EVA?

It would be faster to defeat Ritsuko Akagi.

But nothing can be too crude. Asuka has a strong emotional connection, and 14-year-old boys are easy to fool—in this world, Asuka is relatively easy to fool. Katsuragi's mission is a novice quest in every world, not a click-and-get-it mission, at least that's how the main storyline works.

Shinji Ikari felt that Ritsuko Akagi was different—at least, he thought her rank was higher. If Asuka's difficulty level was that of an ordinary female cadre in a villainous organization, then Katsuragi's difficulty level would be that of an ordinary female underdog. Ritsuko Akagi's difficulty level was higher, and she was considered an elite female cadre.

So Ikari thinks that there is no need to rush and to take things slowly.

He didn't know that someone who used to be his father's bootlicker had become mentally and physically unhealthy due to his world view and the power of the universe, and had been in a 1:39 world for a long time; and that he had been in a reversal of the concept of chastity between men and women for a long time and had illusions - Ritsuko Akagi.

The transformation was completed in an instant.

"Well then." Ikari Shinji lay down on the bed and asked, "Shall we start the physical examination?"

"...Oh, ah, yes." Ritsuko Akagi took a deep breath.

Mom, I didn’t expect that I would only find my happiness at this age - I’m going to pursue my own happiness - Ikari Gendo will be left to you.

Akagi Ritsuko's trance-like mind was pulled back to the real world, and her tone was relatively relaxed - "As soon as the thought of throwing (son) arises, the world will open up in an instant! Ikari Gendō or something, from now on, I will no longer be bound by it!"

"Go lie down on the cyberbed over there. I need to test and adjust your prosthetics."

"Oh, right, Sister Ritsuko?" Xiao Ikari suddenly remembered. When Akagi Ritsuko was plugging various cables into his body, he asked, "Why do you think cyber technology has developed so rapidly in recent years?"

"Because after the secondary impact," Akagi Ritsuko adjusted her arm while inserting a high-tech robotic arm. She quickly and professionally examined Shinji Ikari, her prosthetic eye flickering with brilliance. "At the Antarctic 'ground zero,' Wu Chang obtained crucial data before SEELE. This included technologically transformative cyber technology. After extensive research, we've acquired this knowledge and are disseminating it globally."

? It makes sense. In the old movie, after the boss of Seele became LCL, his entire body was almost a cybernetic body.

"So—Ritsuko-nee. Um… there's something very embarrassing, so please don't mind me telling you this, okay?"

"Xiao Zhen, go ahead." Looking at the beautiful boy in front of her, Akagi Ritsuko smiled - but she didn't stop working for a second.

"I always feel that you are very handsome when you are working."

“…” His hand paused for about a second.

"So, after we defeat the Angels, I want to be your apprentice when I grow up." An electronic succubus? A cyber-male succubus, right? — Shinji Ikari was unscrupulous in his pursuit of his goals. In this world, many things can't be solved by violence, or rather, many things can be perfectly resolved without violence.

(Although when I play games I always choose to kill from the beginning to the end)

"Ritsuko-senpai, could you teach me something similar? I'd like to learn it in advance."

Akagi Ritsuko stopped all movement and took two deep breaths before continuing, "It's not... impossible. Although... the information is actually top secret. Your clearance level is a bit low, but... considering your position as a pilot... well..." A pilot shouldn't be exploring high-tech materials. Just like if you're the all-powerful HR manager at the company, you shouldn't meddle in the finance department's affairs. You have to avoid suspicion.

"Sister Ritsuko..."