Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"..." He begged me! Akagi Ritsuko finally sighed and whispered in Ikari Shinji's ear, "Okay, some insignificant things... are actually very important to outsiders. Remember, you can't use the interface casually in the future! You must also bring enough guards when you go out! Katsuragi... is busy with work, so let Asuka be with you at all times. These materials cannot be thrown away, understand?"

"Yes, yes, yes—Ritsuko-sister is the best."

I'm the dignified Soviet Superman, a true Hero of the Soviet Union, a true Guardian of the Republic—I've been acting cute for a long time. What can I do for? It's for the people of our world, for those expectant eyes.

Physical examination, say whether it is pornographic or not, if not pornographic, it is still pornographic. If you say it is normal, it is a physical examination by the doctor, if you say it is abnormal, it is the "doctor game" of physical examination.

"Okay." Ritsuko Akagi had had enough.

In the past, Shinji Ikari would always look at me like I was trash whenever he came, would scold me harshly every time he installed a new prosthetic body, and would glare at me with murderous eyes whenever I dared to touch his body even a little during an examination - and he would constantly mutter things like "Can't you just change to a male doctor? Women are so disgusting" during every physical examination.

From beginning to end, it was pure torture - of course: that's it? There are so many little bitches out there who want this kind of torture and can't get it.

This time, it was completely different. She typed GG amidst laughter and joy. She chatted happily with me, completely unconcerned about her status as a woman. Even when my hand, unprotected by the detection equipment, 'accidentally' touched her, I felt no discomfort at all. There were even comments like, "Ritsuko-sister's hands are so cool, so comfortable."

…Do boys like this really exist in this world? …I don't know. I haven't met many men in these 29 years. Even fewer have I had genuine in-depth conversations with. After all, I come from an ordinary single-parent family. Like most people in this world, my mother used a sperm bank to conceive through IVF. Naoko Akagi remained a virgin until her death.

"Alright, Makoto," Akagi Ritsuko smiled, content, her life seemingly complete. She sat back in her chair, feeling confident she could let him go. Any further action would be a step beyond her bounds. "Your cybernetics are functioning normally, and your mental state is excellent. We've hired the best treatment team, so don't worry—I'll do my best... No, I'll risk my life to ensure you don't develop cyberpsychosis, no matter how many more cybernetics you add."

"Okay, Ritsuko-sister—but remember, the battle is my responsibility, and Ritsuko-sister is just following orders." Ikari Shinji's hand tightly grasped Akagi Ritsuko's hand, and the little bottom made the big sister unable to do it: "You don't need to take any responsibility for any danger that happens to me—any problems that arise are just the will of fate—I have long been aware of this."

bang bang dong!

If she hadn't just checked the soul wavelength over and over again to confirm that it was indeed Shinji Ikari—Akagi Ritsuko would have thought the other person had been possessed! What kind of divine boy was this?

"Okay, okay... I, I understand." She covered her completely red face with one hand. Just now, she had been able to maintain a little bit of 'womanly dignity' or 'feminine manliness' - but now, with her defense completely broken, the female scientist could not do that at all. She turned her head away, not daring to let the other person see: "Well, that... there is one more thing, and telling you might disgust you..."

"Why would I hate what Ritsuko-sama said?"

"Stop, stop saying that." While this statement was unscientific, the ancient legends about women who became pregnant through language—that's how it felt, right? Ritsuko Akagi quickly pulled out a form from a nearby table.

"I'm sorry. Although it may disgust you... I know you have lost some memory. But you can't be so ignorant anymore. Slowly... you will regain your memory. Don't say what you just said to me to women, especially women outside. You will be entangled by strange women-"

Stop it, the women in your Akagi family are really clingy.

"And... this." Ritsuko Akagi shyly covered her face with one hand and handed over a small document with the other.

In his previous life in Japan, Ikari had only seen strange older sisters handing out flyers like this in red-light districts, and those were just erotic ones - how could someone so shy be so skilled at handing out flyers in a bikini?

"?What's this?"

"Even though I'm a NERV pilot, I haven't made any 'voluntary donations' for three months. But...after all, it's already difficult for us to suppress it for three months. Japan is a democratic society, right?" Ah... counts as such? Counts as such? "If...you've calmed down, it would be best if you could go...Of course, if you don't want to go, you can definitely refuse!——"

Ritsuko Akagi thought that ordinary men would never go again after going once, just like Shinji Ikari, who, before becoming an EVA pilot, cried and said he never wanted to go again when he went there for the first time at the age of 13 - and then he was forced to go every time by professionals... Alas, this is the sadness of this world.

"?" Shinji Ikari looked at the flyer in his hand. What's so sad about this?

Because the male-to-female ratio is 1:39, because the ratio is too disparate and has a tendency to expand, because there are too few men, because society must continue to function, and because there must be more people at the bottom before there can be more people at the top - so, even if there are many difficulties and even men are almost gone - women have to give birth to me.

But considering that even the best cook cannot cook without rice, you still need to have a minimum amount of health. Even the most exploitative game can't let you kill monsters with 0 health. Therefore, men must donate sperm. Not much. Testing begins at 12 years old, upon entering puberty. If you can get an erection, you must have sex. Sex continues until your sperm loses its vitality.

"Oh... well, it's not impossible." Ikari Shinji nodded. What's the big deal? It's just a sperm donation. If there were beautiful nurses, I'd go there every day. If I didn't drive this crappy EVA, I'd live in it!

"Then find a time this week..."

"There's no time to lose." Suddenly, he thought, "The medical equipment here is so complete. It's just a matter of collecting sperm for the country. I think Sister Ritsuko can do it."

"?!" This doesn't count as sexual harassment, right? What does the other person mean by that? Then...

In the "Parallel World with a Male-to-Female Ratio of 1:39" - collecting semen can be done with the help of others. If you are a Paradox player, you can even ask... to help you.

But firstly, Shinji Ikari isn't as wicked as the Paradox players, and secondly, even if he wanted to act like (C82) [彩画堂] M-Bation (新世紀エヴァンゲリオン) -- Ikari Yui is still hanging out in Unit-01. As long as he kills Gendou Ikari, he'll be a true orphan...

Shinji Ikari's mother was so unlucky that she had to have Gendo Ikari as her father.

In order to beat up Ikari Gendō's big brother, Ikari Shinji was not polite... A girl from a hundred families is asking for help. You and Akagi Ritsuko haven't established a relationship yet, not even boyfriend and girlfriend, so what if I chase her away? - "Can you help me?"

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One of the enduring mysteries of the Fate series is what exactly Artoria meant when she said to Shirou Emiya in FSN, "Even I know how to serve a man." She's a virgin, yet she said that—well, that's a fascinating question. The possibilities are endless, so let's hope for the best.

The power of the female giraffe - belongs to role-playing.

Akagi Ritsuko never thought that one day she would be able to use the skills she learned from Ibuki Maya on Ikari Shinji - this is really a happy story. At first, she was afraid that Ikari Shinji, as a man, would not be able to accept such heavy oral sex and would feel sad.

Then I saw Shinji Ikari grinning from ear to ear with sadness.

Akagi Ritsuko's final method of helping with sperm collection was to do it herself. It was OK, and the final collection efficiency was very high.

In the end, Shinji Ikari was holding the 10 yen receipt in his hand, feeling conflicted.

For the first time in several lifetimes, I learned that sperm donation actually comes with a price. Of course, none of this mattered; Dr. Akagi Ritsuko still had things to do. Mr. Ikari Shinji also had other things to do—the original goal was: to destroy NERV.

Where did this go?

"that……"

Shinji Ikari was walking down the road, full of energy and fighting spirit - and then he was stopped.

"The third suitable person, right?" The person who appeared was known to Ko Ikari, and he was not an outsider either - the head of the Second Section of the Intelligence Department, Ono Miko, who was responsible for monitoring Ko Ikari's every move.

"Yes." Xiao Ikari looked back and immediately smiled: "Ah, Sister Miko? Long time no see - what's up? What's going on?"

"? You know me?" Ono Miko thought to herself that she had only stood behind Old Ikari in certain situations.

Ikari thought about it... Oh, right. Last week, there wasn't much of a crossover. In theory, this week, there shouldn't be any crossover at all. "Yes, of course I know—I know almost everyone. Sister Meiko and the older sisters in the Intelligence Division. It's you who've been secretly protecting my safety. It's you who've made it possible for me to not have to worry about too many troubles in life. I haven't even thanked you in person yet—"

"..." Oh no, there really is such a perfect man in this world. But... it's my duty.

Ono Miko considered herself an excellent, professional, and definitely a professional intelligence agent. No way... absolutely not! Just because she was a woman, she wouldn't be horny here. After a gasp, she coughed lightly and scolded the several female intelligence officers around her. She then continued to speak to Ikari Shinji, "I... I came... well. I came to learn something from you - please come with me, the third most suitable candidate."

"Okay, Sister Miko." Xiao Ikari nodded with a smile, cold sweat running down his back. "Commander, are you looking for me?"

"No, it's just a routine inquiry from the Intelligence Department."

Xiao Ikari let out a sigh.

Wear NERV.

Let's start from here! --Start with the people around Old Ikari!

179 The entire intelligence department gets it!

Shinji Ikari was halfway through his drive when he had to reflect on his life: he had a backer just like Sun Wukong. The only difference was that his backer was his own mother, and the scales were no longer leaning towards him; they were clearly slapping him in the face.

When she encountered an enemy that she could not solve at all, her dear mother made her travel through time again - Ikari Yui is a good mother, she can get along with others, and she really helps when there is something going on.

Obviously, the eighth angel who grew 100% every hour like drinking a nutrient-express bar before crossing over is the real one that cannot be defeated - Ikari Shinji's understanding is: since he cannot be defeated, he will use the mother cheat. If the mother cheat is still wiped, mother

Just find another cheat to help you fight.

She really made me cry to death.

So Shinji Ikari crossed the Dirac Sea and came to this cyberpunk parallel world.

Overall...Ikari Yui really invested a lot of money this time.

Giving Ikari Shinji a powerful character is basically like opening a musou - if you can no longer clear the game in simple mode with cheats, cheat codes, enhanced mods, and official epic buff patches,

——Mr. Shinji Ikari, please perform a feces swallowing suicide,

Thank you world.

After obtaining the technology and capabilities of this world, Shinji Ikari has to go back to solve the problems of the world in the previous round.

Why would this handsome boy think about life while driving?

Because as the promoted Chief of Intelligence of NERV's Intelligence Department in this world, Ms. Ono no Imoko is completely useless.

"Miko-san is the person I long for—she's handsome, powerful, and always protects me silently, like a princess on a charming horse. Strong, handsome, and safe."

The most powerful thing about people is their faith. When your faith can drive you, you will ignore death. When death is no longer the most shackle, you will be invincible. Ono no memoir is an excellent intelligence worker. Her faith is: be worthy of yourself.

identity of.

NERV's top intelligence officer and Ikari Gendō's most trusted confidant. She oversees all NERV intelligence work, no matter how big or small (though of course, nothing too trivial), and makes the final decision on all major matters.

Generally speaking, it is unlikely that someone would betray Ikari Gendo - but some people have said that there are only two reasons why employees change jobs: 1. They feel wronged; 2. They are not paid enough.

"Hmm..." Even if she got to this position, she had no idea how many times she had spent money in the women's clothing host bar. In her 29-year-old life, Ono girl had never been confessed by such a beautiful boy. She had never really been in contact with a man, and she was attracted by this handsome and handsome boy.

As soon as I touched the beautiful boy, I was a little obsessed with him.

But this alone was not enough to make her rebel: "I, I'm normal... Third Most Suitable Person, I'm here to discuss your problem."

In her own intelligence chief's office, Ono Miko's feminine voice almost growled, trying to suppress her true inner world.

"Sister Miko, you must be tired, right?" Ikari Shinji thought for a long time, looking at the mature body of the other lady under her suit constantly twisting and turning, and trying to make a serious expression on his blushing cheeks. This... You have to say that you are worthy of being from the intelligence department. I have seen

Even though the other person's chair was wet, he was still able to maintain a relatively dignified posture with such strength - this was stronger than Katsuragi and Akagi combined.

This is what makes it feel even more erotic - Shinji Ikari feels that he is completely, completely, and utterly at no disadvantage.

"Of course you can talk about my problem. We can talk about it while I give you a massage--" Shinji Ikari gently took off his clothes.

It's basically equivalent to a 40-year-old uncle in the real world, with a 14-year-old girl in a skirt. After asking about your well-being, in a room completely controlled by men - click, she takes off her clothes on her own initiative.

"!? The third most suitable person, what are you going to do?!" The royal sister seemed to be frightened, but she widened her eyes, criticized fiercely, and was so sad that she couldn't close her legs.

"Call me Xiaozhen——" Ikari Shinji suddenly felt that this was just a stage name. At the age of 14, as one of the three children who saved the world, he had mastered such a skill! If he was 24, wouldn't he be the best gigolo in the world? "Since it is Miko who is in charge of monitoring me,

Sister, I guess you must have asked me to come here because of...something? Yes, I have a good impression of the women who fight alongside me, an extreme good impression. These women who give me a sense of security are the most beautiful - Sister Meizi is the first one to bear the brunt. Even if you don't come to me, I will

Go find you—"

"?!"

"Well, if it's Sister Meizi's turn, can we do it in two years' time - when I'm an adult and can get married?" He gently held her in his arms, whispered softly - and pulled her completely to his side: "Marry me with a child? At that time

I hope our child is at least one year old.”

"?!?! No, no, I'm an adult, I'm... I'm the Chief of Intelligence of NERV!" The key to bringing down Old Ikari is not taking the bait, which is much more difficult than Akagi Ritsuko and Katsuragi Misato combined. Even if he is trembling all over, he is so determined.

Move... well... shouldn't be unwavering. It should be just one step away from success: "I, I absolutely cannot... absolutely cannot do such a thing! Third, third... no, Shinji-kun should cherish himself. Even if, even if we really want to get married... etc., the apostles will disappear.

After the destruction, I, after I resign..."

"I can't wait until then, Sister Meiko—I decided to be with you because I like you and admire you, not for anything else. Your soul is more precious than anything else—" You're talking about souls with an agent of this caliber? You must be kidding.

But you tell this to a woman in the parallel world of "polygamy" where the gender ratio is 1:39, the concept of chastity between men and women is reversed, and there is a shift in attitudes towards sex.

The effect will be immediate.

"Huh!?" Ikari Shinji decided to take the initiative, but before he could do anything, Ono Miko, NERV's most powerful intelligence chief, a beauty known in the industry as the most beautiful woman in the world... stood there with absolute will, rolling her eyes, trembling all over - even if everything

After finishing, he still remained standing.

“…” His physical fitness is really good. Shinji Ikari looked at the scene in front of him and thought about what he would do at the beginning of this chapter.

In fact, the father and son of the Ikari family are really biological children, and their methods are basically the same. The only difference is that Ikari Shinji did not catch the other party and refused to give. We have negotiated all the prices in advance - fair trade, no deception. If you agree, you agree. If you don't agree, we will

Never mind—I’m just not as deceptive in business as Old Ikari.

The main reason is that the so-called "infatuation" of Old Ikari from his own perspective is really a bit scary, although... all of this is just Old Ikari's own self-touching. Anyway, he has never considered whether Ikari Yui is happy or not (maybe it is mainly because the old man Fuyutsuki is mean and has never

I never said that Ikari Yui took the initiative to flirt with someone).

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From this moment on, Ikari Gendō's most trusted confidant gradually became a serious threat to him.

Shinji Ikari didn't have any other requests. Even when he took 7.62 to talk to Old Ikari about the pros and cons, he just hoped that the access card would be useful. Also, the matter between me, Katsuragi, Ritsuko and the others is an internal factor for our future marriage.

My physical examination shows that sexual intercourse is beneficial for driving EVA. Since it is beneficial, let's not report it.

"It's okay, Sister Miko - five minutes is also a long time." Shinji Ikari is well versed in the ways of CPU, in this world of "Reversal of the Concept of Chastity between Men and Women".

Five minutes is roughly equivalent to two or three minutes for the other man...it's a bit short.

But, physiologically, women are supposed to last longer than the average man. Doctors specializing in male sexual function have also offered professional advice—clean the headlights, check the tire seams, open the trunk—and wait until the wipers are wet. Some women are more sensitive, which men call premature ejaculation—hmm, that's interesting.

In this parallel world, this kind of gameplay is incredibly interesting. Shinji Ikari racked his brains for a long time. The people who needed comforting were: Asuka and the person in front of him, Ono Miko. They were all quick.

Just one sentence from Ikari completely broke Ono Miko's defense! Imagine a 40-year-old (29-year-old female substitute) uncle vs. a 14-year-old beautiful girl who offered herself voluntarily, and then the uncle surrendered in three minutes (substitute)!

That is an act that I can never forgive myself for in this lifetime.

"Woo..." Similar to Asuka's reaction last night, women in this world have the same desire for the duration of their sexual ability as men in the ordinary world.

The iron-blooded queen almost cried while covering her face.

"Miko-sister is amazing—"

"...Really?" I've heard similar words from female host clubs, but looking at the expression on Xiao Ikari's face, it seems to be true.

"Really?" Of course it's fake. I can't stand the fake orgasm I'm having. The beautiful boy smiled genuinely—because as a man in the ordinary world, he never felt at a disadvantage. "Miko, I have a favor to ask of you."